Chapter five: Phone calls.

Puck woke up with a head ache and a ringing phone.

"Lo?" He grumbled.

"Hey Puck. 25 more days how are you holding up?" Santana's vixen voice purred through the line.

Puck thought about it for a little while. And altough he didn't exactly like Rachel he was warming slightly to her. She was cool to hang out with and he knew her upper body very well by now. He very much enjoyed the're 'fun' time. As Rachel put it.

"S'alright. S'not that bad," He yawned.

"Just remember the goal. Break the little bitches heart into a million peices," Santana sneered.

"Satan, don't you think thats a little harsh?" Puck growled.

"No. One word for you Puckerman. Beth." Santana said. Playing dirty.

"Fuck you San!" Puck yelled before hanging up.

Just as he drifted off his phone rang again.

"I SAID FUCK YOU SANTANA!" He shouted.

"Noah?" Rachel whispered.

Fuck. Noah thought.

"Sorry babe. What's up?" Puck asked.

"Y-you were speaking to Santana?" Rachel asked quietly.

"Yeah, she was bugging me. No biggy," Puck said.

"A-are you being faithful? Becuase if you are I...I want to give you something...bu-but I've never done it before.." Rachel trails of nervously.

"Course I'm being faithful. What d'ya wanna give me? I won't laugh?" Puck asked.

"I c-can't remember what it's called when Brittney talked about it...my mouth...down...on your.." Rachel trailed off again.

"Shit babe! You wanna give me head?" Puck's eye brows shot up...as well as something else.

"Head?" She squeaked.

"Suck off?" He asked.

"I th-think she said, b-blow job..." Rachel said quietly.

"Fuck baby...I'm so hard. Are you sure?" He asked.

"Yes. But I don't have a gag reflex so how does it work?" Rachel asked nonchalauntly.

"WHAT?" Puck shreaked, falling off his bed with a thump.

"I-is that a problem?" Rachel asked nervously.

"Fuck. No. I-just don't tell anyone else that shit...alright?"

"Okay. I won't. But-" Rachel was unsure if it was bad or good.

"Honestly its a gift. I can't wait," Puck groaned.

"Okay. So tonight?" Rachel asked.

"Tonight." Noah chocked out before saying goodbye and dragging himself into the bathroom for a very cold shower.


A/N next up...a little smut ;)