Alfonzo took a pair of interdimensional scissors and cut open a portal. "Bye, honey! I'm going to go back home and act like this never happened!" he said to his wife, the Pixie Empress.
The empress waved goodbye and Alfonzo went through the portal, which closed itself out of existence shortly afterwards. "Well, time to get married again." she turned to the pixies and shouted, "Who wants to become my husband just to get eaten later?"
All the pixies in the room, even the girls, raised their hands.