Chapter 3: Weekend Fun
The doorbell at Chris's house rang and all of a sudden: "WHOOO!" Chris shouted as he sprinted to the door. Chris answered the door and saw his friends were ready to have fun.
"Who's ready to get dirty?" Chris asked. The others all raised their hands.
"Hold on." Chris said. "Dad!" Chris hollered.
"Yeah?" Frank asked.
"Where's that dry ice at?" Chris asked.
"In the garage." Frank replied.
"Thanks." Chris said. He then led the others to the garage and opened the doors to the garage.
"Oh my God. I've died and gone to heaven." Jennifer said when she saw all of the four wheelers, dirt bikes, and guns.
"Pick your choice of vehicles, y'all, and get ready to tear shit up!" Chris said. Everyone chose their vehicles and drove them outside and got ready to get dirty. Jennifer gassed her quad up and shook dirt.
"YEE-HAW! GET ALONG, LITTLE GIRL!" Chris shouted in a country accent as he fired up his dirt bike and jammed to Problem by Ariana Grande. Anne matched his movement and revved up her dirt bike and gunned it and got herself, her boyfriend, and Jennifer dirty. Chris then went around in circles until the song ended.
"Damn, boy. You know how to party." Jennifer said to Chris.
"You're damn right, I do, Jen." Chris said as he revved up his bike again, and got the two girls dirty.
"Ah, you asshole!" Jennifer shouted as she gassed up her quad to try and catch up to him.
After a few minutes, Chris grabbed a car hood and brought it out when Dylan approached him.
"Hey Chris, I wanna run something by you." He said as he smiled evilly.
"What's that?" Chris asked.
"You ever seen those Smack Cam videos on YouTube?" He asked, and Chris guessed his plan.
"Who do you want to do it to?" Chris asked, smiling evilly.
"Chase." Dylan replied.
"Oh, I am so on board." Chris said, shaking Dylan's hand.
"But first, I wanna do a couple things I like to call 'Redneck Sledding', then 'Redneck Jet Skiing'." Chris said as he ran to Jennifer.
"Jen, how's about we do some redneck sledding right now?" Chris asked her.
"Oh my God, you can read minds." Jennifer joked, earning a laugh from her friend.
"Nah, I'm just intuitive." Chris said. He and Jennifer then tied one end of a rope to the quad and the other end to the car hood.
"Any volunteers to start this shit?" Chris asked, but no one raised their hands.
"Okay, Jen and I will show y'all what rednecks can do." Chris said as he hopped onto the car hood while Jennifer hopped onto the quad.
"Gun it, cowgirl." Chris said as Jennifer fired up the quad and throttled wide open. The others were amazed at a sport that people in the south have invented.
After everyone had a chance at it, Chris came up with another fun thing to do. "Y'all wanna see something else rednecks like to do before we have lunch?" He asked.
"What is it, baby?" Anne asked, and he smiled.
"REDNECK JET SKIING!" He shouted and Jennifer whooped at the announcement. The two rednecks set one of the four wheelers on a log, removed one of the back tires, got some rope, and set up a kneeboard in the water.
"CRANK THAT SHIT, COWGIRL!" Chris shouted and Jennifer throttled the quad wide open and pulled the boy all the way back to the shore. "That's redneck jet skiing for y'all." Chris said. Everyone then decided to try it.
After that, the group all took a break from fun for lunch. Chase looked around and got curious.
"Where's my brother?" He asked.
"Where's my boyfriend?" Anne asked.
Chris and Dylan were deciding how to Smack Cam Chase.
"How should we do it?" Dylan asked his friend.
"I say we go classic and smack cream in his face." Chris suggested.
"Oh. Hell. Yes." Dylan agreed. Chris grabbed his shaving cream and his camera and handed the shaving cream to Dylan.
Chris set his camera to record. He and Dylan then looked into the camera. "Smack Cam." They both said.
Chris then paused the recording until they were outside. They both snuck up behind Chase and, once he got the green light from Chris, Dylan smacked Chase right in the face, then took off running while the others just laughed. Chase ran after Dylan and Chris got the whole chase on camera.
"I am so uploading this to YouTube." Chris said, just before Chase and Dylan came back.
"I don't care who you are, that was funny." Rebecca said.
"You guys remember when Odd did that to Aelita?" Jennifer asked.
"Oh my God. Don't remind me." Chase said.
"Who's Odd?" Anne asked.
"A friend of ours back in France." Rebecca replied.
"Who's Aelita?" Chris asked.
"My younger sister. She's Dylan's step-sister." Chase replied.
The rest of the day, they were just diving and swimming in the river. When it was getting dark, everyone came out of the river for dinner.
"I hope you guys like Italian." Susan said.
"What are we having, Mom?" Chris asked.
"Spaghetti." Frank replied.
"Oh my God. You guys will love my mom's spaghetti." Chris said. When the spaghetti was ready, everyone sat at the table and Frank prayed to God to bless the food. After that was done, everyone took a plateful of Susan's spaghetti. Anne took the first bite and her face lit up.
"Wow. You weren't kidding, baby." Anne said as she swallowed the first bite.
"I never lie when I comes to my mom's spaghetti." Chris said as the others ate their spaghetti with delight. After dinner was over, Chris put the left over spaghetti in the fridge.
"Don't worry, guys. The rest will be tomorrow's dinner." Chris said. They all then went to bed.
==The Next Day==
Everything was quiet in the house, until… BOOM! An explosion went off and woke almost everyone in the house. Everyone but Frank and Susan woke up to find out the explosion was a dry ice bomb set up by Chris.
"Talk about a wakeup call." Chase joked.
"Yeah." Anne said.
"So, what's on the menu for today, Chris?" Jennifer asked.
"Dry ice bombs, shooting empty beer bottles, and a special surprise." Chris replied.
"Well, what are we waiting for?" Anne asked.
"She's right. Let's build some dry ice bombs." Rebecca said.
With that, the six teens shot out of the door to where Chris had set up the cooler full of dry ice. They spent the next two hours setting off dry ice bombs. After they were done with that, Chris set up some empty beer bottles as targets.
"Alright, who wants first shot?" Chris asked.
"I'll take a shot." Dylan said.
"Okay, let's see how good you are, Dylan." Chris said as he handed Dylan the rifle.
"You, my friend, are talking to one of the best riflemen to come out of the JSOC." Dylan said.
"You wanna put your bullets where your mouth is and shoot?" Chris said.
"Alright." Dylan said as he lined up a shot. Once the bottle was lined up with the sight on the rifle, he pulled the trigger. The beer bottle shattered when the bullet impacted it.
"Nice shot, little bro." Chase said.
"Thanks." Dylan said as he handed the rifle back to Chris.
"Okay. My turn." Chris said as he lined up his shot. Once it was lined up, he pulled the trigger. The bottle completely shattered.
"Damn. You really are a badass, man." Jennifer said.
"Thanks, Jen." Chris said as he handed the gun to Chase.
"Watch and weep." Chase said.
"I'll watch, but I won't weep." Chris joked. Chase lined up his shot, then pulled the trigger.
After all six bottles were shot, the gang went for a swim in the river again.
"So, baby, when are you gonna reveal this special surprise to us?" Anne asked Chris.
"After dinner." Chris replied. The teens then swam in the river until dinner. When dinner came around, the spaghetti was reheated and ready in minutes. Frank prayed again and then, everyone dug into the dinner.
When dinner was done, Chris was ready to unveil his surprise.
"It might not be what you think, but I have a different intention for it." Chris said as he brought in six exercise balls. Anne realized what his intentions were, but the other teens did not.
"You really want us to exercise?" Chase asked.
"No, airhead. What I was thinking was we each run into each other and see if we get bounced back." Chris replied. The others then realized what his intentions were and decided to have some more fun before they would have to go back to school.
After they grew bored, they went to their rooms, changed into their pajamas, and went to bed.
That's chapter three. Review and I'll post more chapters.