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Lara P.O.V

By lunch, I felt like crap, I was even more foul-mouthed than usual, and I had slapped Mike five times. He still wouldn't leave me alone.

I was sat next to Jessica, just waiting for her to start up her description of the O-So-Awesome Cullens. Note supreme sarcasm.

The doors opened, all chatter came to a sudden halt, and the only sound that surrounded the cafeteria was the sickening bang of my forehead connecting with the cold, hard metal table.

Well, that and the almost soundless footsteps coming from Sparkles and Friends.

Haha, I just made vampires sound like some kid's show.

"Hey Bella - Do you wanna no about them?" Jessica whispered.

"God no." I scoffed, lifting my head. "I don't give a shit what gossip this town believes. My guess is it's all crap."

Yeah, they were all vampires who probably desired to eat you. How do you feel about that, Jess?

The noise in the room eventually hieghtened, and I couldn't help it.

I glanced over at The Table.

I looked at each of them, and one thought floated through my mind.

Edward Cullen is way better looking than Robert Pattinson.

He turned to look at me, so instead of acting like Blushing Bella, I raised a challenging eyebrow and gave him a crooked, arrogant grin.

He looked taken back by my boldness, but then a frustrated look graced his face.

And I barked a laugh.

You cocky cock - You can't read my bloody mind! Haha! In your fucking face, Sparkles!

Meanwhile, the table looked at me like I was insane, and Edward looked alarmed.

I didn't care.

I was too busy thinking out curse-words even I didn't think I knew.

"You belong in an asylum." Mike told me.

"Cool - An entertaining life of trying to get out of a straightjacket!" I looked at their surprised faces, and blinked. "Oh wait... Mental people aren't magicians. Sorry - I always get them mixed up..." I finished as a mumble, looking down at the table. Let's see them react to that.

I should so be an actress. Trying to supress a fit of giggles, I glanced up through my lashes, to see everyone slowly closing their mouths and turning to one another. I could see Emmett Cullen laughing his ass off. He'd heard. You know, he was always my favourite - He actually had a sense of humour.

"If you lot would excuse me - I'm going to the school library. To find some vampire literature." I threw that in there for the Hell of it. I sent a cold smirk towards the Cullens (They were looking slightly bewildered) and marched on out the door, smiling to myself in silent glee.


I know this chapter is awfully short, but it's Christmas Day, so...

Yeah.

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