I hope you like this...

I don't own Twilight, but I do own my OC.

ToxicatedRose, are you being sarcastic?

And LightVictory, hello, dear cousin of mine.

Cheers for the reviews, wrecking Eddie's car sure was entertaining.

Enjoy!

Edward P.O.V

I stared in shock as Bella Swan's large truck scratched the back of my beloved Volvo with a careless disregard. I made a small choked sound as my baby's paint job was ruined. She gave me a wicked look in the mirror before leaving the lott quickly.

First I had to deal with her challenging scent, now her wrecking my car?

Emmett jogged over to my car, a huge grin on his face. The rest of my 'siblings' followed, shock written over their faces.

"Someone has needed to do that for so long, Eddie." I sent him a glare. Damn, that new chick sure showed you! He teased mentally.

"How can you say that? After she just totally ruined his car?" Rosalie growled, climbing in with her husband.

"It's not ruined. The paints just scratched up." Alice chirped sliding into the passenger seat. Jasper got in behind her.

"I think she's getting me back for Biology." I muttered, my throat just burning violently as I thought of her scent.

"What happened in Biology?" Jasper asked.

I sighed and launched into an explanation.

How could a little human do such a thing?

Lara P.O.V

I needed to get my act together, because I had basically ruined Bella Swan's life.

Ok, so it was hilarious to see her dad's face when he found out I got detention for vandalising the headmasters office door (It was needed, I swear to God) with immature drawings of the thing that boys have and girls don't. But if I wasn't careful, and we magically switched back one day, I didn't want Bella to have to deal with my mess.

The scary thing, that right there was both the nicest and craziest thing I have ever said.

Edward, just like in the book, didn't show up for a few days, or it might of been a week, or something. I didn't really pay much attention. Rosalie had been driving his car though, and I frowned in annoyance at the sight of a very fixed, very shiny, very perfect Volvo.

I'd have to do a better job next time.

Maybe I could accidently crash into him, hope to God I don't die, and do some real damage. At least then I might get rid of Shitty Shitty Bang Bang too, which is a win-win.

Mike had finally gotten the point, and had moved on to Jessica. Which was very, very good for me. I didn't have the energy to slap him everyday.

I pulled up in my usual spot, and checked the phone I had begged Charlie for.

And then I dropped it with a curse.

It was. The day. Edward Cullen. Came back. To school.

And I'll be damned if I sit and take his crap in Biology. Of course, I had to avoid saying that I knew what he and his family was, but I could still ask sneaky questions.

I made my way to my first lesson, wondering if I should download Ed Sheeran's new album and contemplating what was supposed to happen in the Twilight Timeline.

And then it hit me like Tyler Crowley's pissing van would the next morning.

I groaned quietly, feeling a surge of pity for Bella. Her life really did suck (Oh pun definately desired). It made my life seem just that little bit better, even if I was stuck in a world of vampires that seemed to have bathed in glitter.

By lunch, I was in a better, almost good, mood. Mainly just because I was having a friendly fight with Angela.

"Cedric is better looking than Harry." She told me, as we walked towards the table, food in hand. We had been arguing about the Harry Potter characters all day.

"No way. Harry's cool. And his accent is to-die-for." I argued.

"Cedric is British too!"

"Yeah but he constantly looks broody. It gets annoying." Like a certain Sparkles, who sat with his 'siblings'. Funnily enough, same actor.

I caught Edward's golden eye, and he looked away quickly, avoiding my gaze. Gee, thanks stalker. Don't be too obvious or anything.

Note mega sarcasmn.

After I struggled to admit that Cedric was, annoyingly, good looking, Angela let out a girlish squeal and started chanting her victory. I just rolled my eyes and shook my head.

I let my eyes wander, taking in the various types of people, the cliques. I had been here a while, but I was too busy wallowing in self-pity to really notice anything. I had an excuse, though. I was stuck in my own personal Hell.

I decided that I would be like my friend, Melissa. She was always saying that you could find good in any bad situation. Then again, whenever she said that, my best friend (And a fellow Twi-Hater) Leia would always punch her for it.

I smiled remembering my old friends.

We used to get in ridiculous amounts of trouble.

When I reached the Cullens table, I took my time to, properly, gawk at Edward's face. I hated him, sure. But he was fine. Of course, that could be because Stephanie Meyers vampires are all sexy, but I was a teenage girl.

I had even been to see New Moon, because I wanted to stare, open-mouthed at Jacob. That guy had great abs. I didn't really look at his face.

Jessica snapped me out of my watchings to talk about an upcoming shoping trip. I lost interest quickly, waiting for the upcoming torture known as Biology.

This is long and somehow about literally nothing.

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