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Thank all that is unholy, I do not own Twilight.
Sorry for not updating.
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Lara P.O.V
I was pouting. Big time.
Edward was crumbling. Big time.
I didn't want to meet his 'parents' because I was just bad with adult figures. Especially ones that drank blood.
"B-Lara," Well, at least he remembered, "Don't be difficult."
"But Sparkles," He grimaced, "I'm mean Eddie," He growled, "Dude! Why do I have come with you?" I whined, giving up on the name thing.
"Because I love you?" He tried weakly, reaching one hand from the wheel to stoke my face.
I pulled a poker face, trying not to melt. I was becoming a sappy teenager, and I hated it. I hadn't cursed in like... Five minuets. Thats painful.
"Fuck." I shouted. Seeing as we stuck in traffic, I was so loud, some people turned in their cars to look at us. "Ahhhh, that felt good." I murmured, sinking back in the seat.
"Why did you just-"
"Doesn't matter." I deadpanned. "I'm not meeting your parents."
"Lara, come one. We're half way there." Edward stressed.
I shrugged. "I'll wait in the car."
"Why? Are you scared?" He asked, eyes wide.
I scoffed. "No. I'm just bad with adults. Before I'd been sucked to Hell I hadn't seen my mother in like two weeks, and her room is across the hall. That's how bad I get along with parents. Even my own."
"But Carlisle and Esme will love you."
"Thats what my last boyfriend said. So I met his parents. They moved a week later."
"I will carry you in." He threated.
I snorted.
Edward's shoulder wasn't comfortable.
Hitting his back endlessly I was lugged into the Cullens house over my Sparkley boyfriend's arm.
Oh, how I love first impressions.
Esme and Carlisle looked slightly shocked when Edward set me on my feet, and I turned to glare at him.
With a grin, he chuckled. "Are you going to sulk now?"
Straight face.
"Oh, jees, you are."
With one last glare, and whipped my head around and decided to put my acting skills to the ultimate test.
With a bright grin and excited eyes, I extended my hand to the parental vampires.
"Hello. You may know me as Bella Swan, but my name's actually Lara." I said kindly.
I felt Edward's stare bore into my back.
"What. The. Fu-"
"Edward, don't swear." Esme reprimanded, before she took my hand and pulled me into a hug. I winced. This was stretching my tolerance.
"Hello dear, I'm Esme. Edward said you had something to explain."
I quirked an eyebrow, craning my neck to look at Sparkles.
"Oh did he?" I asked. Esme pulled back, smiling.
"Hello Lara," Carlisle started, saying my name hesitantly. My mouth was starting to hurt. I hadn't smiled this much in years. "We've obviously met. Call me Carlisle."
I felt Edward's arm wrap behind my waist. I stepped away from him.
"Are you still mad?" He whined.
"No. I just like messing with you." I flashed him a grin. He rolled his eyes, having no chance to retort befor Emmett came barging in.
"Hello my soon-to-be-human-sister." He boomed.
"Jesus - Loud as God's revolver and twice as shiney or what?" I joked. Rosalie, who trailed behind him, didn't look impressed.
"You BS-ing me, little human."
My eyebrows hit my hair line.
"BS?" I repeated.
"Yeah. You BS-ing me."
Seeing as I had no idea where he was going with this, or how it made sense, I decided to play along.
"What do you mean, BS? Like... Bram Stoker?" Oh, how I love irony.
Everyone accept for Emmett and Rosalie smiled.
"Whose Bram Stoker?" I gaped at Emmett. How did he not know who that was?
"Your kidding." Edward scoffed. Staring the large vampire for a second, he shook his head. "He honestly doens't know."
"Wrote the best vampiric novel ever? Basically started a revolution of the Gothic genre. Van Helsing? Transylvania? Fangs?"
All I recieved was a blank stare.
"For the love of all things to do with liquor." I muttered quietly. Putting on a poor Romanian accent, I immitated the best fictional Goddamn character ever. "I vant to suck your blood."
It all dawned on him at once.
"Ohhhhhhhh..."
"Dumbass." Me and Edward said simutaneously.
Wow this was about nothing.
And it sucked.
Seriously sorry about not updating. Next chapter, she will explain all.
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