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Lara P.O.V

Seconds later, Alice pranced into the room at a high speed.

I contained my laughter, a song running through my head.

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date. (If you don't know what that is, I'm ashamed of you all.)

"You must be the girl who captured my brother's heart."

I almost puked there and then. My fake grin faded into a ghost of a smile because frankly, she pissed me off and my cheeks seriously hurt.

By Edward's chuckle, I knew he I was reaching my limit.

"I'm Alice."

"Lara."

"Oh I know, I also know everything your going to tell us. It plays out pretty well."

Oh. My. God.

How was she so... Happy?

"Well, thats good to know."

"And when an insult for Rose comes to mind - Don't say it."

Edward snorted, and Blondie growled.

"Why?"

"You like you arms, I presume?" Alice asked.

"It was that offensive?" She nodded slowly, as a sly grin formed on my face. "Challenge accepted."

"You really do have a death wish." Rosalie growled. I shrugged.

"I have been in worse situations." I said nonchalantly.

"What? Worse than being in a house full of vampires?" Edward scoffed.

"Alcohol and weed was involved."

"I worry about you." Edward sighed, shaking his head.

"Good for you. That's sure something I'm not used to. Anyway - Who wants to hear the truth about how much my life sucks?"

Edward P.O.V

I had insisted on Lara sitting on my lap as she told her story. She had compromised, and ended sitting between my legs, leaning back into my chest.

As she explained to them about where she came from and what had happened to her, I tried to imagine what she really looked like.

Long dyed blue hair, green eyes, curvy and small. All things Bella Swan's body wasn't.

Everyone's thoughts rung in my ears, alerting me of their disbelief, apart from Jasper and Alice, who had known before Lara had explained.

"Any questions?" Lara asked weakly, taking in everyone's faces. I have to admit, it wasn't looking good for her.

"She's not lying." Me and Jasper both told everyone, simultaneously, before our family had a chance to disagree.

"This is impossible - You can't believe her!" Rosalie hissed. I saw something dawn on Lara's face. That insult, I realised, had just sprung to mind.

"Don't." I whispered to her. She sent me a pleading look, but I shook my head slightly. I didn't want her to get hurt. She huffed but remained silent.

"She wasn't lying," Jasper insisted, "I would be able to tell."

"Then she's deluded herself into believing her own lie." Rose spat.

"Oh sh-" I muttered, but Lara cut me off, jumping to her feet.

"I am not deluded, and if I was, I would've thought up something better than vampires that fucking sparkle and come from a novel I hate. I would've much prefered to wind up somewhere with more bloodshed, action and overall burning." She ranted.

Rosalie growled, standing up. Lara stood her ground, chin pointed arrogantly and eyes flashing with anger.

I couldn't help it.

I looked at her ass.

Hey, she was hot when she was angry!

Dude, calm the freaking lust. Jasper chimed mentally. I sent him a sheepish grin.

"You can't fight a vampire, girl, so don't even go there."

"I'm sure I could try - Who cares, maybe if I died I would end up home!"

"That'd be good for all of us!" Rosalie yelled, stalking towards my Lara.

I growled, leaping to my feet.

The two of them stopped, staring at eachother, before Lara said a line I recognoised from her fight in the cafeteria.

"Let me be the mature one." She said, before turning and walking back towards me. I winced, holding my unneeded breath for Rosalie to blow up, but thankfully she didn't, and I sat back down, pulling Lara with me.

"Once again, any questions?" Lara repeated calmly.

This turned out longer than expected.

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