I hope you like this...

Lucy, it's POKEMON! PokeMON! MON! Jesus, it's like the best thing in the world - well, more so the old Red and Blue than the current shit... And I guess it's kinda second in line to the pure awesomeness of Lord Of The Rings, but you wouldn't know about that.

Thank all that is unholy, I do not own Twilight.

I thought I'd update this one quickly, because I made the last chapter quite short, and it was a cliff hanger.

Enjoy!

Lara P.O.V

"You already know about this?" Edward hissed, coming closer.

"Hey-Hey-Hey! I didn't know it was still gonna happen. It shouldn't be happening now anyway! Shit! I don't wanna nearly die!" I almost screamed, hopping down from the rock.

"What? Whats not supposed to happen?"

"Three vampires, Victoria, something and Jack - or James... I can't really remember - show up. In the books, Bella almost dies after enduring a chase thing with Jack or James - It wasn't supposed to happen yet, so I didn't say anything."

"So you didn't say anything!" He roared. I flinched and he instantly looked regretful. "Lara I'm so-"

"Ten seconds!" Alice chimed, I clenched my jaw, stopping a train of profanity I was tempted to fire off at Sparkles, glaring darkly. I barely noticed the rest of the vampires forming around us, as Edward's resistance melted and grabbed me into a quick hug before standing protectively infront of me.

I remained stiff.

Yelling seriously pissed me off unless I was able to join in without feeling awful.

And it scared me that I'd feel awful about yelling at a book character.

The three red-eyed bloodsuckers entered the clearing slowly, and I watched as all of their gazed fixed on me.

I knew they wouldn't just not notice a singular beating heart.

"You have a human..." Said the leader-ish one... Lau... Lauren... Laurent! That was his name... Wait... Crap, I was said human.

"We would gladly take her off your hands..." Victoria hummed.

"Hey listen here bi-"

"Lara!" Edward hissed in warning. I blinked at him before stepping back, looking down.

"You'll need to break her spirit before she'll remain that quiet forever - that or you'll have to kill her." She cackled.

Oh fuck it.

"Shut your tramp face, bitch. I ain't a pet so don't refer to me like one, Sparklette."

"Lara!" Edward and Alice both yelled.

And then I realised what I'd done.

"Shit..."

Edward grabbed me just in time, causing Victoria to miss me by inches, and the entire Cullen Coven sprinted back to house.

I heard the growling fade behind us as I enjoyed time being cradled into Edward's chest, almost whimpering when we got back to his home.

"Is sorry suficient?" I asked as Edward set me down, turning away and ultimately shunning me. I winced.

"They're coming after her!" Alice shouted, causing the rest of the family to yell back and forth at one and other.

I took my chance as I saw it, running from the house and leaving them to fight about something I could deal with myself.

I ran straight for the woods, towards where I assumed the baseball field was, but was interrupted by the buzzing of my phone. I held it to my ear without checking the Caller ID.

"Listen, Ed-"

"Wrong person..." The husky voice said.

"Ghost face?" I guessed blindly, in the mood to deal with serial murderers.

"James." Still a serial murderer, but...

"Fuck."

"I've got your mother..."

"No you haven't, you've got a recording that makes it sound like you've got my mother."

And if it was my real mother, I wouldn't care. Ish.

"How did you-"

"I'm like God - Omni-present and could smite you at any time." I muttered, spinning around with a skeptical look on my face.

I was lost.

"Always joking." He said dryly.

"Til the fucking death." I caught the flicker of movement to my right and spun, anxious.

"That could be arranged."

I screamed as the vampire collided with my body, and was sent spiralling into unconsciousness.

Thought I'd jazz up the chase thing - I thought this would be more fun.

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- INDIGO FATE