Iris and Raichu were about to head back towards the group. Raichu spoke.
"I…never got your name."
Iris smiled as she spoke;
"My name is Iris. It's to meet you."
Raichu smiled. Not an evil smile or a cruel one, but a genuine smile.
"I'm Raichu. Although I figure you already knew that."
Iris grinned; he was beginning to open up to her. She spoke
"I think that when we get back to camp, it would be wise to introduce yourself to the other humans."
Raichu rolled his eyes but nodded before he spoke;
"So what is your goal?"
Iris smirked as she responded
"To become the best Dragon Pokemon Master in the world!"
Raichu blinked before he spoke with a raised eyebrow
"You have 5 pokemon. An Axew, Excadrill, a Dragonite, an Emolga and me. Only 2 of them are Dragon pokemon. How can you be a dragon master when more than half your team can't even do dragon type moves?"
She playfully growled at him and he snickered. Iris decided to turn the tables.
"So what is it you like to do Raichu?"
His smile became a smirk as he spoke
"I am very good at Blackjack."
Iris blinked; That wasn't something she was expecting to hear. She spoke
"Wait…Blackjack? Did I hear right?"
Raichu's smirk became wider as he continued to speak
"I am great at a lot of gambling games. Blackjack, Old Maid, but my personal favorite has got to be Strip Poker! Especially when I play that last one with girls."
Iris felt heat going to her face. That was utterly disgusting. She spoke;
"Do you have any decency Raichu?"
Raichu was about to answer that comment with an obvious 'No' but the duo had arrived back at camp. All the others were immediately on edge after seeing Raichu. Raichu walked over to Ash and Cilan and spoke;
"I noticed that I never got any of your names."
Ash spoke with a smile on his face;
"I'm Ash Ketchum and I wanna be the greatest Pokemon Master!"
Cilan grinned as he introduced himself
"And I'm Cilan, a pokemon Connoisseur. And I must say your improved relationship with Iris is a nice flavor of power combined with the sweet succulent taste of friendship!"
Raichu blinked at Cilan for a moment.
Pikachu groaned. He looked at Ash, Iris and the pokemon before counting down on his fingers.
3…
2…
1…
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT IS SOO GAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Cilan blinked. If he didn't know any better than he would say that Raichu was mocking him. He does know better. Raichu isn't mocking him…he's making fun of him. That's worse! Iris spoke in defense of Cilan;
"Now Raichu that's not funny!"
Raichu looked at all the humans and Pokemon as he spoke
"Oh come on now! Don't ANY of you deny that when you first heard he was a connoisseur and actually heard him speak that you questioned his sexuality. Don't deny it. That thought has crossed ALL of your minds at least once!"
To Cilan's horror, everyone stayed silent. He spoke
"I am not Gay. I am perfectly straight."
Raichu spoke with sarcasm;
"Yeah about as straight as a circle."
Cilan scowled at Raichu before he spoke
"Look, I am not gay."
Raichu blinked before he spoke
"…Oh my God he's in denial."
Cilan growled before he turned away and went back to making lunch…or was about to until a metal claw came out of nowhere and snatched Pikachu and held him suspended in the air. Ash, Iris and Cilan looked up as they saw a familiar trio of thieves. Ash growled;
"TEAM ROCKET!"
Raichu watched Pikachu struggle in the claws of the robot. Meowth spoke.
"We are finally gonna give ya to the boss. There is no way ya can break out of that claw. Its electric proof and it's resistant to other pokemon attacks. You lose sucka."
Jessie spoke this time
"Thank you for the Pikachu. But we must be off though."
Ash screamed out
"GIVE PIKACHU BACK!"
"No!" Was all 3 rocket responses
Snivy tried to use vine whip to attack the claws, but they bounced harmlessly off the metal. Team Rocket, now fed up had a 2nd claw appear and grab Iris as they spoke.
"This is to make sure that you don't follow us!"
Raichu could honestly care less about what happens to Pikachu. Their hatred towards each other is too strong. But as soon as that claw grabbed Iris, that was when Raichu put his foot down! He let out a loud whistle which got the rocket's attention. They were initially shocked at seeing a Raichu there and were even more shocked when it spoke!
"Team Rocket! I've heard about you 2. James and the talking Meowth that were supposed to be soo weak, at least that's what I heard."
A/N – Notice how he leaves out Jessie? You will see why.
James and Meowth growled at being called weak before Meowth spoke
"HEY! We aint' weak! And who are ya?"
Raichu scowled as he yelled up towards Pikachu
"YOU REALLY DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT ME DO YOU LITTLE BROTHER?"
The moment that they realized that the talking Raichu was the sibling of the extremely powerful Pikachu, they couldn't pass up the chance and a 3rd claw shot out towards Raichu, who leapt out of the way. Raichu spoke
"Can't you 2 dolts do anything right?"
It was then that Jessie realized he always addressed the boys and left her alone. She spoke
"Well what about me? I'm a rocket agent as well!"
Raichu blinked before he grinned cruelly and spoke
"Really? I thought you were just a common whore who was kept around for their pleasure."
Oshawott couldn't resist as he screamed out
"YOU JUST GOT BURNED BITCH!"
James and Meowth's eyes widened in horror before they both started to cuddle each other in fear. Jessie's eyes widened in pure rage before she spoke;
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU ORANGE RAT?!"
Raichu smirked, clearly not scared as he let his snarky attitude take hold
"It was exactly how I said it. You are nothing but a common Whore that's only use is for fixing Sandwiches in the kitchen and pleasing us guys."
Every single guy pokemon (Except Pikachu and Meowth) started laughing hysterically. The females got vicious smirks on their faces as they watched Team Rockets reaction.
James and Meowth practically shit their pants in fear. They soon had to restrain Jessie who had opened the cockpit of the machine and wanted to tackle Raichu to the ground and kill him. Raichu smirked as he placed the straw that broke the camel's back;
"Now get on your knees like the bitch you are so you can do your job. Afterwards, I think I want a sandwich!"
James and Meowth started screaming like little girls as Jessie leapt out of the cockpit and lunged at Raichu, who was ready. He quickly jumped to the side and kicked Jessie in her ribs and flung her towards a tree. Jessie, who was fueled by rage, got up and lunged at him again. Raichu smirked cruelly before grabbing her shirt.
RRRIIIPPP
Jessie immediately covered her chest and all the guys started laughing at the humiliated rocket agent. To add salt to the injury, Raichu walked calmly up to her and placed a twenty pokedollar bill in between her mouth as he spoke.
"Thanks for the pleasure doll. I'll call ya."
Jessie, whose face resembled a tomato/waterfall, scurried back to the cockpit as Raichu let out a wolf whistle. He then opened his mouth and released a Hyper Beam that cut the arms loose and Iris and Pikachu Began to plummet. Raichu jumped up and Caught Iris…and completely ignored Pikachu. Pikachu hit the ground with a thud and Raichu landed while holding Iris bridal style. He put her down as he turned toward back to the giant robot and fired an electro-ball and sent the trio skyrocketing.
Jessie, James and Meowth were in the air. James and Meowth were still cuddling each other in fear while Jessie had he knees to her chest and had tears running down her face. The trio (Plus Wobbafett) screamed out.
"LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"
"WOBBAFETT" (I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS CRAP)
Pikachu crawled to his feet and glared at Raichu as he spoke
"Really? You couldn't catch me as well?"
Raichu smirked as he spoke
"I don't like you! In fact I hate you and I guarantee that the feeling is mutual."
Pikachu rolled his eyes before walking off and Iris spoke.
"Why did you save me?"
Raichu looked at her with a raised eyebrow as he spoke
"I didn't do it for you. I wanted to see if the whore would actually make me a sandwich."
Raichu walked off towards the group as Iris smirked to herself. She knows Raichu enough now to know the truth. Raichu saving her was his way of saying 'thank you for healing my wounds'. She looked at him sitting alone on his rock as she spoke silently.
"You're welcome…buddy!"
So the friendship between Raichu and Iris is slowly budding. Aren't you curious about what's gonna happen? Also it's not gonna be Raichu x Iris. So don't ask. In fact, if any shipping, I might do an eventual Emolga x Raichu. I'm still debating.