Raichu woke up with a yawn. He walked off his usual boulder he uses for a bed before walking towards the group. The minute Pikachu saw him, his little brother grinned as the other pokemon started snickering. Raichu growled a fearsome growl which intimidated all the pokemon minus Pikachu as he spoke;
"What's so funny?"
Pikachu scurried over to Iris backpack before he pulled out a mirror, he held it up towards Raichu and the bipedal mouse pokemon saw something that made him shake with rage.
It was a fucking pink bow on his ear.
He ripped it off his head as he scanned the fowl article in his hand. He growled as he saw a small note attached to the pink thing.
Raichu;
The humiliation might teach you how hurtful it is to be called 'gay'. I hope you learned your much needed lesson.
Cilan
Raichu growled dangerously as he shredded the bow as well as the parchment. He spoke with venom in his tone
"It's fucking war now Carpet Muncher!"
Thankfully Cilan was still asleep, so Raichu quickly ran into his tent before going through all of Cilan's clothes. He grinned cruelly. This…was gonna be fucking sweet.
After fulfilling his vengeance, Raichu curled up on his boulder and went back to sleep.
Emolga watched as Raichu slept on his usual boulder. She had a plan;
'If I use attract on Raichu, I'll be the most powerful pokemon in the group with the killer at my beck and call!'
So she smirked before winking at the sleeping bipedal pokemon and a spiral of hearts formed and began floating towards him. As the hearts got closer…closer, Raichu smirked in his sleep and gave out a kick, which knocked into the hearts and smacked them away.
Emolga was flabbergasted, nobody had EVER smacked away her attract before. She was shocked. She began to ponder on the thought. If she had been paying more attention though, she would have noticed that the hearts were coming back towards HER and might have had enough time to dodge…but alas she didn't. The hearts began to circle her as she got a panicked look on her face before they hit her. Her eyes became hearts as she leapt into the air. She looked at Raichu with a heavy blush on her face as she began swaying back in forth, completely in love.
Raichu opened an eye as he smirked, revealing that he wasn't actually asleep. An attract counter was something he learned over the years. And now it was time to milk it. He walked up calmly to the completely smitten Emolga before he licked her across her face, starting at the base of her chin to her forehead. A completely lovesick smile stretched its way onto Emolga's face as she let out a moan of pleasure before falling on her back. Raichu smirked before he turned around to go back to sleep.
Iris was dreaming pleasant dreams when she was disturbed. She opened an eye to see Raichu staring down at her with a look of annoyance. He spoke
"You're the only one in this weird ass ragtag group that I don't think is intolerable. Ash is a simple kid who will have no idea what to do and I fucking despise Cilan for obvious reasons. So I need your help. How do you make attract wear off?"
Iris looked at Raichu before giggling when she noticed Emolga hugging his tail. He saw what she was looking at and spoke with a sigh;
"That's what I need help with. She tried using attract on me, I countered it and sent it back to her, I abused the fact for about a minute and now she's trying to rape my tail. It's fucking creepy."
Iris couldn't help herself and started laughing. Raichu spoke with a scowl
"It's not my fault that she's fucking horny. I'm worried that if I try to remove her, she'll start masturbating!"
That statement, only made Iris laugh harder. Raichu growled enraged before he spoke with venom in his tone;
"Fine; but if half of my tail is submerged within her body, it WILL be your fault!"
Iris began laughing so hard she started crying as Raichu dragged Emolga out of the tent. Iris shook her head before throwing on her usual clothes and running outside.
When she arrived, she saw Raichu on his stomach with Emolga on his back, a look of pure fucking agony was cemented on Raichu's face. Iris grinned before returning Emolga to her pokeball. Raichu blinked before he spoke with a scowl;
"Wipe that fucking grin off your face. It's not funny!"
Iris spoke
"You told me earlier that you abused the fact that she was attracted to you."
Raichu scowled before he told her what he did. Iris smirked as she spoke
"You're so damn dumb. If you actually give them romantic attention like you did when they are under attract, then the effect lasts a lot longer."
Raichu groaned but nodded none the less. Ash then stepped out of his tent as he spoke
"Morning guys. When do you think Cilan is gonna make breakfast?"
At the mention of Cilan, Raichu remembered his prank and a cruel smirk fell on his face as he started giggling evilly. Iris saw that look on his face as her eyes narrowed as she was about to ask what he did when Cilan exited his tent. He spoke in a cheerful tone, suggesting he had no idea what Raichu did to him.
"Hi guys, how about I make us a delicious breakfast. And Raichu…I hoped that the pink bow on your ear made you learn your lesson."
Iris and Ash looked at Raichu with raised eyebrows as Raichu spoke calmly.
"Oh yes. I learned…"
Cilan smiled as he turned away from the group. The minute he showed his back to them, everybody immediately began laughing hysterically. Raichu grinned evilly as he spoke
"I learned to make payback FUCKING VICIOUS!"
Raichu had cut the ENTIRE seat out of Cilan's pants, revealing his pink heart underwear. Cilan felt his back pockets and realized what had happened. He turned to Raichu with his face red as the pokemon spoke;
"Paybacks a bitch aint it gayonnaise?"
Everybody (Minus Pikachu obviously) started laughing at that. Cilan ran back into his tent with a tomato face. Raichu spoke
"Yeah you better run. Because I'm gonna make your life a fucking hell Airy Dairy Fairy!"
Iris rolled her eyes as she grabbed Raichu by the paw and spoke
"I'm heading into town to buy Cilan some new pants. I'm taking him with me so he won't cause trouble."
With that, Iris went into town, while dragging Raichu kicking and screaming. Him saying stuff like 'I think Cilan would look better in a dress'.