Fifty Shades of Fruit
Chapter 5: Couch Potatoes
Dumbledore huffed into his office. He turned to Fawkes for comfort. "You'll still do me right Fawkes. MINERVA!" He called. Professor McGonagall walked in. "What is it professor?" She asked. "I need you Minerva. I need you now" he whispered sexily. She took off her glasses. She took off her hat and let her hair out of her bun. She looked him squarely in the eye. Dumbledore used 'Clothus Removus' on her.
"You wanna bang?" Dumbledore asked. "Let's do it!" She cried. "I want to suck your bellybutton Albus." Dumbledore turned into the prowling tiger he became when aroused. He lay down on a couch in his office. Minerva accio-ed some firewhiskey and opened the bottle. She dripped some down her saggy boobs. She gained pleasure from the intense burning sensation. It made her feel alive.
She remembered nailing Aberforth in the hogs head and having a threeway with one of his goats. Hopefully Albus was just as kinky. She remembered the goat's nose felt so good on her body. She transfigured Dumbledore's nose into a goat nose. "NUZZLE ME ALBUS!" She cried. "ALL OVER MY BODY!" She soft fur made her wet.
She poured some firewhiskey into his belly button and drank it all up. She then got a potato and shoved it in his bellybutton. She then straddled Dumbledore's body "Dumbledore," she moaned, "we aren't making much profit." She squealed. "We should sell Umbridge to the centaurs. They were so impressed by her sexual deviance, just give her some plums and she'll be happy." "K" moaned Dumbledore "We all know she'd be happier there."
He took the potato and shoved it up Minerva's lady parts. "Now shut up and kiss me" Dumbledore cried. She could feel wedges being made inside her. "Oooooooooh" she squealed. "It feels so good." They made out, their wrinkly faces locking and twisting, his tongue deep down her throat.
Her pleasure mounted. McGonagall got another potato and placed it between Dumbledore's man boobs. She rubbed his man boob nipples sensually and tickled his nipple hairs. She moved the potato up and down.
"You like that don't you, you dirty old man!"Minerva cried. Dumbledore moaned in pleasure. He took the potato and ate it raw. "YOLO" he squealed. He suddenly put a kilt on McGonagall and said "can I put my loch ness in your lake baby?" "Aye," she moaned. She played the bagpipes while they did it very loudly. She composed a new song.
All the portraits of headmasters were watching. One of them was even videotaping and instagram-ing it. Phineas Nigellus was getting horny. He moved into his other portrait found Mrs Black. The fat lady walked in and started to do Armando Dippet, her screams were failing to break the glass but were loud nonetheless. Suddenly Harry walked in on the mass wizard orgy.
"Errr... you called for me professor?"