Chapter 10: Gone Bananas

In another part of the castle, a pale boy with hair sleeked back and robes billowing walked in a frenzy through the halls of Hogwarts. He was aching to get back to his dormitory. Someone was waiting…

He stormed into the dungeons. Everyone was at Slughorns Christmas party, now was his chance. His heat beat fast in his chest and he felt the blood rush to pants as he thought of the long smooth delicious thing. The beautiful pure thing, the only thing that could satisfy his lust. Malfoy walked into his dorm, head fluttering with thoughts of the sweetness he so desired to taste: banana.

His thoughts were interrupted by the sight of Pansy Parkinson on the bed. She was sprawled with her clothes off and her legs wide open; ready for the big, paper white D.

'She wants tha D', Malfoy thought.

His palms started to sweat. Not because of Pansy, his gaze shifted upward, his forehead shining with perspiration at the thought of banana. He could feel the front of his trousers tighten at the thought of all that potassium.

"Draco, take me now", Pansy moaned. Draco moved, almost gliding, onto the bed and bent over Pansy. "Move over ho", he moaned right next to her ear. He shoved her off the green bed sheet. He ripped off his robes and reached underneath his pillow, pulling out an thick, engorged, veiny banana. Now wearing only his underwear and a half unbuttoned shirt, he flicked out his tongue and licked the banana. It felt so amazing in his mouth: so soft, yet so hard at the same time.

"Are you serious Draco?!" yelled Pansy, gazing up at his impassioned face from the mess of satin bedsheets on the ground. "yea m8" he grunted in reply.

He brought the banana to his lips again, all thoughts of apple banished from his mind as he drank in the pure yellow sight before him. "You look so appealing right now", he moaned seductively. Draco slowly peeled back the delicately spotted yellow skin, savouring the sight of the naked banana flesh far more than that of Pansy, still lying on the floor. He wrapped his lips around the tip, gently sucking, his tongue flicking against it. He peeled off some stray stringy bits and could feel his erection growing as if someone had put an engorgement charm on his wand.

Pansy watched and slowly rose from the ground, entranced by the sight of Draco lusting after the banana. Now she longed for the sweet embrace of a potassium rich fruit that is actually botanically classified as a herb.

Draco licked the banana up and down as he placed his wand within the discarded banana peel, beginning to thrust.

Pansy could take it no longer, the sexual tension in the room was driving her to breaking point. She pounced on Draco's banana covered penis. He laid down, his mind seized only by thoughts of fruit, giving Pansy greater access. Pansy licked the banana peel on Draco's wand, she stroked it. Draco slowly took a bite of his banana. He chewed and let the nutrients strengthen his eyesight and immune system. The thought of the vitamins and minerals within him made him even harder.

He gazed down at Pansy, mildly surprised by her passionate interactions with his penis and banana peel. He never knew she liked bananas too. Father would most definitely hear about this. He passed the banana to Pansy. "Fuck me in the ass with it, Pansy. Until it turns to mush."

Pansy slobbered all over the fruit, lubing it up, as Draco bent over and spread his cheeks wide. Pansy smashed the banana into Draco's chamber of secrets and pushed and pushed. He let out a moan. The pleasure that the banana gave him surpassed thoughts of naked Harry Potter, all he could think of was the feeling of a ripe banana in his rectum, filling him more fully than he had ever felt before. The banana slowly became sexy mush in Pansy's hands, she could hear Malfoy gasping for air, his ass clenching around the banana remains as he climaxed.

Malfoy cried out, startling some Slytherin first years practicing charms in the common room outside. He was so loud, he could be heard from the opposite side of the castle. All the way up to the Ravenclaw tower, where Luna Lovegood lay on her bed. A bed covered in…. … tomatoes.

Authors' Note: eeyy look who finally updated. Dedicated to the squad ily xx