Itachi
Meeting this Thing in an ally for the second time is way beyond coincidental. Although this time I was going after someone than avoiding them. The punk deserved what was coming to him. He had bumped into Kakazu, and out of fear started smarting off to him. His chance of getting away unscathed, well mostly anyway, disappeared when he involved the Akatsuki in his trash talk. He managed to escape, and even avoid us for the following 30 minuets. That is until I spotted him run into a deserted ally. I grinned knowing it led to a high fence, one that would take him to long to climb if he hoped to get away. If he had stayed out in the open he wouldn't have gone to the hospital with a black eye and a broken arm. But before you think what a horrible thing to do to that poor frighted boy, you should know that I didn't touch a single hair on his head until after he got hurt. You see, as I was quickly making my way towards him, a puny body suddenly blocked my way.
Hiya Itachi!
Why couldnt it be someone else? I would have even picked my infuriating cousin Tobi over her.
I'm a little busy right now, so can you please Move?
Busy doing what?
That's none of your business
Is it that hard to answer my questions?
Some of the answers are secrets
Oh! I wouldn't want you to get in trouble for telling a secret
Good then stop asking questions like that
Ok then Why?
Why what?
Why are you doing what you're doing,Can you tell me that?
because someone said some things they shouldn't have
So your going to punish them?
That's right, now if you would get out of the way-
YOOW!
Well lookie there Itachi, he fell over the fence!
I see
You should probably help him.
Why should I?
Because I took your fat butt to the hospital, and it would bring you good Karma if you do the same for him!
So that is the tale of how I ran into her again, All being told as I'm carrying a whinny kid the way to ER because he was stupid enough to fall off the fence, while trying to ignore the feeling in my gut telling me somehow she planned all of this.