By the time Kensi got the cast off and Momma Deeks headed home she had gained seven pounds.
"Marty none of my pants fit."
"Blame my mom." Deeks tugged on his own snug pants. "I gained weight too."
"There is no way Hetty is going to let me come back to work wearing yoga pants."
"Just buy a cheap pair of jeans for now till you lose the weight."
"Only salads and baked chicken till I lose the weight."
"Good idea. And no beer either." Added Deeks.
Because Kensi was due back at work on Monday she pulled on some yoga pants and headed to the mall. Lucky for her she found a nice pair of jeans that didn't look too bad and actually buttoned. When she got home she found Deeks packing up all the leftover food his mom had made.
"I'm taking all this to the soup kitchen. I don't want it in the house."
"Good idea because those cupcakes are calling my name."
An hour later Deeks came home to find Kensi doing yoga in the living room. He had to stop and smirk at the image in front of him. Kensi had her ass up in the air and didn't seem to know he was there. So of course he had to do something.
He walked up behind her and smacked her ass. This didn't go as planned as Kensi kicked out and caught Deeks in his junk.
"Shit Kens." Deeks said and dropped to his knees.
"I didn't hit you that hard."
"Yes you did." squeaked out Deeks. Kensi laughed at him and went into the next pose.
"You should join me. We both need to work out more till we lose the weight."
"Yeah just let me crawl into the kitchen for an ice pack."
He hobbled back in and dropped to the couch. "Remind me never to do that again."
"What made you think it was a good idea in the first place?"
"I couldn't help it your butt was right in my face."
Kensi laughed at Deeks and got up off the floor. She walked over and sat on his lap.
"Kensi not a good idea right now."
She laughed at him again and moved to sit next to him. "Oh my poor baby. Should I kiss it and make it better?"
"Maybe later."
"How about we take walk?"
"Yeah not walking for a while babe."
"You're no fun." Kensi began to kiss her way down his neck.
"Kensi I'm hurting here and you're making it worse."
Kensi got up and sighed. "Fine I'm taking Monty for a walk."
At hearing his name Monty was up and at the door waiting.
"Traitor." Yelled Deeks as they left.
Once the house was quiet Deeks lay back and put the ice back on. "My wife is an animal." Said Deeks to the empty room.
Kensi walked ten blocks then turned around and headed back to the house. Her leg felt great even after being on it most of the day. Now if she could just get the fat roll to go away she'd be happy.
Kensi got about two blocks away from the house when Monty started to growl. He blocked her and refused to move. Kensi looked around but didn't see anyone. She called home.
"Deeks I'm two blocks from the house and Monty is going crazy."
"Ok did you go left or right?"
"Left."
"Ok I'm on my way."
Kensi hung up and tried to walk around Monty. He wouldn't budge and nudged her back a step.
"Ok Monty. How about we cross the street and walk up that side?"
Monty backed her up a few more steps then barked. Kensi looked up to see Jack standing there.
"I just wanted to say I'm sorry."
"My husband is on the way so I'd run if I were you."
"Kensi I really am sorry. "
"No you're not."
Jack took one step too far and Monty lunged. He sunk his teeth into Jacks leg.
"Shit get him off me." Jack tried to kick Monty but he only bit harder.
"I warned you." Said Kensi.
When Jack went to hit Monty Kensi punched him breaking his nose.
"Kensi are you ok?" yelled Deeks as he ran up to where she stood. Monty stood over Jack just waiting on him to try and get up.
"Yes Marty I'm fine. Monty and I had it handled."
Deeks called LAPD and leveled his gun on Jack.
"Dude you messed with the wrong man's wife."
"I was trying to apologize for being an ass."
"He really was." Said Kensi. Jack looked up at them.
"I was hired by Kensi's mother to find her."
"What?"
Jack pulled a paper out of his pocket. "I told her you were married and happy but she wanted to know everything. She want's Kensi back in her life."
"Oh hell no." Said Kensi. "I want nothing to do with her."
LAPD rolled up and Deeks explained it was all a misunderstanding and the cops left.
"Ok here's the deal. Go get yourself checked out then we can meet and discuss this somewhere other than the street." Said Deeks. He handed Jack his card.
"Your mom is worried about you Kensi. She has been looking for you for years."
"I don't want her in my life."
Jack nodded and hobbled away. Monty gave him a bark before looking up at Kensi.
"Good boy Monty."
"Come on Kensi lets go home I want to call Hetty about this."
"Good idea."
The next morning Kensi and Deeks sat across from Hetty.
"I checked into everything and Jack Simons was hired by your mother to find you. She hired him twice. The other time was when he first introduced himself to you."
"So what do we do now?"
"I suggest meeting with him and find out what he wants. We can also get a restraint order against your mother if it gets to that point."
"My mom isn't a bad person. She just wants her way or no way."
"Perhaps it time to tell her you have your own life and you're doing fine. Let this Jack take a message to her."
"Good idea Hetty." Said Deeks.
"We can also move you to a new house."
"I love our house." Said Kensi.
"So do I but Hetty is right. Jack found our house because our names are on the lease. We need a house that no one knows we own."
Kensi sighed. "Ok your right."
Deeks called Jack that afternoon and set up the meeting for the boatshed. This way Hetty could monitor it from OPS.
The next morning they were waiting on Jack.
"Mr. Deeks."
"Just call me Deeks everyone does."
"Ok."
"What does my mother want?"
"She wants you to come home."
"I am home."
Kensi was pissed.
"I have informed her that you are married. She wasn't too happy that you married a cop."
"I'm also a lawyer. I used to work as a public defender. Graduated third in my class."
"Yes but you're not a practicing attorney."
"I take it my mother still lives in DC?"
"Yes. She's still in the same home." Jack looked at Kensi. "She has your room ready and waiting on you."
"Kensi is a grown adult she can make up her own mind and her mother cannot force her to move back in with her."
"She will not stop till she gets what she wants and that is her daughter back."
"I'm not going back and I don't want her in my life if it's on her terms."
"And what would those terms be?"
"She can email me. Once a week." Said Kensi. "If we can get along that way I will allow a phone call once a month."
"And what about visits?"
"No time soon. And she has to accept my husband. We are a package deal."
"I will let her know."
"You do that." Said Deeks. "You can also tell her that if she pushes things we know people who can make her life a living hell."
Jack nodded. "I understand."
Kensi wrote down an email address and pushed it across the table. "She can use this email."
Jack got up and shook Deeks hand. "I hope you can all work things out."
Deeks didn't respond so Jack left.
"We'll give him a head start before we go back to the office. I don't want him following us."
"Neither do I."
"You ok Kensi?"
Kensi stood and started to pace. "It's not like I don't love my mom. I really do. But she was always so overbearing. I couldn't do anything without her telling me I was doing it wrong." Kensi sighed. "I don't want her near any children we end up having."
"I'm sure Hetty can help keep her under control."
"I hope so."
Deeks pulled Kensi into his arms. "I love you Kensi."
"Love you too."
When they got back to OPS Hetty sat them back down at her desk. "I've arranged for a new house for you." She pushed photos across to them. "The house is in one of my cover names so it will never be tracked back to you. It's also in a gated community that is home to CIA, NSA and other Government agencies."
"Wow thanks Hetty."
"I will have your things packed and moved as soon as we know that Mr. Simons is out of our city."
"Um Hetty how close to the beach are we?" asked Deeks.
Hetty smiled. "It's right in your back yard Mr. Deeks."
"Hetty you are the best."
"I need to look after my agents." Hetty smiled at them. "Why don't you head home and pack up whatever you don't want the moving men handling."
"Thanks Hetty."
Nell walked over to them. "I have moving boxes for you so no one will see you buying any."
"You rock Nell." Deeks fist bumped Nell and smiled at her.
AUTHORS NOTES
More to come soon. Sorry this chapter is so short. Work is killing me right now.