PEIN
What the Fuck! Why her?
Although Hidan was the only one who verbalized his feelings, the expression on the others faces where matching his words.
I take it you know her
Of course I fuckin' know her!
And the rest of you?
A series of hesitant nods.
Do any of you know her name?
...
Blank stares and silence
I'll take that as a no
Pein-sama what has happened?
Well Konan-chan, it has been brought to attention that the girl has been spending excessive time with most, er, all of you.
What's your point?
Watch your mouth Itachi. My point, is that she is also actively involved with the Konoha police forces.
No way she has anything to do with those shitty cops! Your just paranoid dammit
'Smack' FUCK
I think what Hidan means is are you sure the reason for her spending time with us is because of cops?
. I suppose the question is whether she has Tampere or pried into our daily criminal activities.
Yeah! Gee Sasori-senpai,Tobi wishes he could be smart like you.
Shut up Tobi, Anyway Sasori does have a point, so has she?
...She stole the package I said I lost and replaced it with Tic-tac's.
Tic-Tac's?
That would fall under the tampering catagory, Alright, Deidara?
Not really, she did save me from some French psychopaths.
Do I even want to Know?
….… Okay...Hidan?
She didnt do a fucking thing, well except give me a damn Kitten.
That was her? I couldn't stand those pesky cats.
They're not cats they're fucking kittens.
Why cant we stay on subject
Kakazu?
I stole her wallet, but it was filled with fake money.
Thats would be called Karma.
Ah, Itachi?
She made me carry a boy I was chasing who was slandering the Akatsuki to the hospital because of his broken arm.
At least someone still cares about our reputation
Wow Itachi, Violent much, un!
He fell of a fence. She said it would give me good Karma.
Nevermind
Tobi do you have anything to share?
Tobi really likes the nice lady!
Thank you for your Input ; Konan?
She gave me a flashlight and some flowers.
I should have known
That shitty pink flashlight was from her?
Yeah, you got a problem with that?
Wow why so defensive
Shut it Sasori!
Stop arguing, Kisame it's your turn.
She told me Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
...Really?
'Sigh' Only a few of you have told me useful information. Although her motives as of now are uncertain, her involvement with the police makes it obvious that she should not be trusted. If you are aprpched by her, do not engage in any type of conversation, pretend like she isn't even there and she might go away.
That doesnt work, I've tried.
I suppose This only proves there is no such things as angels. You are dismissed.