When I was little (and after I watched Thor for the 8th time) I wanted to be a super hero. The kind that saved the world and had beautiful girls falling at their feet. I promised myself I would make my dream come true.

Don't worry, broken promises don't bug me anymore.

I'm the evil causing distress.

My art puts so many people in the hospital. I mug old ladies, I set trees on fire, I steal, and through it all I never feel guilty.

I didn't even blink an eye when my latest ,masterpiece almost killed a woman and here baby. Next time I'll have to add more Nytroglycerin.

Even though I didn't kill them, I still made it on the news as a 'Horrific Monster that should have been caught years ago'.

That's what were are now, Monsters.

The Akatsuki has grown in fame, brutality , and most importantly, rank. Were now on par with Orochimaru, known for his sick torturing Methods and experimentations. The sick fuck ripped the arms off of two of his people then sewed them to another. Now the guy is some twisted image of a spider.

Were all just evil.

I saw my father and my sister on T.v., they're getting a lot of publicity because now daddy's little girl is eligible for engagement. That bastard would have announced it earlier but Ino has been really depressed for a while. She stopped eating, sleeping, stopped doing anything at all.

That's the kind of depressing that goes with heartbreak. I've seen it first hand.

A long time ago, the just born Akatsuki met a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. She was so beautiful and Kind, one of our members fell head over heels in love with her. Eventually he gathered enough courage to show his admiration for her. Luckily she liked him just as much, or so we thought. After she tricked him into reveling the location of an important Akatsuki store house, she tore his heart into pieces and snitched to the police for a hoppin' 1,200 dollars, Why they'd pay that much for a small-scale operation like us, I'll never know.

All of us went a little sour after that.

We went a little further into the darkness. So far in fact, that soon we just looked like a lost cause, until another beautiful and kind girl wormed her way in our lives. We were cold towards her at first, but then she just started showing up everywhere, doing nice things none of us were used to.

I remember leaving the movies with a girl, well I just followed as she was running out because I told her there was no 2nd date. Anyway, off to the side in the lobby there's a few arcade games. Off to the right, in front of Dragon Quest, was the pink haired chick I had met weeks ago. I wouldn't have noticed her unless my angry date hadn't knocked her to the ground. She sat there blinking for a second before jumping up and hurrying to save the character on the screen. Getting hurt in real life? No biggie! But letting the little chick get her toga ripped is unthinkable.

What's up Pinkie?

Dara-Dei! I just made it to level 23!

Dara-Dei?

Cool beans girlie

Are you here to see that new slasher movie?

Nah, I wanted to but my date didn't like gore so we watched some love story

Date? You have a girlfriend?

No way! He only reason I took her out was I hopping she would-

...Was I really about to tell a 12-year-old kid I wanted to screw my date.?

Would what?

Would uh... go watch that scary movie with me, but she didn't oh well!

I'll watch it with you!

Huh?

I'll watch the movie with you! You don't have anything better to do right?

Well I guess it wouldn't hurt

Even though I really don't want to hang with a little girl

Great! I'll go get our tickets!

The movie was actually good. I had a nice time, except for the fact I got labeled a possible pedophile by the group of middle-aged women we passed. If anyone deserves that title it would be the stupid concession stand guy who kept flirting with the little runt.

She was a great kid. Our callousness and disdain didn't bother her, and I bet if we hadn't done what we did, she would still be our friend. Hell, she would probably still be alive.

Damn.