Ok, So remember when I said I'd update on Tuesday? Well I did. Technically. I just forgot to actually post it. Sorry~

DEIDARA

Unlike the Uchiha, I just ran away. No brutally beating my father, no breaking everything in my path, just disappeared one night years ago.

That is why, when they found me passed out in an ally they had no problem with a week detainment and sending me right back to my fuck-face dad. And my sister, but I don't really have any problems with her.

Well at least until about 20 minutes ago. I KNOW there's someone in her room with her.

Ino!

Yes Deidara?

Open the freaking door!

Usually I wouldn't care, but the last time I seen her (which was about two days ago) she certainly wasn't giggling like she is now. Hell, she was so depressed she want even showering, and she used to take one 2X a day. I'm just worried she has some...unsavory company. Like a boy. I BET IT IS A BOY!

I'm telling dad you're in there with a dude!

Your Jerk I'm Not!

Then let me in cry-baby!

Ino finally opened the door, and to my surprise she looked clean. Her hair is tied up, she has make up on and there is no grime under her finger nails. She was actually wearing clothes instead of sweats.

Why are you all dolled up if your alone?

Sorry, I didn't know I needed company to look like an actual human being.

Shut up smartass.

Whatever, just have your little look-see and get out.

Fine.

Strolling around the room I don't see anything thing generally concerning. All I see is nail polish, magazines, and a ton of food wrappers.

Since when did you eat this much?

A long time ago. But you wouldn't know that would you

Your gonna get fat.

I slowly stalk over to the bed, then quickly drop down while lifting the bed skirt.

There is absolutely nothing here but dust bunnies

I stand back up just as fast and ignore Ino's sniggering. Now lets see, where else would someone hide.

Closet? Yeah! I calmly walk over to the closet before fling the door open to find.

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Nothing, again. The only thing out of place is some muddy looking sneakers.

I turn around to Ino's irritating smirk with my head hung in shame. I guess I'm just hearing things after all.

Alright, you win.

That's what I thought.

I walk out slowly, the door slams shut as soon as I get out. I can still see my sisters shadow from under the door. I'm about to turn and go back downstairs before I see something that makes me want to scream.

Another shadow comes bouncing up to Ino's. I was right. I wonder who it is. I wonder where they hid!

Giving up I go lay on the couch. I start picking off dust and blond hairs from the floor while I contemplate who's with her and if they're doing anything dangerous.

After a while I decide I don't care who's up there. Then I realize these aren't blond hairs, they're pink, and suddenly I car again.