ITACHI

In the 3+ years I have been associated with the Akatsuki I have never been incarcerated. I have always had the upper hand, mostly because I posses a greater intelligence than most. Honestly, talking to some of the idiots in the organization is torture. The point is I have no experience with being held against my will, and now I wish I did. A couple of days ago, after receiving my payment for collecting an especially large sum from one of our newer costumers, I had finally saved up enough money for a decent apartment of my own. I had just finished getting everything unpacked and put away when I realized it was time for another collection. I walked into the kitchenette with the intention to grab my new keys only to find they're not where I had left them. I searched to whole apartment before giving up and just leaving with my door unlocked. Another problem arouse when I tried to open the front door. It wouldn't budge, like someone was on the other side of the door keeping it shut. Getting down and looking under the door I can see a pair of painfully yellow sneakers with blue laces. Well, its nobody that I know, they would never wear something like that.

Excuse Me

Hmm?

Is there a reason you wont let me leave?

Uh-huh

And what would that be?

...

Annoying brat

Will you just let me out already, I have important things to do!

Uh-uh

Jesus how strong is this kid?

Fine

I decided to give up on going out the door and find another way of exiting. And when I do I'm going to go 'talk' to that snarky kid. I live on the 4th floor so the window is out of the question. I could go through the air vents...but I'm no that desperate...yet. Oh! I can call Kisame!

Quickly pulling my cell out of my pocket I dial his number that I've memorized the day he gave it to me (I am a genius after all.)

Hello?

Hoshigaki

Uh, Uchiha?

I need...you..to do me a favor

Ok, what do you need.

...Some punk kid won't let me leave my new apartment and I need you to come remove them.

Haha, The great Itachi Uchiha is being held by some snot nosed kid? Hahaha

Are you going to help me or not?!

Sure, sure, I'll be over there in a minute

I cant believe this. I hate everything.

Kisame arrived shortly only to inform me nobody was there. And apparently my luck wasn't as bad as I thought. The people I was about to visit were busted by the police , and if I had arrived on time I would have went down with them. I left with Kisame to get something to eat, and upon my return, I found my keys sitting exactly where I thought I left them.

Maybe I'm going crazy.

I'm just glad I get to go home and Lay in my bed.

So I guess I'm not that mad. But if I ever find out who kept me locked in my apartment I'm shoving them in the closest trash can.

So yeah. Here you go. Its crappy, but It's something...

For anyone who's curios about what they do:

The Akatsuki work in a very particular way. Itachi is in charge of collecting payments, If he am unavailable (Or the buyer tries to cheat them) Kisame or Hidan is sent instead. Sasori, Deidara, and occasionally Konan are in charge of delivering. The others are usually gathering information of doing odd jobs given by Leader. I'm not 100% on what they sell. Could be drugs. Or it could be smuggled cabbages, who knows.

Keep an eye out, the reason for the missing keys will be reviled next time on:

Total Dra-Whoops, wrong thing...