I Don't Own Naruto
On a road in a forest just outside of Konohagakure we find a pair of men walking down the road, one man was reasonably tall with waist-length, spiky white hair tied back into a pony tail, with two shoulder-length bangs that framed both sides of his face. He also had red lines that ran down from his eyes and wore a horned forehead protector with the kanji for oil the man wore a green short shirt kimono and matching pants; under which he wore mesh armour that showed out of the sleeves and legs of his outfit. His outfit was completed with hand guards, a simple black belt, wooden sandals, a red haori with two simple yellow circles on each side, and a scroll on his back. This man was Jiraiya one of Konoha's Sannin.
The other man stood just short of Jiraiya's shoulders, he had short ish blond hair with a pair of bangs framing his face with the rest tied into a short ponytail, there were however red streaks in his hair and the tips of his bangs were a deep blood red, this man wore a sleeveless blue shirt, over the top of which was a black tattered ish trench coat, for pants he wore a pair of blue pants taped down at the ankles he wore a yellow belt with three pouches attached to the back of it, on his feet was a pair of the regular black ninja sandals, on his hands was a pair of fingerless gloves. Staining the young man's skin was tattoos ranging from arctic foxes to the Kanji for ice which was on his chest, and strapped to his back was a large bandaged wrapped object with a yellow handle with a skull at the tip this was his sword Samehada. This man was none other than Naruto Uzumaki returning to Konoha a little more than six years after he left in the dead of night.
"Come on kid I'm sure Sensei's eager to see you're alright" said Jiraiya.
"Yeah I just hope the rest of the villagers aren't as eager" said Naruto in a flat tone as the two walked to the gates.
"Don't worry kid, they won't touch you while I'm around and we timed your return just so that this time tomorrow you should be a ninja so should they lay a hand on you you're allowed to use whatever means you deem necessary to defend yourself and they can't stop you" said Jiraiya.
"Thanks Oji-san" said Naruto looking up at his godfather with a smile, yes the young blond knew who his parents and godparents were when Jiraiya found him a little over six months prior he had told him who they were under the promise that he not reveal it to anyone else until he reached at least Chunin.
The two men walked through the gates and simply signed themselves in seeing as both gate guards were asleep, that made Naruto roll his eyes, it seemed they hadn't upped security since he fled six years ago.
The two men quickly walked towards the Hokage tower, it seemed the villagers recognised Naruto but the blond didn't care one little bit he was getting annoyed at the glares he was getting so just as the two men entered the Market District Naruto started shooting glares that could freeze the fires of hell they were so cold at anyone who glared at him, that made all of the villagers stop.
The two men quickly made it to the Hokage tower and instead of using the door Naruto decided to run up the wall of an adjacent building before back flipping and slipping straight through an open window landing on the floor beside the Hokage's desk, Jiraiya decided against following Naruto's lead for fear of breaking through the window and simply jumped to the roof of the building Naruto back flipped off and then jumped onto the window before climbing through only to see Naruto smirking and Hiruzen's mouth agape.
"Look who I found Sensei" said Jiraiya eerily calm as he stepped into the room, making Hiruzen jump and look at his student.
"My godson who I was told was dead, I found him wandering the streets of the capital of the land of fire" said Jiraiya in same eerily calm manner.
"Now Jiraiya calm down there's a perfectly good explanation" said Hiruzen sweating bullets.
"Ero-sannin" said Naruto distracting his godfather from his task.
"Oh right before you go on Sensei, Naruto is to be put into the genin class that's taking their exams tomorrow" declared Jiraiya, Hiruzen quickly nodded.
"Thanks Jiji" said Naruto with a grin.
"I'll see you later Oji-san" said Naruto leaping through the open window onto the roof opposite the tower before taking off by rooftop towards the Hokage mountain.
#Next Morning Academy#
Naruto walked into down the hallway towards he classroom he was told he needed to go to by his godfather after apparently beating the Hokage up for lying to him about Naruto's fate, Jiraiya having been told Naruto perished in the Kyubi attack.
"Ah 222 here it is" said Naruto sliding the door open to see a grand total of three people in the room one was a chunin with a scar across his nose, with black eyes and dark brown hair tied into a fanned out ponytail, the second was a boy sitting in the back of the room he had spikey dark brown hair, with a pair of glasses leaving the boy's eyes undistinguishable, the last was a boy with dark blue hair spiked up into roughly shape of a ducks ass and he had charcoal black eyes.
"Take a seat" said the Chunin, Naruto nodded and walked up to the very back desk closest to the window and pulled Samehada off his back sitting it next to him before take the seat next to the window, the blond then kicked back and looked out of the window.
Naruto watched as the classroom slowly began to fill up with students, first was a boy with spikey brown hair, with slits for pupils in his otherwise bare eyes and a dog riding his head, his cheeks bore a pair of red fang like marks.
The next student caught Naruto by surprize, nothing to do with her short dark blue hair or her pupil-less white eyes no it was the fact that she saw him and walked straight up to him.
"H-hello y-y-you might n-not remember me b-b-but a-about six years a-ago you saved me f-f-from some b-b-bullies" said the girl. Unknown to either the young blond or the blue haired girl making the boy with the dog raise his eyebrows
"That's him, that's where I know him" thought the boy
"Yes I remember" said Naruto raising an eyebrow.
"I w-wanted t-t-to say th-thankyou" stuttered the girl.
"Oh uh no-no problem" declared Naruto with a smile before looking away from the girl, who promptly nodded and walked over to the seat next to the dog boy, next people to enter the room were a pair of boys, one was a lanky boy with black hair tied up in a fanned out ponytail and brown eyes, the boy had a lazy air about him, he was talking with the second boy as the two of them entered, the second boy was a larger boy with light brown hair, black eyes and a pair of swirls on his cheeks he had a bag of chips in his hand and ate with a quick speed as the two of them walked up the stairs and took a pair of seats at the table next to Naruto's.
Then other children just started pouring into the room, but by this point Naruto had just tuned them out and started reading a book, his attention was however drawn back when he heard what could only be described as a stampede outside the classroom.
"I'M GOING TO WIN INO-PIG" roared a female voice.
"LIKE HELL YOU ARE FOREAD" declared another voice, Naruto snapped his book shut interested to see what the two voices were arguing about, just then the door was just short of ripped off its roller and in slipped a pink haired girl.
"HA SUCK IT INO-PIG I GET TO SIT NEXT TO SASUKE-KUN" screamed the shrill female voice the owner of which was dancing around.
"Really they were fighting over a seat?" questioned Naruto looking down as a girl with blue ish eyes and platinum blond hair walked.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" screeched the girl glaring at Naruto.
"OI Sakura shut up you yelling is hurting my ears" said the dog boy drawing the pink haired girl's attention to him.
"Who asked you dog breath" spat the girl.
"ALRIGHT everyone let's just calm down you two take your seats" declared the Chunin the two girls quickly took the previously unoccupied seats next to the duck butt haired boy.
"In case any of you missed it we have a new student joining us for the exams" said the chunin motioning to Naruto.
"How come he can just join on the day of the exams I thought it was compulsory to attend classes" asked 'duck butt' in an annoyed tone.
"Training outside of the village for years will do that, and the Sannin vouching for my skills doesn't hurt either" said Naruto somewhat sarcastically. This caused the boy to turn back to Naruto and glare at him.
"Spin on it" said Naruto flipping the guy the bird, the glare only intensified.
"Alright you two break it up we have a test to begin" said the chunin as another chunin walked into the room holding a stack of papers, he began handing all of them out, once all of the papers were handed out the first chunin spoke once more.
"Alright turn over and begin" said the man, Naruto flipped the paper over and began reading the questions.
"This? This is what they want genin to know it's fucking pathetic" thought Naruto.
"Damn this place has gone downhill since I last saw one of these tests" spoke a feminine voice inside Naruto's head.
"I didn't wake you did I Akane-chan?" asked Naruto.
"No I woke up a while ago and now I'm soooooooo board" spoke the voice.
"You and me both Akane-chan" replied Naruto his hand on auto piolet writing the answers to the questions.
"Why don't you come in here and we can entertain each other" slurred the voice in a sexy tone.
"Ero-fox" muttered Naruto looking back at the paper in front of him.
"Oh look a question that's slightly harder" thought Naruto.
"Why don't you some in here so I can make you hard" spoke the voice in his mind.
"Will you please, just not?" asked the Irate blonde.
"Oh Please don't pretend you don't love it" declared the voice.
"Why did I even agree to that deal?" questioned Naruto.
"Because from it you got a summoning contract and free use of up to two tails of my Youkai" declared the voice in his head.
"And if I'd known how much of a perv you are I would have thought more seriously about the deal" countered Naruto.
"Oh- Naruto-kun you wound me so why must you hurt me in such a way?" questioned the voice dramatically.
"Oh stop being a drama queen" said Naruto , his mind was then assaulted by an image of a woman with pail ish skin, long white hair with a pair of fox like ears on top of her head, light blue eyes with slitted pupils, nine fluffy tails and dressed in a white Kimono pouting.
"That was mean Nawu-kun" said the voice in a baby voice tone.
"You're a sweet girl I'm sure you can forgive me" said Naruto, the ownerof the voice was feeling thankful that Naruto couldn't see her or her colossal blush.
It was at this point Naruto finished the test quickly putting his pen down he flipped the paper before putting his head down to take a short nap.
well that's chapter over i hope you all like it
as opposed to what i said last week i have decided to update this story with my other two once a week, it may change to once a fortnight but we'll try once a week for a while (And if you haven't checked out my other Naruto stories please do)
as for what happened during Naruto's time out of Konoha it will be explained over the course of the story
Naruto will be a little bit cocky and a little bit of a dick for the first few chapters
i don't really think there's anything else to say
review and let me know what you all think
and after that im done
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