Laugh in the rain

by Lovemeparis

We kept screwing up 'till we thought there was no going back. Anyone who messed with the Akatsuki had to be stupid, but I think insane would describe her better..that girl who threw a sneaker at the back of my head. And as corny as it sounds, she was the one who taught us how to laugh in the rain. 54!

55. Safe

Kakazu

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Things are going missing. Even worse, being put in their place is useless junk.

For example, two weeks ago we found our toaster to be gone, and replaced with a box of rubber bands. Hidan was overjoyed and annoyed the rest of us mercilessly until Itachi snatched the box and torched it. I never thought burning rubber could smell so good.

Two days after our toaster, the mirror in the hall was replaced with a picture of a mirror. I honestly didn't understand what possessed Hidan to do such moronic things. It went on for a little while longer, but it was just stupid little things. The breaking point however, was when I came home to put today's earnings in the safe and instead, I find a hideous 80's lava lamp. Naturally I was furious.

I'm telling you man I didn't take your dumb ass safe

Well if you didn't who did?

Fa-

I swear to your stupid god if you say fairies I'm going to slaughter you

Whatever asshole. I'm going down to the corner store to hang with puppet boy. Maybe if the hag isn't around he'll give me some free food.

Hidan walked out, slamming the door behind him. Typical.

With nothing else to do but wait until that bloody moron decides to give me my stuff back, I lay down and stare at the offending piece of junk. Pink is such an ugly color.

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The next morning the lamp was gone. I guess Hidan didn't want to play his stupid little game anymore. I open the safe to count the money and make sure the sociopath didn't take anything. The cash is still there, but he drew a top hat and mustache on every bill. You'd think he'd use his time for something productive. I wonder how he got the combination? I count 4 more time to make sure. It's better safe than sorry after all. No pun intended.

Later that day I find the camcorder that had gone missing almost a month ago under my pillow. There's only one video on it. I press play, for about 20 seconds it shows nothing but a blinding bright light. Then it pans over to Hidan trying to climb onto a snow covered roof. The person behind the camera let's out obnoxious laugh. Everything goes black.