I Don't Own Naruto
"Alright where the hell is this guy?" questioned Kiba angrily Akamaru barking in agreement.
It had been three hours since the sensei were supposed to pick up their teams, Naruto, Hinata and Kiba were the only ones still in the room waiting for Kakashi to show up, Naruto like Kiba was mad he was just better at hiding it, and Hinata well Naruto could see despite her eyes being closed her left eye was twitching with anger.
"Naru-kuuuuuuun come in here I'll keep you entertained" came Akane's voice from inside Naruto's head speaking in a breathless tone.
"Ero-fox" replied Naruto.
"You know you love me" spoke the woman, it was at this point thankfully the door opened revealing a silver haired jonin with a mask covering the lower half of his face and his headband covering his left eye.
"You three team seven?" asked the man getting a nod from the genin.
"My first impression of you is… you guys are boring meet me on the roof" declared the man disappearing in a swirl of leaves.
"I don't know about you but the last three hours waiting have made me hungry" said Naruto as he stood up with a thoughtful look on his face before turning to his teammates.
"Yeah I could go for some food now" said Kiba catching onto Naruto's suggestion and agreeing completely.
"You know what, what the hell lets go" said their angry Hyuga teammate before she walked out of the room with her two teammates in tow, the three of them left the academy and headed to Ichiruaku ramen. It only took the trio about five minutes to get to the eating establishment.
"Oh Naruto-kun I wondered when you'd stop by today, and who is this?" asked Ayame as Naruto and his team walked into the ramen stand.
"Ayame-Neechan these are my teammates Hinata Hyuga and Kiba Inuzuka" introduced Naruto.
"So what will you have?" questioned Ayame as the three of them sat down.
"I'll have the usual" said Naruto Ayame nodded and wrote something down on a pad.
"I'll have the beef ramen" said Kiba.
"I think I'll h-h-have the miso ramen p-p-p-please" said Hinata Ayame giggled at the girl and nodded before walking into the back and got started on their meals.
#With Kakashi#
The silver haired jonin had been waiting on the roof for more than five minutes for his genin to show up, he had actually got a good feeling about this group of genin he figured they might be the first team to ever pass his test.
"Where the hell are they?" asked Kakashi peeking over his book at the doorway where he had expected them to come running out of maybe a minute after he had sent them from the class but they were yet to arrive, and he was beginning to worry.
"I'll just go see if I can find them" muttered Kakashi snapping his book shut creating a shadow clone to leave there in case they showed up while he was away. The silver haired jonin then walked down the stairs like a normal before making his way to the classroom where upon opening the door he found the classroom empty.
"Strange, where could they be?" questioned Kakashi scratching his head, he then walked out of the academy building
#About two hours later, Ichiraku Ramen#
The genin were sitting at the ramen bar quietly talking waiting for their sensei to show up.
"Here you three are" muttered the man as he walked thought the flaps of the ramen stand.
"Why didn't you three come up to the roof like I asked you?" questioned Kakashi.
"Payback" declared Naruto not even turning to face the man.
"Well, alright I deserved that given were all here we might as well get to know each other so why don't we talk about ourselves?" said Kakashi taking a seat next to his genin.
"L-L-L-Like w-w-w-what Sensei?" questioned Hinata.
"Names, likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams that kind of thing" said Kakashi.
"Alright I'm Naruto Uzumaki I like ice, snow, my sword Samehada, arctic animals, ramen and learning new things, I don't like arrogant people, people who waste my time, traitors, and rapists, my hobbies, well I don't have too many of those but I guess training would be a hobby, and my dream I'm not really sure I just want to help people in need" said Naruto.
"Good Naruto good" said Kakashi before pointing to Kiba.
"Alright I'm Kiba Inuzuka and this is Akamaru *points to Akamaru* I like dogs, meat, my family, my friends and walking, I don't like cats, loud noises, bad smells and those who insult my family, my hobbies well there's training, walking Akamaru and hanging out with my friends and my dream I wanna be the greatest clan head my clan has had" declared Kiba with a grin. Kakashi gave a nod before turning to Hinata.
"M-m-m-m-my name is H-H-Hinata Hyuga, I like cinnamon r-rolls, zenzai, my s-s-s-sister and my f-f-f-friends I don't like b-bullies, s-s-s-seafood and the way the m-m-main family of my c-c-c-clan treats the b-b-b-branch family, my hobby is f-f-f-flower pressing and my d-d-d-d-dream is to remove the cage b-b-bird seal and unite the b-b-b-branches of m-m-m-my clan" said Hinata.
"Good good Hinata although we are going to have to work on that stuttering" said Kakashi.
"Alright I guess I should give you lot a little insight into me, my name is Kakashi Hatake, my likes hmmm I have a few, my dislikes there's a couple of those as well, my hobbies you lot are too young and innocent for that, and my dream is something again you lot are a little too young for" said Kakashi with an eye smile.
"Should've expected as much" muttered Naruto rolling his eyes at his sensei.
"Alright you lot tomorrow you three are to meet me at training ground seven at seven for a little survival exercise" said Kakashi.
"Are you going to show up or are we not going to start this exercise until sundown tomorrow because you came late and we left?" asked Naruto.
"Fine spoil sport make it ten" said Kakashi.
"And you'll want to have all of your gear as this won't be just any survival exercise" said Kakashi.
"W-w-w-what kind of exercise is it sensei?" questioned Hinata.
"You don't want to know trust me just show up with your equipment and be ready for a fight as this exercise has a sixty six percent failure rate and if you fail you go back to the academy" said Kakashi.
"WHAT BUT WE PASSED THE EXAM" exclaimed Kiba loudly.
"Did you honestly think that knowing some history, how to aim, how to throw a punch and three jutsu was all you needed to become a ninja. No that is a test to weed out the ones with absolutely no hope of becoming ninja this will be your true exam" said Kakashi with an evil glint in his eye getting up and walking to the exit.
"Oh and I wouldn't eat breakfast if I was you you'll just hurl" declared Kakashi as he stepped out of the stand.
"Well I've got to go I'm just going to say if you want to pass this test tomorrow ignore the advice of Kakashi-sensei and eat" said Naruto before he too left the stand, he had places to be one of which was the Hokage tower.
#Five Minutes Later Hokage Tower#
Naruto walked into Hiruzen's office having seen the door open and ignored the secretary's calls for him to stop.
"Ah Naruto-kun I wondered when I'd see you again" said Hiruzen his pipe hanging from his mouth as he blew out a breath of smoke.
"I would like my mother's scrolls on Fuinjutsu" said Naruto very seriously, Hiruzen sat there in deep thought for a moment, and there was no real reason to deny him at least that much.
"Alright" said Hiruzen standing up and walking over to the pictures of the previous Kage before pulling Minato's off the wall revealing a safe.
"All of your parents belongings were sealed up after their deaths to prevent them being stolen you'll be given your father's belongings and the deed to your parents' house when you reach chunin" declared Hiruzen, Naruto nodded as Hiruzen opened safe revealing two scrolls, the Kage pulled out one of the scrolls and handed it to Naruto, who took the scroll with a smile and turned to leave when the door flew open.
"Prepare to die old man today I'm going to take that hat" declared a boy as he ran into the room only to trip over his obscenely long scarf falling flat on his face in the process, the boy pushed himself to his knees rubbing his face before looking around the room.
"You, you tripped me didn't you" declared the boy pointing an accusing finger at Naruto.
"You tripped over your scarf idiot" said Naruto.
"No it was you you big idiot" said the boy, only for Naruto to yank him into the air by the collar.
"You tripped on your bloody scarf you little twit" growled Naruto, once more the door was ripped open.
"Put him down you miscreant that is the honourable grandson of the Sandaime" said the man to Naruto, the boy just smirked figuring he was off the hook now.
"Whoopty fucking do" said Naruto sarcastically looking back at the jonin before turning back to the kid.
"Accuse me of bullshit again and I'll freeze your legs" said Naruto dropping the kid unceremoniously on his ass before walking out of the room.
#About an hour later#
Naruto was now sitting atop the Hokage monument on his father's head, he had come straight there from the Hokage tower unfortunately at some stage during the trip he'd gained a follower, Naruto sighed and once more looked over his shoulder towards the box with a pair of eyes poking out of it looking at him.
"Does he honestly think I can't tell that's him?" thought Naruto.
"Just scare him off it's getting a little bit creepy now he's just been watching you" declared Akane from inside Naruto's mind, and he was half tempted to listen to her and scare the kid off, but all of the ways he could think of either ended up with the kid scarred for life or wounded and that was something he didn't need. Naruto sighed and rolled up his scroll, he really hadn't wanted to spend the rest of the day in the compound but there was nothing else Naruto could do so he stood up and walked to the edge of the stone face of his father, before casually stepping off and falling down.
While falling Naruto Shunshined to his and Jiraiya's house, landing outside before jumping up into one of the trees where he pulled out his scroll and once more began to read.
"Why you here Gaki I'd have thought you'd still be out with your teammates" said Jiraiya.
"No we finished after introductions, I went and got Kaa-chan's stuff from Jiji and then have spent the last couple of hours trying to ignore Jiji's grandson who was just short of stalking me" said Naruto nonchalantly.
"Well … good for you" declared Jiraiya awkwardly before walking back inside he had lady friends to entertain.
#Next Morning, Training Ground Seven, Ten AM#
Naruto walked up to the training grounds he was itching to do something but again he was being followed by a box with eyes.
"Alright kid knock it off now" said Naruto without turning around.
"Damn you must have some pretty impressive skills to be able to see through my disguise" said the kid as he stood up out of the box.
"Teach me" ordered the boy.
"No I'm not your sensei, not your mentor, not even your friend leave me alone" declared Naruto levelling a chilling glare, the boy jumped up but stood his ground.
"This has to be a test to see whether I'm worthy of being his apprentice" thought the boy as he stood his ground. Naruto just turned around and left, with the kid now following him.
As Naruto walked up to the training ground he saw both Hinata and Kiba there already.
"Morning you two" said Naruto walking up.
"M-morning N-N-Naruto-kun" said Hinata.
"Morning Naruto, who's the brat?" questioned Kiba.
"I'm Konohamaru and Naruto's going to be my Sensei" said the boy with a grin.
"NO I'M NOT BRAT LEAVE ME ALONE" yelled Naruto glaring at the boy his eyes glowing silver as he glared at the boy, Konohamaru decided that at this point it was a good point to leave.
Alright so that's the chapter over
we have the introductions of the team Naruto getting his mother stuff on Fuinjutsu and the interaction with Konohamaru
i can't really think of anything else to say so
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