I Don't Own Naruto
Naruto, Haku, Fuu, Kiba and Hinata stood waiting for Kakashi in their normal training grounds, Naruto had an arm over Haku's shoulder and she was leaning on his shoulder as they waited.
"*Puff Puff Puff* I heard *Puff* you were ba*puff*ck S-Sensei so are you *Puff Puff* going to start *Puff Puff* training me now?" questioned tired looking Konohamaru appearing in front of Naruto.
"Bugger of brat how many times do I have to tell you 'm not your freaking sensei" growled Naruto glaring.
"Please please please" wheezed the young boy.
"No now leave before I freeze you ankles together and leave you hanging from the Hokage monument" said Naruto glaring at Konohamaru.
"No I want you to train me" said the boy.
"Kōri Bunshin No Jutsu (Ice Clone Jutsu)" said Naruto forming a clone.
"Now fuck off" declared Naruto pointing to exit to the training ground, before Konohamaru could say anything the clone walked up to the boy and covered his mouth and dragging the kid out of the training ground.
"Good morning you five" declared Kakashi appearing in a swirl of leaves distracting everyone from Konohamaru.
"Well you five it's time I told you why I'm really telling you no for the C-rank missions" said Kakashi pulling out a pile of forms.
"I knew there was something more to it" declared Kiba glaring at Kakashi.
"Chunin exams entrance forms?" questioned Naruto not even moving from his position leaning on a tree.
"We'll aren't you a smarty pants Naruto" said Kakashi as he handed Naruto and Haku their forms.
"Now for the chunin exams only teams of three can compete as teams however I have nominated two of you to take the exams solo" said Kakashi before turning to the two lover birds under the tree.
"You two are going to take the exams solo out of the five of you, you two are the strongest" said Kakashi, Naruto and Haku nodded.
"Now most importantly this is an individual decision so none of you have to participate" said Kakashi getting a nod from the genin.
"Should you decide to participate bring those forms signed to the academy room 301 in three days" said Kakashi once more getting a nod from his team.
"Alright with that out of the way let's get to training" said Kakashi getting a nod from all of his genin.
#Three Days Later Academy#
Naruto stood alone in front of the academy he was alone as per an agreement with the other four genin of the same team they had agreed to not show up together as they weren't going to work together in the exams so the lot of them were showing up in their teams so Naruto was by himself, Haku is she was going would be by herself and Fuu, Hinata and Kiba would be together if they were participating.
Naruto had decided that if he was going for the chunin exams he was either going to fly under the radar and be all stealthy about everything or be over the top and intimidating and given the giant sword strapped to his back he had decided the first option was out. So Naruto walked into the academy channelling chakra to his eyes so they glowed an ominous icy blue and at the same time Naruto leaked his some of his KI and Hyoton chakra in a very terrifying combination, basically everyone stopped and turned to Naruto as he walked into the academy and up the stairs, on the second floor Naruto saw a large group of genin crowded around a room marked on a sign above the door 301, Naruto rolled his eyes and just walked passed the semi cowering Genin to add extra emphasis Naruto pushed enough Hyoton chakra to his feet that the floor froze underfoot as he walked along and up the stairs completely ignoring the group of genin.
On the next floor Naruto walked through the halls towards room 301, the blond heard a ruckus behind him but moved on ignoring it he had a test to get to. Just outside the door Naruto saw Kakashi waiting.
"Good luck Naruto" said Kakashi getting a nod from the blond before he opened the door.
As soon as Naruto opened the door he was blasted by some of the weakest KI he had felt and he had felt the KI of a civilian mob chasing him.
"Wow really that's it for a room full of genin? I expected more" said Naruto with a sigh before he dropped his own KI in its entirety opening his eyes wide tilting his head to the right and letting a psychotic smirk cross his face while simultaneously lowering the temperature of the room with his KI.
Within seconds almost all of the genin fell to their knees looking at Naruto terrified, only a dozen and a half, maybe two dozen stood tall against Naruto's KI, Naruto took note of the ones who stood tall before walking to the corner of the room letting his KI drop before slamming his blade into the floor then jumping up and leaning against the corner of the room while standing on his blade.
Naruto just sort of zoned out not paying attention to anything until a huge cloud of smoke erupted at the front of the room making Naruto snap back to reality the blond watched as the smoke cleared and saw a heavily scared man standing at the front of everyone.
"ALRIGHT sit down and shut up maggots" said the man.
"My name is Ibiki Morino and I am the proctor for the first exams" declared the man.
"Now you there is to be no attacking each other unless given permission by one of the proctors and never using lethal force" ordered Ibiki.
"Sorry this is our first time we're a little nervous" said a voice from the crowd of ninja, Naruto's head snapped in the direction of the voice having recognised it but he couldn't see the owner of the voice as he was hidden behind a large group of people.
"Now everyone come up here and grab a tab and a test the tab indicates your seat once you find your seat sit down and shut up" declared Ibiki, Naruto waited until most people had their stuff before going up himself, he ended up next to some random Ame genin who was terrified.
"Alright shut up I'm going to be explaining the rules there will be no questions so listen closely" ordered Ibiki.
"You will each start with ten points and you will lose one point for each wrong answer, you will also lose two points if you are caught cheating, also you pass and fail as a team should your points reach zero you and your teammates will be asked to leave, you will be given an hour to answer the nine questions on the sheet and then after that a tenth question will be asked, and just so there is no cheating my friends here will be watching as you take your tests" declared Ibiki before turning around to see lots of terrified genin just what he wanted to see.
"Your hour begins … now" declared Ibiki and with that said everyone turned over and began their tests.
#An Hour later#
Alright everyone pencils down and get ready for the last question however before we begin there are a few additional rules for this question" declared Ibiki
"First of all this question is one you can elect to take or not" said Ibiki.
"What happens if we don't?" came the voice of a random genin.
"Well you fail of course" declared Ibiki with a smirk.
"What the hell the of course we'll take the question" yelled out another random genin.
"You didn't let me finish should you take the question and fail you will never be able to participate in the chunin exams again" said Ibiki ominously with an evil grin plastered on his face, and like that almost everyone began to pail and people began dropping out, that is until snoring was heard through the room. Ibiki walked towards the snoring his face calling for bloody murder.
"Oi blondie wake up" yelled Ibiki slapping Naruto on the back of the head knocking him out of his seat.
"Ow what the hell man?" questioned Naruto glaring up at Ibiki.
"Did you not hear the rules for the tenth question?" questioned Ibiki.
"Yeah I did but given they're bullshit I thought I'd take a nap" said Naruto standing up and taking his seat.
"What did you say brat?" questioned Ibiki.
"Those rules are bull, no-one in the elemental nations not even the Kage can ban people participating in the chunin exams, this test has been about info gathering up until now where it's become about the willingness to lead in a no win situation which I have and besides even if I am banned from this stupid tournament I could always get a promotion in the field" said Naruto calmly before kicking back in his chair, Ibiki looked around the room and saw that people were beginning to grow a backbone.
"Well that backfired" thought Ibiki to himself as he walked back to the front.
"Is there anyone else who would like to drop out now?" questioned Ibiki, when no-one else raise their hands he sighed.
"Alright you lot you…" growled Ibiki in last diched attempt.
"Pass" said Ibiki. Before anyone could make a comment a bundle came flying through the window before it unfurled and was pinned to the ceiling and floor by four kunai it turned out to be a banner.
"Anko early" said Ibiki stepping out from behind the banner, it was at this point that Naruto got a good look at the woman in front of the banner.
"Well it's good to see she's so hyperactive" thought Naruto as he watched the woman he had removed the curse mark from the day he became a genin.
"Seventy four? You let seventy four pass, you're going soft man" said Anko looking back at Ibiki.
"Maybe we just have a stronger group this year Anko" said Ibiki to the purple haired woman.
"Well it doesn't matter there'll be less than half once I'm done with them" said Anko with an ominous grin.
"Alright you lot no time to celebrate meet me at training ground forty four in five minutes or you fail" said Anko vanishing in a swirl of leaves. Naruto followed suit and froze before shattering revealing nothing left behind.
#Forest Of Death Five Minutes Later#
Naruto stood leaning against the fence as the last of the perspective Chunin showed up.
"Alright brats I'm Anko Mitarashi the proctor of the second exam, now while I explain what the exam is some chunin will be coming around with a form you have to sign before you can participate" said Anko as several chunin began walking around handing out sheets of paper.
"Alright this test is a survival exercise, you will each be given one of these scrolls either a heaven or an earth scroll and the goal is to get the other scroll and make it to the tower in the middle of this lovely forest behind me lovingly called the forest of death-" said Anko stopping when she heard muttering.
"Pfft I've seen scarier" muttered Naruto under his breath only for a kunai to be thrown at him only for him to catch it by the ring mere millimetres from his forehead. Anko who appeared behind him had semi wide eyes, while she hadn't been her fastest speed he shouldn't have been able to catch that.
"It's ones with attitudes like that, which die first" said Anko with a smirk pulling the kunai out of Naruto's hand.
"I bet they all just get distracted by your beauty" said Naruto smirking as he saw the blush on Anko's face, Anko just jumped back to her previous position on the fence trying to rid herself of the blush.
"Now you have to sign the forms which clears us of any wrong doing should you die in there which trust me some of you will if not by the plants and animals then by each other as you need to have one of each type of scroll at the tower in five days, now about the scrolls you can't open them until you make it to the tower" said Anko.
"So hop to it fill out the forms and then bring your teams forms up and exchange them for your scroll" said Anko.
Alright people chapter over
so not a big action chapter but the next couple should cover that fine
so we have the first part of the chunin exams and the beginning of the second i hope you all liked it
not much else to say so...
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