I Don't Own Naruto


Naruto was laying back on his bed doing nothing simply waiting for time to pass he had got into the tower two days ago and he still had two to wait and he wasn't allowed to leave or he'd be disqualified and that he didn't want that.

*knock knock knock*

Then came a knock at his door, Naruto not expecting anyone got up and walked over to the door, before opening it.

"Hello Naruto-kun may I come in?" asked a voice from the now open doorway.

"Well I don't really have a choice in that now do I?" asked Naruto.

"Quite so" said the person walking into the room, Naruto closing the door behind him.

"So what can I do for you Sensei?" questioned Naruto sarcastically calling the man sensei.

"Oh nothing Naruto-kun I just came to see how my favourite student is" said Orochimaru.

"Your favourite student now am I thought that position was taken by Kabuto, how is that pet of yours?" asked Naruto narrowing his eyes at the pale man.

"Now now Naruto that's not what I want to talk about" said Orochimaru.

"Oh what do you want to talk about the fact you want the Uchiha for his Sharingan? Or maybe the invasion you have planned?" asked Naruto.

"You seem to know a lot of my plan Naruto-kun maybe I should kill you and be done with this" said Orochimaru narrowing his eyes at the blond.

"Oh you wouldn't want to do that I have seals place around this room that record chakra signatures that come and go that only I and the Hokage know where they are you kill me and he knows you're here sooner then you planed" said Naruto with a smirk making Orochimaru narrow his eyes.

"Trap making Sensei I learned from the best" said Naruto with a smirk, Orochimaru glared at the blond and his complement.

"I never should have taken you as my student" declared the snake man.

"Well then you and your curse mark and some of your other experiments would be so far behind sensei" said Naruto with a smirk.

"Oh wait they are aren't they that's right I forgot I left you with those parting gifts" said Naruto with a smirk.

"Those tags took out years' worth of research you little brat" snarled Orochimaru.

"Yes and unless you want Iwa, Kumo and Kiri finding out about what you stole from them you will leave me alone the length of your stay" said Naruto with a smirk, Orochimaru went to speak but settled for glaring at Naruto.

"Now I think it's about time you left Sensei" said Naruto walking to the door.

"You win this round brat but I assure you I will win in the long term" said Orochimaru his voice fading as he sunk into the floor.


#Two Days Later#

Naruto stood with the rest of the passing genin all of twenty three of them.

"Alright you lot I would like to congratulate every one of you for passing the second stage of the chunin exams however I must disappoint all of you by informing you that there are still to many of you in the competition" declared Hiruzen.

"Please *cough cough* Hokage-sama allow me" asked a sickly looking jonin appealing next to the aged Kage getting a nod from the man.

"Hello everyone I am *cough cough* Hayate Gekko the proctor for the third *cough cough* exams and as Hokage-sama *cough cough cough* said there is still to many of you *cough cough cough cough* here so we must have a preliminary round *cough cough* so if any of you feel you cannot continue please *cough* say so now, and keep in mind that from here * cough cough* on these exams are no longer a team effort" said now identified Hayate.

"I don't think I can go on anymore" said a white haired Konoha nin raising his hand, Hayate noted the name down before nodding to the boy who turned around and left. Naruto narrowed his eyes as Kabuto left, he would have to inform Hokage-sama of Kabuto's true allegiance soon.

"Anyone *cough cough* else?" asked Hayate, when no other hands were raised the man turned around and a panel rose upwards revealing a giant screen.

"This screen will display the random *cough cough* matchups that these preliminaries will *cough* consist of, the match ups could be one v *cough cough* one, or two v two *cough cough cough* you may be paired up with your best friend your *cough* greatest enemy or someone you may not know" declared Hayate before names flashed on screen quickly and an instant later four names flashed up onto the screen.

"Could all bar Naruto Uzumaki *cough cough* Dosu Kinta Yoroi Akado and Misumi Tsurugi *cough* please head up to the second level?" asked Hayate before everyone but those mentioned walked up the stairs.

"Well this is interesting" said Misumi.

"This'll be an easy win" declared Yoroi, Dosu glared at the man and was about to rush him when a hand landed on his shoulder.

"He's baiting you Dosu don't fall for it" said Naruto, Dosu turned his head so he was looking at Naruto out of the corner of his eye and nodded.

"Well this should be fun it has been a while since we fought side by side hey Naruto" said Dosu turning to the blond who smirked as his left hand became covered by an icy mist just as Dosu's right hand began to hum. Everyone else in the room had wide eyes from Dosu's comment excluding Kin, Zaku, their sensei and Hiruzen

"Well it looks like *cough cough* both parties are ready" said Hayate recovering from his shock

"Begin" called the jonin jumping away as all four of the genin ran at each other.

Dosu and Naruto ran side by side at the two Konoha nin, Naruto ran at Misumi and threw his clawed right hand forwards towards the genin who bent in seemingly inhuman ways avoiding the strike.

Dosu was having the same luck with Yoroi throwing his hand forwards only for the opposing genin to jump to the side only to then slam his hand into Dosu's chest.

"W-what the? You you're stealing my chakra" said Dosu doubling over as his chakra was sucked out of him.

Naruto seeing this threw his other hand forwards slamming it into Misumi's head before driving his head into the ground Naruto diving into a handstand where the blond performed a split kick slamming Yoroi's face kicking him away from Naruto's temporary teammate. Naruto then flipped over off of Misumi's face spinning in the air landing on his feet facing back to Dosu and Misumi, Naruto pulled his bow off his back before spinning around avoiding a kunai thrown by Misumi before notching and firing an arrow at Yoroi who jumped back to avoid the arrow which impacted the ground.

"You miss-*BOOOM" began Yoroi only to be thrown back by an explosion originating from the arrow head, Yoroi landed on his back.

Naruto was about to move to avoid the more than likely attack from Misumi only for an arm to wrap itself around his arm and before Naruto could react he found all of his limbs and his neck wrapped up by Misumi.

"You so much as move boy I snap your neck" declared Misumi

"Dosu a hand" called Naruto and before Misumi could make good on his promise Dosu slammed his hand into Misumi's head and the gauntlet on his arm began vibrating making Misumi let go of Naruto as he shook violently and fell to the ground.

"Katon Gokakyu No Jutsu (Fire Style Fireball Jutsu)" called Yoroi shooting a fireball towards Dosu and Naruto, the blond himself threw his left hand forwards towards the fireball which drew closer to the Otto and Konoha ninja only for the fireball to disappear into Naruto's hand.

"WHAT THE HELL HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" screamed Yoroi as he watched his fireball vanish.

"Fuinjutsu dumbass" declared Naruto kicking off the ground towards the Konoha nin before slamming his fist into the ground just where Yoroi was standing and would have been hit if he didn't leap backwards, however that didn't protect the genin from the shockwave of Naruto's attack as the ground around Naruto's fist shattered, cracked, crumbled and exploded in a twenty foot wide crater causing everyone's eyes to go wide at the destruction.

Dosu quickly recovering from the shock used the distraction to attack Misumi punching him in the face before then grabbing onto the man's head with his gauntleted hand, the gauntlet once more beginning to vibrate making Misumi's head begin to shake until his ears began to bleed as did after a moment his eyes and then nose, once the blood covered the man's face Dosu threw Misumi at a wall, the Konoha genin hit the wall face first and a sickening crunch sound was heard as the genin's body limply fell to the ground revealing the wall and the body to be covered in blood.

Naruto meanwhile rushed forwards at Yoroi who was shocked at the sight of his unconscious teammate, Naruto with his enhanced strength he slammed his closed fist into Yoroi's gut sending him rocketing backwards into a wall making it crack in a spider web pattern, the man dropped to the ground clutching his stomach, he rolled out of the way when Naruto once more charged him slamming his chakra empowered fist into the ground.

"Dosu sit back and relax he's mine" declared Naruto as he saw Dosu coming over to help, once he heard that Dosu stopped dead in his tracks, and stood back.

"Hyoton Hiryū No Jutsu (Ice Style Ice Dragon Jutsu)" called Naruto, a dragon forming out of ice before flying at Yoroi who rolled to the side once more just barely avoiding a painful direct hit from the dragon however it did graze the man's side leaving it partially frozen.

"Hyoton Kōri suraisā No jutsu (Ice Release Ice Slicer Jutsu)" called Naruto ten flat discs of ice forming around him before shooting off towards a now standing Yoroi. The Konoha nin jumped to the side avoiding the first disc before jumping over the second one but he wasn't fast enough to completely dodge the third, the ice disc slicing through several layers of skin, and from there on Yoroi's dodging failed miserably getting cut anywhere from a layer of skin to half an inch deep. However Yoroi's bad time was far from over as Naruto ran up and once more slammed into him however this time it was an open palm straight into the chest at which point Naruto stopped dead in his tracks, moving his hand away Naruto stood in front of Yoroi calmly.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?" ordered Yoroi stuck in the same position.

"Paralysis seal sucker" said Naruto poking him in the head making him fall back.

At that moment Hayate once more appeared on the field.

"*cough cough* Yoroi and Misumi are unable to * cough cough* continue winners Naruto and Dosu" said Hayate as medics came out to collect the two ninja, Naruto shared a look with Hiruzen who smiled at the boy until he saw Naruto making ANBU hand signs.

"Yoroi and Misumi are traitors send ANBU after them?" thought Hiruzen reading Naruto's signs.

"How do you know?" questioned Hiruzen using the same seals which Naruto observed as he began walking towards the stairs.

"I met them when I was in Otto they are Otto spies" was Naruto's response, Hiruzen then signalled for ANBU to be in Yoroi and Misumi's rooms when they woke up or in Misumi's case if he woke up.

Anko who stood nearby the Hokage saw none of the ANBU signs having been lost in her own world.

"Him it could be him he is the only other person in Konoha who I know has any Fuinjutsu knowledge but how would he know Jiraiya-sama couldn't work out how to remove it I have to talk with him" thought Anko to herself.

"Next Match *cough cough cough cough* Tenten V Temari Pleas come down here" called Hayate.


Alright people chapter over

so i finally revealed the link between Naruto and Orochimaru which i'm sure some of you may have guessed but anyway

also we begin the prelims what fun

and we have Naruto taking out some spies

and finally Anko may have finally found Naruto out

Well that's all for this chapter folks so...

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SNake OUT