I Don't Own Naruto or DxD
"I think I'm going to have to get my ears checked because I swear I just heard you say that we were going to declare war on Konoha" said Tenten cleaning her ear with her pinkie.
"No Tenten that is what I said" declared Naruto.
"How the hell are the eight of us supposed to fight an entire village?" questioned Tenten.
"Fight an entire village? I said declare war not fight the war" said Naruto.
"If we're not fighting them then why are we going there?" questioned Gaara.
"Because there is a person in the village who wasn't there when we left that I want to join us and Tou-san suspects there is more to some of the crises within Konoha's recent history then meets the eye and I have to know if he is right before we actually begin to fight with Konoha" said Naruto.
#Several Hours Later#
Naruto and his two peerages all stood in a tree far enough away from Konoha that no sensor would be able to sense them but close enough that they could see the gate as the gate was an integral part to the plan.
When Naruto noted there were enough people but not to many around the gate he turned to Dulio and Kuroka nodding to both they dropped from the branch and began walking towards the gate.
"Damnit Dulio you're so fucking lazy" yelled Kuroka as she and Dulio reached the gate.
"Kuroka-chan please" said Dulio walking closer to the woman only for her to push him away.
"No not again Dulio" said Kuroka.
Meanwhile back in the tree the others watched on in fascination.
"That's pretty good acting" said Naruto nodding as he watched the two argue.
"Yeah not bad indeed" agreed Tenten. Naruto watched closely as more and more people gathered around the bickering couple when enough people were distracted and crowding around to watch the spectacle.
"Gaara Shirone you two are up" said Naruto turning and nodding to the two of them before the nodding to Minato who placed both hands on their shoulders before all three vanished.
#Barrier core headquarters#
Minato Shirone and Gaara all appeared in the room and before anyone noticed Minato had already gone again while it was by now that the people within the room had turned to Shirone who had a cat tail and a pair of cat ears coming out of her tail bone and top of her head respectively while Gaara's sand was slowly leaking out of his gourd.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" ordered one of the men within the room.
"We are no one and we're here to stop you from leaving" said Gaara emotionlessly he had no problem massacring the people in the room but Naruto had told him to do that id only absolutely necessary.
"Yeah how are you going to do that?" questioned one man going to push Shirone out of the way only for her to grab his hand and flip the man over herself slamming him into the ground before flipping him back over her head and back onto the ground in front of her. Everyone got up prepared to attack them only for sand to float around all of them.
"Oh god that's him that's Gaara of the desert" said one of the people finally recognising Gaara.
"That's right so just sit there and this will all be over soon" said Gaara almost daring anyone to disobey him.
#Back With Everyone Else#
Minato appeared back on the branch of the tree ready to move on to the next person.
"Alright Tenten you're up" said Naruto turning to his surrogate sister who nodded as Minato put a hand on her shoulder and like that the two vanished.
The two appeared by the hospital where Minato vanished again returning to Naruto and Kushina meanwhile Tenten dropped low to the ground and pulled some explosive tags out of her weapons pouch and began to place them around the building in places only people actually looking for these special tags would find them. The tags were designed to be fierier than explosive there was still a small explosion but less than normal tags.
After tagging the hospital Tenten walked away from the building nonchalantly before heading towards the academy, however as she drew closer to the grounds she slipped into an alleyway and quickly flipped through hand signs.
"Henge No Jutsu (Transformation Jutsu)" whispered Tenten as she was cloaked in smoke which when parted revealed a young girl maybe seven, Tenten had picked this so she would seem less suspicious when she walked into the academy grounds and like she did with the hospital she began to place the modified explosive tags all around the place on the academy building in the free academy training grounds and even on the fences around the academy after the area was sufficiently tagged Tenten left the area and moved to the market district.
When she arrived at the market district she began running around like a child while stealthily planting tags on lots of the stands mostly the ones that had refuse to serve Naruto for the Kyubi, once at least half of the market had been tagged Tenten left the area heading for the front gates still under the guise of the small child, when she got there several hundred people had gathered in the area Tenten pushed through the crowd of people before she got to the front.
"Aunty Kuroka, Uncle Dulio" called Tenten in her disguised form running up to them.
"Aki-chan" said Kuroka excitedly turning to the girl and kneeling down as the disguised Tenten ran into her arms.
"Got everywhere, no troubles?" questioned Kuroka quietly.
"Yes and no ANBU lets leave now" whispered Tenten.
"Come on Dulio lets go" said Kuroka harshly before walking out of Konoha and away from the gates.
#Several Moments Prior With Naruto And Kushina#
Naruto continued watching over Dulio and Kuroka to make sure nothing happened when he felt his father once more appear on the branch.
"Kaa-chan you're up and remember seal everything and meet me at training ground twenty eight" said Naruto turning to his mother who nodded before she and Minato disappeared from the area.
#Storage Room Hokage Tower#
Kushina and Minato appeared in a dark storage room that they were both familiar with.
"Are you trying to tell me something Minato Namikaze?" questioned Kushina with a teasing smirk, Minato was confused but then remembered.
"Right um no sorry Kushi-chan well sorry if you wanted to do that now this is the only room in the tower other than the office I have tagged" said Minato nervously, knowing full well what Kushina meant, the reason Minato had a seemingly random storage room tagged while not having other rooms tagged was because well to put it politely this was Minato and Kushina's fun room. Naruto could have very well been conceived in that room they had celebrated Minato's promotion to Hokage with a nice long fuck and found this rather out of the way room which since that day they slowly but surely turned the room into a secret fucking room hiding various seals around the room that did various things. Silencing seals that were hidden behind a painting above the door, a storage seal with a bed to make things more comfortable, hell even a couple of storage seals with various objects to make their time together more … kinky.
"Go Minato I was messing with you" said Kushina with a smile and a roll of the eyes before Minato vanished, Kushina then turned back to face the room.
"Well might as well get some of our stuff back" said Kushina with a smirk.
#Back with Naruto and Minato#
Minato once more appeared on the tree where Naruto was.
"Are you sure just anywhere in the red light is ok to drop you that place is-" began Minato.
"The only place where no one will report seeing me in the village and is the safest place for me" said Naruto getting a nod from Minato who placed his hand on his son's shoulder and the two vanished from outside the village.
#A Bar In The Red Light District#
Naruto and Minato appeared in a bar in the red light everyone turned to see Naruto and Minato.
"Naruto?" questioned the man behind the bar.
"Yep it's me and I hope I don't have to tell you lot not to mention this to the Hokage" said Naruto getting a nod from all of the people within the Bar who then just turned back to their drinks Minato turned to Naruto before vanishing.
#Top Of Hokage Tower#
Minato appeared at the top of the Hokage tower ready to do what he had asked Naruto to let him do which was break into the Hokage's office and look through the secure files about recent events trying to get to the bottom of things he had told Hiruzen to not reveal Naruto's status to anyone yet it was revealed, he knew about the Uchiha but knew Hiruzen would have been able to talk Fugaku down before any extreme measures were taken and there were several other shady things he wished to check there was one person that he could think of behind such events but he wanted to be sure before telling Naruto and the blond focus solely on him only for it to be a false lead.
Minato crouched low and waited for the signal for him to begin.
#With Naruto#
Naruto walked out of the bar and began walking towards his destination. Naruto waved to the people as he walked passed who all waved and smiled at the blond, however he did have a schedule to keep to so he jumped to the nearest roof and then began roof hopping towards an apartment complex he really hoped she wasn't working now.
As Naruto walked into the apartment building he sighed remembering his childhood trips to this place. After walking up several flights of stairs Naruto stopped and walked to the end of a hallway, the blond took a deep breath before turning the door handle, finding it unlocked Naruto stepped inside the apartment. Naruto walked into the main room of the apartment and he saw just who he had been looking for.
"Anko-neechan" said Naruto with a smile looking at the back of the woman who turned around so fast that had you blinked you would have seen no movement.
"N-Naruto" stuttered Anko looking at the blond shocked.
"Hey Nee-chan" said Naruto with a smile and tears beginning to form in his eyes before he couldn't take it and ran to her and wrapped his arms around her.
"I missed you Nee-chan" said Naruto hugging Anko who hugged the boy back despite the Dango and Sake in her hands.
"What the hell are you doing here Naruto if someone catches you they'll kill you" declared Anko.
"I'm back because I want you to come with me" declared Naruto looking up at Anko.
"Why would you want me with you now and not back when you left?" questioned Anko.
"I always wanted you with me Nee-chan what brother wouldn't want his big sister with him you were out of the village when I left" said Naruto.
"Good where are we going?" asked Anko.
"Really just like that?" asked Naruto.
"What you said you wanted me to come with you I am why are you arguing against it?" questioned Anko.
"It's just I thought you had a life and friends here that you wouldn't want to leave behind" said Naruto.
"Naruto you and Tenten were my life when you left I lost all of my friends because of how depressed I got, you're lucky you're back today tomorrow I was going to end it all" said Anko looking down, Naruto hugged the woman tighter.
"Pack what you need Nee-chan we leave as soon as possible" said Naruto, Anko walked into her room returning seconds later with a scroll.
"That was quick" said Naruto.
"Well since you were banished we lost many alliances I had most of my stuff packed in case I was next or you came back for me" said Anko, Naruto nodded before taking Anko's hand before pulling her out of the apartment and out of the building, the second they walked outside several loud explosions went off around the village, Anko looked around looking for the source however the second she saw Naruto's lack of reaction she figured out he had a hand in the explosion so she left it alone and followed the young blond.
#With Kushina#
The red haired Uzumaki had finished sealing all of her and Minato's 'toys' and was waiting for her signal, stretching out her senses she could still feel the many people in the tower. She had to wait for the explosions-
*BOOOM*
…to go off. Kushina silently walked closer to the door as she felt people begin to leave their posts in the tower, she felt most of the people in her way begin to leave, she had guessed that there would be people that wouldn't leave but thankfully all bar two ANBU units were gone passed the door of the room.
"Time to get to work" muttered Kushina walking out the door stealthily before turning right to head down further into the depths of the tower, arriving on the floor she needed to she found two masked men standing at the other end of the hallway by a door, both of them were shocked.
"Kushina-sama?" questioned both men only to be knocked out as the red haired woman sped down the hallway and slamming both ANBU's heads into the wall behind them knocking them unconscious as they fell to the ground.
"I'm sorry you two but I need to get in here" said Kushina opening the door both men had been guarding. Inside she saw the room full of scrolls.
"The Hokage's personal Library" muttered Kushina as she began quickly sealing all of the scrolls within the room inside a scroll of her own.
#With Minato Same Time#
Minato slipped through the open window of the Hokage's office, Tsunade along with her three ANBU guarding her had left presumably to either find out about the explosions or find out why the Barrier Core didn't tell her a bomber was in the village either way Minato only had a little time, he quickly went through the desk reaching into the secret operations compartment of the desk trying to find what he needed to know.
He knew from personal experience that these files were meant to be as confusing as possible so that they couldn't be stolen like Minato semi-planned to. Mianto's senses went off when he felt several people returning to the office so he quickly did what he should have in the first place and placed all of the files on a special scroll which he pushed chakra into before the scroll copied everything in the files. Minato after the transfer was complete put the files back in the desk and flashed back to the room he left Kushina in, just in time as just a second later Shizune and Tsunade walked through the doors.
Minato after flashing to the room stepped out.
"Mina-kun" said a voice from beside him, he turned to see Kushina who was running towards him.
"Are you done?" questioned Minato getting a nod from his wife so with that the two took each other's hand and they ran up and out of the Hokage tower to find people scrambling around the place.
"Come on we need to get to training ground twenty eight" said Minato grabbing Kushina's hand and the two ran towards the training ground.
When the husband and wife reached the training ground they saw a Hyuga boy who looked to be about Naruto and Tenten's age walking away calmly. Walking passed him calmly Minato and Kushina found Naruto with a woman waiting for them.
"Anko-chan?" questioned Kushina getting the woman's attention once again Anko spun around at a ridiculously fast speed.
"K-Kushina-S-sensei?" questioned Anko looking shocked to see her Sensei alive.
"B-but how you died in the Kyubi attack" said Anko.
"That'd be me" said Naruto nervously making Anko turn to him.
"How?" asked Anko.
"We'll explain later but for now you have to leave with them and don't worry I'll be along shortly I just have a message to deliver first" said Naruto his mood growing dark at the mention of his message.
"Remember to pick up Gaara and Shirone" said Naruto before reaching into one of his weapon pouches and pulling out a mask which covered the top half of his face with black glass covering the eyes, and a beak like construct sitting over his nose it was purple and black in colour the purple being tribal like markings all over the mask. When Naruto put the mask on his face his whiskers just vanished from his cheeks.
"Alright you three time to go" said Naruto before Minato put his hands on Anko and Kushina's shoulders before vanishing, Naruto sighed before he let his four pairs of wings burst from his back before flying shooting up into the air above Konoha.
"People of Konoha I am your angle of death and this attack on your pathetic village was my doing" called Naruto from up in the air letting his Devil blood deepen his voice so it was unrecognisable.
"Why would you attack us and then reveal yourself?" came the voice of a nearby jonin.
"Because as of today you and your village will need to be forever on your guard because as of today we are at war" declared Naruto.
"Katon Gokakyu no Jutsu (Fire Style Fireball Jutsu)" called a random Jonin shooting a fireball at Naruto only for the fireball to snake away from the original fireball turning light blue as it spun around Naruto. The blue fire then shot out in a ring slamming into the taller parts of Konoha, and when the populace of Konoha looked back to the disguised Naruto they saw nothing but some falling golden feathers.
Devil Peerage
Queen - ?
Bishop - Kuroka
Bishop - ?
Knight - Tenten
Knight - ?
Rook - Shirone
Rook - Kuroka
Pawn (x3) - Gaara
Pawn (x5) - ? (Not necessarily saying all five of these will be taken by one person)
Angel Peerage
Joker - Dulio
Queen - Kushina
Jack - Minato
10 - ?
9 - ?
8 - Gaara
7 - ?
6 - ?
5 - ?
4 - Gaara
3 - ?
2 - ?
Ace - Tenten
Alright people chapter over
NOW this is important because i'm sick of getting asked about this NO i will not reveal who is in Naruto's harem and if it will stop people asking (not that it will) i will say why. i refuse to reveal the harem members because if i do i feel it cheapens any interaction between the characters from 'oh he's just being nice' to 'that's flirting oh bad boy' so no i won't reveal who is in the harem so stop asking
next i did get a request about Naruto's peerages i'm not sure if they were asking about the whole peerage or just who's in it now but for the same reasons of cheapening of the interactions i will also not be revealing Naruto's full peerage until it's complete
now onto the actual chapter we have what i really meant by Naruto declaring war on Konoha i get the feeling people were thinking i meant Naruto was going to fight the war now no that's not going to be happening it may be explained next chapter vaguely what the plan for war
Also from now on there will only be one update a week which will be Fridays not Sundays as Sundays slot has now been taken back by Rinnegan Rose
there really isn't much to say about this chapter really so ...
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