Chapter 1:
The Interrogation
"Hey, is this that comic relief chapter?"
Seriously? Wade, the chapter hasn't even started yet!
"I know, but is it the comic relief chapter?"
You'll find out as soon as they do.
"Come on! I won't tell them."
If I tell you, I'll be telling them. Now shut up and let me write this chapter! Why did I have to let this guy in the story?
"Because you like me, now write your chapter."
"It seems like the Republic isn't the only one with an interest in these prisoners," commented the Republic trooper. "Grand Moff Kilran has already called to negotiate trading them to the Empire for crimes commited there."
"Grand Moff Kilran? The one who attacked the Black Talon, breaking the Treaty of Coruscant. He's making demands of us now?" C'enna turned to the speaker, his fellow Padawan, Jaesa Wilsaam. A human girl with brown hair, brown eyes, and an unusual gift from the Force. The ability to see a persons true nature.
"Careful, Padawan. Don't let the sense of injustice consume you. That is the path to the Dark Side," warned Master Nomen Karr.
"Yes, master."
"I'll speak to the big guy. I would assume he is the leader," Satele Shan spoke so unexpectedly C'enna began to reach for his lightsaber, quickly stopping himself when he realized who was speaking.
"Easy, Padawan," chuckled Orgus Din.
Approaching the strange creature in front of her, Satele began the interrogation, "What is your name?"
The large creature replied, "I am Groot."
"Well, Groot, do you lead this team?"
"I am Groot."
"I understand that, but are you the leader of this team?"
"I am Groot."
"You're not gonna get anything else out of him," said the small furry creature, "all he can say is "I and Am and Groot in that specific order."
"Well, then who is the leader of this time?"
"Me," said the man in armor, "Starlord."
"What was your interest in this datacron?" Satele held a blue cube shaped object as she spoke.
"Datacron? That's the Tessaract. We were hired to get it and keep it out of the wrong hands."
"Then, how did you wind up here?"
"We got caught in a wormhole. Weird things are happening all over the universe. Right now, we're stuck here. So, we'll work with you. For the right price."
"Jaesa, use your power."
As the Padawan scanned them with the Force, she was able to see their true nature. "They aren't honest, but they're not evil either. I believe they will be helpful."
"Very well, let them go.", Satele turned back to the prisoners. "Come with us to Coruscant."
"Really? The Guardians of the Galaxy? Working for the Republic? I'd never do that."
Then why are you here right now, Wade? Keep messing with me and I might make you work for the Republic.
"You wouldn't! Wait, do they have chimichangas?"
No.
"Noooooo. I promise I'll behave!"
Well, that's it for this chapter, thing heat up in the next chapter. Or maybe cool down. You'll see.
"That was the lamest way to do that ever."
And you could have done better?
"Of course. Add some explosions and violence..."
Yep, we're gone for now.