Title: Alucard vs The Cullens

Rated: T

A/N: I wasn't planning on writing a second chapter to this fic but an idea crossed my mind and I'm forcing myself to fulfill my sick desires so here's another chapter. Nothing is to be taken seriously, I'm writing for my own selfish needs on expressing my hate for faggy sparkle queers, although this chapter doesn't involve vampire killings. Enjoy.

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Jacob and Renesmee were holding hands walking through the dark forest coming back from a date. Having no idea what has happened to their family….the Cullens.

"Hey Nessie, how about we visit your mom and dad before we head back to my place?" The werewolf said holding the thin girls wrist.

"Well, if you want to Jakey…..sure!" the girl said taking lead in the dark forest, pulling on Jacobs wrist.

As the young couple was getting closer to the glass home Jacob suddenly stopped, startling his girlfriend.

"What's wrong Jakey?" The teenage girl said placing her hand gently on the wolfs shoulder trying to comfort him.

"I sense something bad…." He glanced at Renesmee then continued looking ahead. "Very bad."

"What is it?" The girl questioned the serious male. All of a sudden he blasted off into the darkness heading for the Cullen household, Renesmee quickly followed obviously scared. "Jake answer me, do you think something happened to my parents!?" she said running as fast as she could. When she looked ahead she lost sight of Jacob but she continued to run. She came to a stop when she bumped into Jacob and fell back.

"Jeez, why did you stop?" The girl said standing to her feet. Her calm expression suddenly changed when she saw her boyfriend staring intently at his hand, which seemed to have blood on it!

"Jak-"she was cut off when Jake raised his hand and turned to face her.

"This blood, I know this smell" Jacob said shaking his hand.

"There's a stream of blood leaking from the top of this tree!" Renesmee cried jumping on the branches trying the find the cause of this unearthly occurrence.

"What the hell is up there!?" Jacob yelled when suddenly a high pitched scream caused him alarm. He quickly yelled for Renesmee to come down and she did. He tried to ask what was wrong but she just had tears streaming down her face.

"Nessie…" Jacob said placing his hands on her shoulders trying to force her to snap out of her state of shock. She suddenly broke out a scream and fell to her knees, sobbing something under her breath."M-mom, mom…mom" She kept saying to herself rocking back and forth. Jake kneeled down and slapped her to snap her out of this BS.

"Are you talking about Bella!" he yelled. She stood up and said clearly. "She's dead" Jacob just stood up staring at the girl trying to see if this was some kind of joke.

"W-what did you say?" The wolf said trying to comprehend her cold words. She didn't respond.

"WE HAVE TO CHECK ON THE OTHERS!" He yelled grabbing her thin wrist. He was running as fast he could, within a few minutes they could see the Cullen house. From what they saw at their distance all hell had broken loose. Windows were broken, and it was pitch black in the house. Maybe that was a good thing; they can't see he mangled bodies inside.

When the teens reached the front of the house Alucard saw them from the broken window above. It amused his to see their distress, but he wasn't very interested in killing them, if these fools below him were anything like the vampire wannabes he just slaughtered it wouldn't make a difference if they live or not. On the other hand he probably had to kill them, Integra did send him there to kill "powerful beings" and knowing her she probably wouldn't be pleased to hear that he spared some of these repugnant maggots. So with a grin coming across his face he stood in place waiting for these idiotic children to enter his presence.

As the sound of hurried footsteps became louder Alucard began chuckling darkly hiding in the shadows. He couldn't wait to put more dogs to sleep. (more like dirt)

In seconds the door crashed open. When Jake and Renesmee saw what was left of their friends and family they froze in utter terror.

"D-daddy" the girl said, almost inaudible. Jake quickly cradled the crying girl in his arms.

Alucard started taking slow steps towards the agonized teens. Jacob instantly placed Renesmee behind him, glaring ferociously at the ancient vampire. The look only made Alucard's grin wider.

"Stay back!" The teen yelled. "Are you the bloodsucker that killed everyone?" Jacob said calmly, trying to look dark but not succeeding. Alucard stopped, hissing in amusement.

"Bloodsucker huh?" Alucard said grabbing his casull gun from his red coat. "The things you people call us nowadays" Alucard said aiming his long steel gun for Renesmees forehead.

She noticed and shrieked hiding behind her boyfriend. Jacob was losing his temper, he was surely going to kill this damn vampire!

"Your cheap bravery won't do anything for you or the girl" Alucard said pointing his gun to his side. Seeing how long this needless prattle would last.

"Stand back Nessie, I'll kill this bastard and then we can go home." The teen said talking hold of his girls hand and giving it a faggy ass kiss. Jacob turned around meeting Alucard's gaze.

"So you're going to kill me brat?" Alucard laughed feeling humorous from this pathetic thing in front of him trying to pose as a threat.

"That's right" The faggy Native American said while stripping off his clothes, the sight made Alucard's smile fade.

"What do you think you're doing?" Alucard questioned the toned teen.

"Let's just say you're in for a bite" Jacob said removing most of his clothing. He began to inhale deeply and his body was smoking. In an instant he sprung forward at Alucard in his werewolf state. He tore off Alucards left arm with a lot of effort and grinded the limb between his canines. Renesmee stood beside Jacob and petted his fur.

Alucard just continued standing as if nothing had happened. Jacob rushed forward again continually pushing Alucard back like a ragdoll. But Alucard was smiling the whole time.

"Fall over already monster!" Renesmee yelled glaring at Alucard who had blood leaking from his body due to Jakes harsh contact. He simply began chuckling while his arm was regenerating. In seconds his arm had fully grown back to its original state as if nothing had touched him. The site made both the teens gasp in shock.

"B-but how did you arm grow back?"Jacob said returning to his human form. "I've never seen a vampire do that and I know a lot!"

Alucard just gave a wicked smile lifting his head giving the kids a demonic look which made then shudder.

"You probably haven't seen vampires do a lot of things." Alucard answered walking forward slowly with both guns in hand.

"Have you ever seen these so called vampires turn into mist, a bat or even a wolf?"

Jacob gasped looking into the red orbs of light walking over to him. "Wolf!?"

"Jake I thought he was a vampire?" Renesmee asked her boyfriend who was just as confused as her.

"Enough talking, I will end you're lives tonight." Alucard said pointing each of his guns for the teen's heads, smiling demonically."Farwell."

"W-WAIT!" Renesmee screamed falling to the floor trembling.

"P-please spare us!" The pale girl cried bowing her head before Alucard with uncontrollable shaking. Jacob instantly kneeled down besides her placing his hand on her back, trying to comfort her. Alucard just continued smiling seeing what would happen next.

"It's difficult to explain, but you seem smarter than those other fools I dissipated moments ago." The tall vampire said in response to her actions.

She just rose her head up, still shaking. She smiled lightly with tears streaming down her face looking directly at Alucard.

"Nessie don't bow to this damn bloodsucker!" Jacob yelled, having too much pride in himself to follow her action. He instantly stood from the ground clenching his fists so tight his knuckles were white.

"I'd rather die a man than die a coward." He said looking into the abyss of Alucards gaze.

No response came from Alucard for 10 seconds, which made both Renesmee and Jacob terrified.

All of a sudden the vampire began chuckling uncontrollably then hysterical laughter filled the entire room. Both teens flinched thinking the worst was going to happen. Aluards laughing fit died down and he continued looking at the terrified teens, but he placed his arms down having the guns pointing to the floor.

A flicker of hope spread across Renesmee's face. She stood up slowing but still scared and looked at Alucard.

"D-does this mean you'll spare u—"

In seconds blood was pouring out of the girl's forehead. Jacob didn't know what happened for a second because it happened so fast. Renesmee hit her knees harshly to the ground then her face fell to the floor creating a large pool of blood.

Alucard had a small grin on his face as the blood was making contact beneath his boots. He stepped back from the blood at looked at Jacob who was in still processing what happened to his girlfriend. Alucard suddenly began to speak;

"Was that girl your lover?" Alucard questioned him calmly.

Jacob couldn't respond. He was just staring at the lifeless body of his girlfriend.

"From your reaction I'm guessing she is" Alucard murmured. "Or was I should say."

In seconds Jacob slowly tore his gaze away from Renesmee and looked intently at Alucard. When Alucard saw the young wolf looking at him he decided to do something that would infuriate the werewolf even more!

Alucard slowly went on his hand and knees hovering over the corpse. Jacob had no idea what he was planning to do when suddenly Alucard was leaning his head down over the pool of blood.

Alucard's long tongue snaked out of his mouth as he was licking the blood off the floor. Jacob's mouth gaped open as he was starring at the horrific sight of his girlfriend being devoured by this monster. Alucard wasn't planning on drinking too much of her blood because she had the same weak, peasant blood as Bella and Edward in her veins, but he was satisfied from the look coming from Jacob.

When Alucard finished his unsatisfying meal he lifted his head from the ground looking at Jacob, licking off the drizzle of blood that ran down his chin. He stood up and was waiting for a reaction from Jacob, but he didn't get one. So he decided to stop wasting his time and he pulled out his gun. When Jacob saw he screamed and transformed into a wolf and jumped out of the window. When Alucard saw the ridiculous reaction he just stood above, looking down at the scared little wolf when all of a sudden Jacob began howling.

Jacob was obviously calling for back up. In minutes the forest was filled with howling coming from every direction. Alucard noticed what he was trying to do and he couldn't be more annoyed, but I guess Integra would be even more please since he's taking out additional "threats" besides vampires so he just jumped out of the window and gently landed on his feet.

Jacob saw Alucard with his evil grin and shinning red eyes and growled at him. But he was cut off from his rage when he heard sprinting paws rushing to his side. There had to be at least 20 werewolves present, and the number only made Jacob happier. He was taking lead of the pack and spoke in his weird wolf/human talk.

"THIS VAMPIRE KILLED THE CULLENS INCLUDING RENESMEE!" Jacob growled. The whole pack began surrounding Alucard and growling ferociously licking their noses. Alucard saw the lame sight and began chuckling deeply under his breath and that only make the wolves angrier.

"What's so funny vampire?" One wolf said standing in front of Alucard. "Are you laughing because you're finally going to get to end your miserable life?" another wolf added. Alucard just kept smiling and lifted his hand making all of the wolves flinch.

"No, no, no" Alucard said taking a quick glance at all of the wolves circling around him.

"I'm laughing because I feel like a cannibal eating actual dogs, although the thought of cannibalism has never stopped me before." He said darkly. All of the wolves looked at each other wondering if this was a good idea.

"Y-you're just insane, let's kill him!" Jacob yelled, but all of the wolves hesitated, but eventually sprung forward. As they were rushing for him they could see a red mist surrounding Alucard and a red eye in the middle of his chest. They all stopped running and saw the horrifying monster that was before them. In a minute a large black dog came from Alucard that seemed to have 3 multiple faces and a demonic wale. In quickly got hold of many wolves and flung others into the air devouring the poor souls. Cries from wolves that sounded like dogs could be heard in the area.

Alucard saw some wolves trying the run back into the forest, so, many of his arms holding his casull gun came from the black masses of demonic energy and shot each of the wolves In the neck or the heart. Alucard didn't keep track of Jacob but he knew he had already killed him in the beginning since he was in front.

Minutes passed and nothing remained of the wolves. He transformed back to his normal form and a sneer came across his face. He was happy to report back to his Master and tell her of his little journey and complain to her about the time he wasted, but first he was going to bring back the police girl a souvenir, maybe a limb?

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