I Don't Own Naruto

"Oh how nice of you to join us Kyubi, just wait until we have-" said one of the hologramatic members of the Akatsuki interrupted when Naruto jumped up and slammed his hand into the man's stomach his Rinnegan active sucking the chakra out of the technique making the man disappear before he could finish his thought.

"Don't talk to me like I'm going to help you asshole," declared Naruto narrowing his eyes.

"This is not over Kyubi, Hidan, Kakuzu take care of him but don't kill him," spoke a blue haired orange eyed woman glaring at Naruto, and like that all of the hologramatic Akatsuki members vanished.

"Naruto-kun," yelled Gaia as everyone jumped through the hole the blond made, landing around him.

"Yugito-chan," said Mabui looking at her friend shocked.

"Haku-chan, Mabui-Nee C you three heal Yugito, Omoi, Karui you two are not really going to be helpful to this so you two stay back," ordered Naruto, Karui was about to make a snarky comment to Naruto only for Mabui to place a hand on her shoulder making her look back at the Jonin who shook her head, Karui sighed and stepped back.

"Threads and masks which of you two fits that description?" questioned Samui glaring at the two S-rank nin.

"That would be me Girly, what can I do for you?" asked the masked slashed Taki headband wearing Shinobi.

"DIE," roared Samui dropping to the ground on all fours before charging forwards.

"SAMUI," called Sayuri worried for her friend.

"Darui, Sayuri, Gaia you three take care of the other one I'll cover Samui," said Naruto running after his blond haired political bride.

"Hanabira No Arashi (Petal Storm)," called Naruto his pitch black blade falling apart into petals that flew forwards towards the two remaining Akatsuki members splitting off into two clouds of petals separating the two of them, Naruto and Samui charging after the masked man while Sayuri, Gaia and Darui went after the other man.

#With Gaia, Sayuri and Darui#

"Oh this will be fun three blasphemers for me to sacrifice to lord Jashin, HAHAHAHAHA prepare to die," declared the silver haired man with an insane cackle.

"I've heard about this guy he's Hidan the Jashinist supposedly he's immortal unable to be killed by normal means and if he gets so much as a drop of your blood he can use a strange jutsu to make any pain inflicted upon himself is also inflicted on you," said Gaia jumping back as the man swung at her with a three bladed scythe.

"So the moral of that story is don't get cut got it," said Sayuri letting her Sharingan flare to life.

"Katon Gokakyu No Jutsu (Fire Style Fireball Jutsu)" called Sayuri flashing through hand signs before launching out a fireball that flew forwards towards the Jashinist, however instead of jumping out of the way the man ran straight into the fireball.

"AAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH" screamed Hidan as he jumped through the ball of fire landing on the other side covered in burns his eyes wide and a psychotic smirk on his face.

"Oh yeah that's the fucking stuff" spoke the man insanely before he ran forwards ready to share the pain with one of the three jonin, the psychotic man swung his scythe towards Sayuri, who jumped back as a pillar of sand shot out of the ground blocking the triple bladed weapon from hitting her.

"Thanks Gaia-chan," said Sayuri as she landed.

"Ranton Reizā Sākasu (Storm Style Laser Circus)" called Darui launching a halo of energy around his hands before five bolts of lightning shot out of the ring towards Hidan hitting the immortal Jashinist dead centre of his chest making him spasm for a moment before his already insane smirk grew further.

"Oh that's good, I like that, let's see what else you have up your sleeves," cackled Hidan as he pulled his scythe back and began running towards the three ninja once more.

"Gin Ame No jutsu (Silver Rain Jutsu)" called Gaia silver partials shooting out of the canister on her back ad shooting forwards towards Hidan trying to slow the man down but he didn't seem to care as silver flew into his flesh piercing his arms, legs and chest.

"Owww fuck mmmmmm pain I LOVE IT," grinned the insane man as he ran forwards. Gaia quickly pointed her hand straight at the man stopping him dead in his tracks.

"What the hell did you do to me you little bitch?" snarled the insane man.

"You're the stupid one who didn't avoid my metal which is now in your body and I can control it so you're now stuck," declared Gaia with a smirk.

"Oh that's how this works," smirked Hidan as he slowly began to force himself to move forwards.

"Katon Hono Sutorīmu No Jutsu (Fire Release Blaze Stream Jutsu)," called Sayuri launching a stream of fire straight at Hidan, the Jutsu hit the insane jashinist engulfing him in flames, making him scream out in pain, the pained screams lasted for several moments, until Hidan leapt out of the flames.

"WHAT?" questioned Gaia, she tried to once more force him back with her metal.

"Sucks to be you it melted in the flames" said Hidan jumping up to bring his scythe down on Gaia who on instinct forced her sand up to block the attack and in an instant Gaia pulled out Raijin and sliced through the pole of the scythe before her sand wrapped around the triple bladed segment and crushed it.

"YOU BITCH THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SCYTHE" roared Hidan jumping back from Gaia before he lunged towards her attempting to stab her with the sliced end of his scythe pole.

#With Samui and Naruto#

Samui In her wolf form charged at the Shinobi in front of them.

"She needs to be careful that is Kakuzu The Elementalist," thought Naruto as he ran forwards jumping into the air where his Nodachi reformed in his hand and he brought the weapon down on the S-rank Shinobi who had jumped back from the blond haired Kumo girl and blocked Naruto's blade with his arm, which had turned a dark grey colour, once the blade was drawn back no marks were left of it.

"What's your deal Girly you and I have never met before?" questioned Kakuzu.

"YOU KILLED MY BROTHER," yelled Samui running forwards at the man who quickly threw off his cloak, and out of his back shot four creatures all looking to be made out of threads with masks imitating faces.

"You'll have to be more specific girl I have killed many brothers," said Kakuzu with a smirk indicating he was having fun tormenting her.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH, KUMO SHINOBI, TEN YEARS AGO, BLOND, FIRE AFFINITY," yelled Samui charging forwards at Kakuzu.

"Bansho Ten'in (Universal Pull)," called Naruto yanking the werewolf form of the girl back from Kakuzu just in time to avoid a lightning bolt and a fist.

"Ah yes him quite the little trouble maker that one I was after his sensei but that little bastard wouldn't let me do my job," declared Kakuzu

"I know this means a lot to you Umi-chan but you have to calm down you get angry and your attacks get sloppy," said Naruto to the girl. Samui took a few deep breaths to calm herself down, Naruto threw his hand out to the side as a dragon of water flew at the duo from one of the masks, Naruto turned and glared at Kakuzu as the chakra was absorbed from the water dragon. Kakuzu looked at Naruto surprized until he saw the Rinnegan.

"Shoton Kesshō Mori (Crystal Style Crystal Lance)," called Naruto a large lance of crystal forming around his arm before he ran forwards at Kakuzu, jumping into the air Naruto attempted to stab the man, key word, attempted as once of the thread creature jumped between the two and grabbed the lance on Naruto's hand, and before the creature could do anything Naruto jumped back from his lance.

"Oh a Shoton user I thought you were all wiped out I may need to steal your heart once we're done with you," said Kakuzu.

"No way man, I have nothing against people that swing that way but I'm not one of them," said Naruto confusing Kakuzu for a moment until then he thought over what he had said.

"I didn't mean that in that way you dirty little brat," declared Kakuzu his face red with rage.

"Sure you didn't, hey I don't judge," said Naruto with a smirk.

"I'm NOT GAY BRAT," yelled the man his fist shooting out from his body as it flew towards Naruto.

"Chiton Chi No Ha (Blood Style Blood Blade)," called Naruto throwing his arms out to the side as curved blades of blood shot out of his skin and hardened before the blond sliced through the threads still connecting Kakuzu to his hand.

Samui who had turned back to her human form ran forwards both of her Tanto's making their way into her hands one sparking the other flaming she ran towards Kakuzu only for her to get less than halfway to him before two of the thread creatures appeared in front of her one with blue markings on its mask the other having green markings.

"Get out of my way you bastards" growled Samui, only for them both to open their mouths and one shot out several bullets of air while the other shot out several orbs of water.

"Kaminari enjin (Lightning Flame Blade)" called Samui swinging both blades in a cross arc sending out elemental waves that flew forwards cancelling out the jutsus of the masks.

Samui ran forwards her two blades still engulfed in both her elements running up to the green marked mask Samui sliced into the threads with her lightning blade before jumping upwards, spinning her flame blade in her hand so it was in a reverse grip stabbing the blade into and through the mask stopping the thread creature dead in its tracks and just to be sure Samui swung upwards flipping over the head of the creature stabbing her lightning sword into the top of the creature making the blade stab into whatever was behind the mask.

As Samui fell to the ground the threads and mask did to revealing behind the mask and under the threads was a heart.

As Naruto ran towards Kakuzu his blood blades at his side the blond noticed out of the corner of his eyes that more threads were diving out to where the man's hand was. Naruto noticing this formed a saw blade like tail from his tail bone to once more slice the threads of the man's arm.

Naruto jumped into the air brining his blood blade down on Kakuzu, however before Naruto could even connect his technique he had to activate his Petra path to absorb the chakra from a lightning bolt that came out of nowhere, which gave the multi masked Shinobi time to jump away avoiding Naruto's attack. Once Naruto landed he turned to the thread creatures glaring.

"Hanabira No Arashi (Petal Storm)," called Naruto directing his petal swarm with his hands towards the thread creature which despite being so large was rather nimble, however so was Naruto.

"Bansho Ten'in (Universal Pull)," called Naruto his hand pointing to the handle of Kubikiribocho which quickly flew out of the ground and towards Naruto who caught the weapon perfectly by the handle, and in an instant Naruto had come up with a plan reaching his free hand into a pouch attached to his belt the blond pulled out a pile of ice blue dust, Naruto ran towards the thread creatures and once he was close he threw the powder at the creature and as soon as the icey blue dust hit the threads it turned into a large chunk of ice stopping the now not so nimble creature from moving and then with a slice of Kubikiribocho Naruto sliced through the creature.

With a dull thud a second masked heart fell to the ground, slamming his foot into it the mask and heart shattered and squished under his foot.

Alright People chapter over

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anyway so this chapter we had the start of the fights between Naruto's team Plus Durai Minus Haku against the Immortal Duo

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