I Don't Own Naruto


Naruto stood in front of Mizuki the two of them stood in a clearing just outside the gates of Konoha having followed the man from the Hokage tower after he observed Mizuki sneaking around with a scroll on his back.

"For the crime of treason by stealing the forbidden scroll you Chunin Mizuki are sentenced to death" Declared Naruto.

"Ha what's a genin like you going to do to me a chunin?" questioned Mizuki arrogantly.

"Oiroke No Jutsu (Sexy Jutsu)" called Naruto who was bathed in smoke and once it cleared there stood Narumi glaring at Mizuki.

"Really you use that stupid transformation technique?" questioned Mizuki raising an eyebrow at the transformed boy.

Narumi simply flicked her hands out to the side letting her tessen slide into her fingers and with a flick they were unfurled. Narumi flicked her wrists while sending futon chakra to her hands sending out a wave of futon chakra out of both of her fans straight towards Mizuki. The two waves formed one X shaped wave that flew twice as fast towards the chunin who quickly jumped out of the way of the incoming attack.

"You little shit" growled Mizuki pulling a fuma shuriken off his back before throwing the giant metal star towards Narumi who quickly Kawarimi-ed with a leaf letting the steel star stick straight into the ground.

"Damn it where'd that little bastard get to?" muttered Mizuki looking around, that was when a wave of Futon chakra knocked him out of the tree and onto the ground but before Narumi could follow up on her attack Mizuki flipped backwards getting out of the girl's Taijutsu range.

"You're no match for me you little daemon" said Mizuki arrogantly. Narumi charged forwards diving into a slicing motion across Mizuki's neck with her iron edged fan, Mizuki leaned back avoiding his neck being slit, only for Narumi's second fan to come in at his face folded up and smacked him in the face, this slap caused Mizuki to falter for a second but it was enough for Narumi to flip into a handstand split kick kicking Mizuki in the face breaking his nose causing the man to stumble back

"You bastard you broke my fucking nose" growled Mizuki clutching his broken nose, Narumi pushed off of the ground and landed about twenty metres away from Mizuki only to lop her folded up fan straight at the man's jugular, the silver haired Chunin slapped the weapon away however in his rage he failed to notice that Narumi had followed her thrown weapon and as it registered that Narumi was in front of him it was already too late and Narumi's open fan glided across the flesh of Mizuki's neck leaving a scarlet line behind, and with that Mizuki dropped to the ground and died in an ever-growing pool of his own blood.

The redhead then realised what she did and looked at her hands as Mizuki's blood dropped onto her hands from her fan and then the girl dropped to her knees.

"I-I killed a man" muttered Narumi as she looked at the blood on her hands and began to shake.

"Narumi-chan" called a voice from behind the kneeling girl, Narumi slowly turned her head to see Yugao out of the corner of her eye it was then that the purple haired ANBU noticed the young redhead was shaking and there was blood and tears on her face, Yugao's eyes locked on the downed body of Mizuki and then she put two and two together.

"Narumi-chan it's ok you did what you had to" said Yugao stepping forwards only to stop as a red blur shot to her and latched onto her.

"B-b-b-b-but Yugao-S-s-s-sensei I-I-I-I killed him" sobbed Narumi clutching onto her sensei.

"And if you didn't he would have killed you not to mention got away with the forbidden scroll" said Yugao reassuringly rubbing circles in her student's back.

For the next few moments neither one moved Narumi just knelt there crying on Yugao's shoulder but after a few moments the red haired nin recovered enough that she stood back from her sensei and a smile graced her features.

"T-thanks Yugao-sensei" said Narumi.

"Anytime Narumi-chan" said Yugao with a smile. Narumi then quickly collected her Tessen and let them fall into the hidden places in her sleaves before releasing the Jutsu leaving Naruto in her place.

"We should get this back to Hokage-sama" said Naruto picking up the scroll which he slung over his shoulder. Yugao nodded and she picked up Mizuki's body because she like everyone else who had been informed of the scroll's theft were told to bring back the thief alive or dead. The two quickly left the clearing.


#Hokage's Office#

Hiruzen sat in his office he had just seen Yugao and Naruto and now waited for them to return before he could get back to forming the genin teams he had sent a few ANBU out to tell those hunting the scroll thief that it had been recovered and that the Jonin wishing to be sensei were to return to the Hokage's office in an hour.

It took all of five minutes for the ANBU and the Genin to walk into his office with the scroll of sealing and the body of the traitor.

"I believe this is yours Jiji" said Naruto handing the man the scroll.

"I thank you for it's recovery Naruto you will be given the equivalent of a B-rank mission pay for the apprehension of a traitor and the return of the scroll of seals" said Hiruzen with a smile as Naruto handed him the scroll. Once the aged Kage had the scroll he smiled to Naruto.

"Now off you go Naruto you need your sleep you have a big day tomorrow" said Hiruzen, Naruto nodded before leaving.

"Bye Jiji, Yugao-sensei" said Naruto as he walked out of the room. Once he was gone Hiruzen turned to Yugao with a serious look on his aged face.

"Report" ordered the aged Kage.

"After we were dispatched I sensed fighting in the outer forests upon following the chakra flares I came across Genin Narumi Uzumaki on the ground crying with Chunin Mizuki face down in a pool of his own blood from what I gathered from my interactions with Narumi Naruto saw Mizuki with the scroll as he left the tower and understanding the importance of the scroll followed after Mizuki however once he caught up to him a fight broke out between the two of them where Naruto using the Oiroke No Jutsu Transformed into Narumi and fought Mizuki killing him with her two tessen that was all I was able to deduce from what I saw when I arrived moments after the fight ended" declared Yugao in a professional tone.

"Thank you ANBU Neko dismissed" said Hiruzen and with that Yugao vanished in a swirl of leaves


#An Hour Later#

Hiruzen sat in his chair while breathing in smoke from his pipe in front of him stood several of his best Jonin, Kakashi Who was surprisingly on time for once, Kurenai, Asuma, Anko, Hayate, Genma and several others. Hiruzen blew out a puff of smoke as he observed them all.

"Alright you lot we all know why we're here so let's hear it what teams do you have in mind?" questioned Hiruzen looking at the jonin.

"I would like to request a team comprised of Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi" said Asuma stepping forwards.

"Ah the Ino-Shika-Cho trio an excellent choice, are there any objections to this team?" questioned Hiruzen looking at the gathered Jonin seeing no raised hands Hiruzen noted down the team.

"Next" called Hiruzen this time Kurenai stepped forwards.

"I would like to request a team comprised of Shino Aburame, Kiba Inuzuka and Hinata Hyuga" declared the ebony haired beauty.

"A tracking team a splendid idea are there any objections to that?" asked Hiruzen again no-one raised their hand in objection so he noted down the team.

"Next" said Hiruzen Kakashi took a step forwards.

"I request a team of Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno" said Kakashi.

"A heavy hitting assault team interesting any objections?" questioned Hiruzen and to his mild surprize he did have an objection.

"Yes Anko what is your objection?" questioned Hiruzen pointing to the purple haired Kunoichi.

"As I have been friends with Naruto Uzumaki for several years now I wish to say there is no way that team would work" said Anko she then got a gesture from Hiruzen to continue so she did.

"Sasuke Uchiha has both a superiority and interiority complex and the Haruno worships the ground Sasuke Uchiha walks across and both of them despise Naruto and the feeling is mutual and as one of the highest priority virtues of our village's teams is teamwork it would be counterproductive to put the three of them together" said Anko

"And you have a better idea for a team?" questioned Hiruzen.

"Well yes actually I do" said Anko as a smirk spread across her face.


#The Next Morning Academy#

Naruto sat in his usual spot in the back of the academy next to Kalina and the window with Mikari on the other side of Kalina it was just about time for the bell to go signalling the start of the day all of the class was sitting in the room with everyone talking amongst themselves excluding Sasuke who had settled for brooding.

Iruka walked into the classroom just as the bell went.

"Well good morning to all of you today is the day you get assigned your teams…" said Iruka as he went into a big lecture about being proud shinobi and Kunoichi of Konoha which he finished in about twenty minutes.

"Alright everyone the moment you've all been waiting for" declared Iruka holding it for a moment to build the suspense.

"The team assignments team one will consist of…" said Iruka Naruto however zoned out until his name was called.

"Team Six will consist of Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha" called Iruka making Naruto lift his head.

"Kalina Jigoku" said Iruka, Naruto turned to his teammate with a smile.

"And Mikari Kuraikage" declared Iruka both all three of the genin looked at each other and grinned

"And your sensei will be Anko Mitarashi" said Iruka, now that made the genin grin even more, and before Iruka could speak further Anko burst through the door.

"Team six with me lets go" declared Anko in her usual hyperactive nature.

"Um Anko you're early" said Iruka.

"Don't care the Gakis and I have places to be" said Anko before giving the come here motion to her team and with that Mikari, Kalina and Naruto ran down the stairs from their seats and out of the room following Anko who lead them out of the building passed Kurenai and several other jonin in the hallway as they went passed.

"Alright Gakis Forest of Death ten minutes" declared Anko once all of them were outside before she vanished in a swirl of leaves, Naruto turned to his two teammates and nodded and all three took off running towards the forest of death.


#Several Minutes Later#

The three genin landed at gate one of the forest of death where they all saw Anko kicking back on the top of the gate to the forest.

"Well done you lot seven minutes" said Anko with a grin as she looked at the team she knew would do well.

"So what now Anko-sensei?" questioned Naruto.

"Well I'm glad you asked Naruto normally the teams would waste this time getting to know each other but given we've all known each other long enough I feel we can just skip that" said Anko.

"And move onto?" questioned Mikari.

"Well again the next step is the true genin test a test assigned by the Sensei to test your skills and your teamwork but again I've known you long enough that you three would rather off yourselves then turn on each other and I know about your little group training so I know that you lot have a reasonable amount of skill so congrats you pass my test it's official we're team six" declared Anko.


Alright people chapter over

OK so anyone who reviews this chapter in the next few days either with a query or something that needs a reply i apologize as i will more than likely not reply for a while as i am going camping for the next few days

now we have teams formed so yay

i'm sorry if the lack of a test made this chapter a little anticlimactic but lets face it Anko knows the genin in her team and knows how well they work so yeah

Well not much else to say so

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