I Don't Own Naruto


The three Konoha teams were tree hopping their way back to Konoha, they had been traveling for about an hour now away from the land of hot water, Anko who was in the lead stopped making everyone else stop.

"What is it Anko-sensei?" questioned Naruto who stood just behind the woman who held her arm out as a messenger hawk flew down and landed on the outstretched limb.

"Anko-chan?" questioned Kurenai hopping up beside he friend who rolled up the scroll she had been reading.

"Alright you lot change of plans" said Anko turning around facing the other two jonin along with the nine genin.

"What do you mean Youthful Anko-san?" questioned Guy.

"It seems Kakashi got his dumb ass in trouble, Hokage-sama said he and his team took a C-rank mission and Kakashi has requested backup and given we're closest to land of waves Hokage-sama has decided to send all of us to back up Kakashi" declared Anko, before Anko changed her direction of travel and the whole lot of them headed towards the ocean.


#Several Hours Later#

The three teams had all just crossed the water into the land of waves the genin incapable of walking across by themselves got a piggyback by a Naruto clone and now all twelve ninja were on a misty shore line with the sounds of a battle not too far off in the distance with a quick nod Anko followed by her team then Kurenai and her team followed finally by Guy's team quickly took off towards the sounds.

Within several moments all twelve ninja burst into a clearing just in time to see two people vanish in a swirl of leaves.

"Anko, Guy, Kurenai you three are my backup?" questioned Kakashi turning to face the three Jonin.

"Yes but Hokage-sama has requested I take over leadership" said Anko pulling out a scroll and lobbing it to Kakashi, who caught the scroll before promptly falling flat on his face, Anko raised an eyebrow before walking over to the downed jonin and checked for a pulse.

"It's chakra exhaustion Sensei" said Naruto before Anko even got to Kakashi.

"Ok then you brats are in charge of carrying your sensei" said Anko pointing to Kakashi's team from which the two dark haired pail skinned boys walked forwards and each took one of Kakashi's arms and threw it over their shoulders. Anko then turned to the client.

"Your house nearby?" questioned Anko.

"Yeah just on the other side of town" said the man nodding, Anko nodded to him and he began to lead them towards his home.

It only took about twenty minutes to get to the man's home walking inside they were greeted by a blue haired woman introduced to the ninja as Tsunami.

"I'm Sorry Ninja-sans but there is no way that we will be able to house you all" said Tsunami sheepishly.

"That's no problem we only need for you to accommodate our comrade here" said Anko gesturing to the unconscious Kakashi.

"The rest of us will stay in the woods nearby" said Anko getting a nod from Tsunami who lead the two conscious males of Team Seven away to find a place for Kakashi, once he was safe the rest of the ninja left the house for a while to set up their tents.

"Alright everyone I think we need to set up a schedule for who's guarding Tazuna at the bridge, who's guarding Tsunami and who's training" declared Anko.

"A most Excellent Idea Anko-san" said Guy.

"Wait you said Protecting Tazuna, Protecting Tsunami and Training what about relaxing surely with all of this we'd need time to wind down?" questioned Sakura, Naruto, Kalina, Mikari, Anko, Kurenai and Tenten had to resist the urge to face palm.

"Girly the relaxing is the guard duty" declared Anko getting a shocked look from Sakura.

"Now I think to start with you will all spar, so we can see who needs the most work in the training" said Anko.

"Who's first?" questioned Kurenai.

"Well let's start with I don't know … Kalina and pinkey" said Anko.

"What me?" questioned Sakura pointing to herself.

"Well I don't see anyone else fitting that description Pinkey" taunted Kalina stepping forwards.

"Whoa girl not so close to the camp" said Anko, Kalina nodded to her sensei before the whole group walked into a second nearby clearing, where Kalina and Sakura stepped forwards, Sakura with a confident look on her face while Kalina's features held a bored expression.

"You're going down now Kalina" declared Sakura, Kalina simply yawned looking down at her fingernails.

"Alright ready you two?" questioned Anko looking between her student and Kakashi's both of whom nodded.

"Ok then begin" said Anko.

Kalina stood still arms crossed partially leaning backwards, Sakura however charged forwards with her fist cocked back.

"I'll end this in one punch" declared the pink haired girl as she ran at Kalina who simply moved to the side before slamming her knee into the pink haired girl's gut making her drop to the ground unconscious.

"Well that was anti-climactic" said Anko kicking the downed girl to try and rouse her, with no luck.

"*Sigh* who's next?" questioned Anko.

"I would like to see Naruto-kun's flames of youth clash with those of one of my students" said Guy.

"Alright perhaps Naruto should face mister white eyed and brooding over there" said Anko pointing to Guy's Hyuga student.

"There would be no point any match between me and Uzumaki-san I would be fated to win" declared Neji arrogantly.

"Well then fate boy all the more point" declared Naruto pushing off the tree he had been leaning on and walking to the centre of the clearing, Neji walked up and stood opposite him.

"You're going to lose" declared Neji as his Byakugan flared to life.

"You keep telling yourself that" declared Naruto pulling both his swords off his back letting his own Dojutsu flare to life.

"Alright you two begin" called Anko.

Neji launched from his position at Naruto who stood there and let shadows wrap around him leaving black markings on his face, just as Neji drew close enough to throw a strike a shadow claw lunged out of Naruto's shadow up at Neji forcing the genin back.

"You all might want to stand back for this" declared Naruto looking at the spectators who all nodded and stepped back several metres before Naruto tossed his second Katana up into the Air.

"Neji, you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into" declared Naruto as he charged forwards both hands on Eiga channelling his chakra into the blade which he held low, in the air above them Naruto's second katana exploded sending the other blades raining down on the two ninja as the first one hit the ground Naruto swung Eiga up at Neji.

"Getsuga Tenshō (Moon Fang Heaven-Piercer)" called Naruto sending a shockwave of chakra out at Neji who was launched back and into the air from the attack, as Neji sailed through the air katanas rained down on the clearing and unfortunately for Neji flying backwards in the air he was helpless as the blades rained down. However he was lucky enough that only seven fell down on him all of them glancing off cutting only at most half an inch deep before they fell to the ground, unfortunately for Neji Naruto wasn't done, the blond charged forwards once more, catching one of the falling blades in his free hand Naruto leapt forwards spinning sideways bringing his unnamed blade down on Neji who had only just landed slicing his chest about an inch deep from his shoulder to his hip, before spinning around and with Eiga giving the arrogant Hyuga a matching scar from his other shoulder to hip leaving a X shaped scar on the genin's chest as blood poured out of the wound.

"Alright that's enough" said Anko causing Naruto to stand down while Guy, Hinata, Lee and Tenten rushed to Neji's side, Naruto walked over to Neji before pulling out a scroll from his back pocket and laying it on the ground, the blond then unfurled it to reveal several sealing matrices Naruto then pumped chakra into one unsealing the contents or at least part of them as two pieces of paper now sat atop the sealing matrix, Naruto put the pieces of paper on his palms before channelling a large burst of chakra to his palms where the chakra formed a shell around his hands the chakra after a moment turned a dull green, Naruto then knelt next to Neji before running his green glowing hands over the cuts on Neji, the genin watched in wonder as the cuts began to stitch themselves shut.

"I didn't know you knew medical Ninjutsu Naruto" said Kurenai.

"I don't I'm using conversion seals to convert my normal chakra into medical chakra" declared Naruto as he finished healing Neji's wounds.

"Who's next?" questioned Anko.

"I want to fight blondie" declared Sasuke stepping forwards, Anko looked over at Naruto who rolled his eyes and nodded

"Alright you two ready?" questioned Anko getting a nod from Naruto and a 'hn' from Sasuke.

"Then go" Ordered Anko.

"Taint My Blades With The Shadows Of The Underworld EIGA" called Naruto stabbing his blade into the ground his shadow shooting out and connecting to all of the other Katanas in the clearing before engulfing them in shadows after which the shadows fell away revealing the blades had turned into Eiga like blades. Sasuke then went to grab one of the blades only for his hand to phase through the hilt.

"What the hell?" questioned Sasuke trying again only for the results to remain the same.

"Eiga and the blades she taints only respond to me" declared Naruto with a grin as he ran forwards picking up a second blade, Sasuke leapt back pulling out a pair of kunai ready to block the strikes the blond sent his way, however to Sasuke's surprize Naruto lobbed his second blade at Sasuke, the black haired boy barely dodged out of the way before Naruto appeared where his thrown blade had been mid swing, Sasuke ducked under the slice before flipping backwards as Naruto landed on the ground.

"Katon Gōkakyū no Jutsu (Fire Style Fireball Jutsu)" called Naruto the second his foot touched the forest floor sending out a fireball that flew at Sasuke who's eyes widened and once more was forced to jumped out of the way.

"Suiton Teppōdama (Water Style Gun Shot)" Called Naruto launching three high pressure water shots at his kinsman, the black haired Uchiha once more was forced to dodge an attack from Naruto who before he could blink was upon him with a pair of blades both being brought down on his head, Sasuke quickly brought up his kunai to block the attacks, only for the Naruto in front of him to burst into smoke and the Uchiha to be punted through the air courtesy of the real Naruto who appeared behind Sasuke who was now barely standing, Naruto had two swords in his hands, Naruto ran at Sasuke before slamming one of the blades into Sasuke but not so it would cut not yet anyway the sword just stuck where Naruto placed it. Naruto quickly substituted with another blade before picking up another pair which he charged forwards and placed on Sasuke, bringing the total up to three, Naruto then in a flash doubled the total and made it six with another three well placed blades and this kept going until there was fifteen then he jumped back and with his original blade he slammed the katana blade down into the hilt of one the many hilts on the blades and it was at this point everyone realised the blades were arranged in such a way that when one was hit it would hit the next which would hit the next and so on until it looped around to the last one hitting the first one and starting all over again, so for the next twenty seconds Sasuke looked like he was having a seizure, then the blades lost their momentum and fell to the floor and not a second later so did Sasuke.


Here we go chapter over

So we have the entire group of teams 6, 8 and 9 backing up team seven in the wave now

someone pointed out to me last week that there have been barely any fights with Naruto as Naruto and for that i apologize just with me writing stories concurrently they just sort of blur at times

not really much else to this chapter so

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