A/N: I think I'll die from all the things I have to study and I failed two tests, which means I have just one last opportunity to reach the final exam. Still I love university. See the end of the chapter for more author notes.
Magical girl lyrical Nanoha does not belongs to me and it will never be, no matter what I'm studying and what I'll work after.
"Nanoha-san time to wake up" Linith-san said while entering in my room.
"But it's 7 AM…" I whined I want to sleep more. Does everyone in this house wakes up this early?
"Everyone in this family wakes up at 7 AM Nanoha-san" Linith-san said. Wait did she read my mind or something?!
"Ah… what? What?! Why so early?!"
"Because… I don't even know that myself" She told me with a confused face "Anyways Nanoha-san please get out of your bed otherwise your young prince will be done with breakfast and you won't be able to spend time together"
"Prince? Who?" I asked.
"Fate of course" Linith replied to me with a kind smile on her face. Fate-chan a prince?! Ha! Don't make me laugh! "Now please hurry up or she'll be meaner than ever with you" Linith put a hand on her hip. I know what that means it means that I'm about to get yelled at.
"Right away…" I replied her while yawning. Oh yeah! It's been a week since I started to live with the Testarossa family they said I'll expend my summer living with them so that I can sympathize with Fate before the wedding. Yep the wedding will happen even if I don't want to.
So here I am walking down stairs to the dining room were Fate is. Sigh. I know I already stated that I don't want to marry Fate, she's so mean towards me and she's always treating me like trash. I insist the worst part is that I think I'm really in love with her oh why me? What did I do to deserve this…? 'Well… you're not a saint yourself Nanoha' A little voice in my head told me… wait what?! 'I mean come on Nanoha you tend to curse a lot'Hey! That was because I was pissed ok? It will not repeat again 'Yeah but what about that time when you and Yunno burned up the science lab of the school, because you claim you could make a rocket-like-thing, hell! you even called it starlight breaker or something like that!' You know what? I'm not talking to you anymore 'But…'Nope shut up!
What was I saying? Oh right I'm living with Fate and her mother now, my parents went back home and I'm left alone here with no friends, no one of my age and Fate is such a bi- 'See my point?'Came the annoying voice again. I m-mean bad person who makes me prefer being in a bed full of nails than talk to her.
I'm dressed with my usual style, which consist in, my white and blue sneakers, my short jeans, a strap pink shirt and my side ponytail. I'm determined to not let the rich people take away my style. No sir! I'll remain being me till the end! I shouted to however would be listening.
"You are late" Said a stern voice to me. More precisely Precia-san's stern voice.
"I think the concept of being late it's-" I was interrupted by Precia-san.
"You are late, don't discuss it with me" She said and then… took a look at me from head to toes, I always feel her eyes registering me, though she always do it. Fate on the other hand just throws a quick glare at me and laughed a little under her breath… is she laughing at me?!
"Mother" Fate spoke, oww I can't help it but I love the way her voice sound "I think you should stop tormenting her and let her take a seat" Wait does Fate just defended me? She tried to help me? There's definitely something suspicious about that, where's the venomous comment where's th- "You know old people can't take standing on their foots forever" And there it is! Hooray. Then Fate looked at me and threw me an amused look. But immediately diverted her attention to the newspaper she was reading. She looks like a little business woman and she looks so hot with the black suit she's dressing… wait why a suit? Never mind I'm still standing in the middle of the dining room, I want to have breakfast!
"You are right Fate, where are my manners? Please Nanoha-san take a sit, besides I'm already leaving" I took a sit beside Fate and Linith-san came and handed me a cup of tea well at least I can have a normal family breakf- wait what?! Precia-san leaves?! Why? Where? When will she return?! I'll be left alone here with Fate?! God! Why you hate me so much?!
"Where are you going this time mother?" Fate asks her without lifting her head to look at her mother. 'Wow she really is rude; she doesn't even look at her mother who's leaving. Heaven knows for how many time' I thought to myself.
"I'm going to France for business, you know to make more money" I think you guys have enough money to feed a whole country…
"Of course I just wanted to know where you are going this time" Fate responds her.
"Anyway I'm leaving" Precia-san announces and then turned to speak to Linith-san "Linith you are in charge of the house" Then she pointed at me and Fate "And prevent those two from doing inappropriate things before marriage" She said firmly, I blushed furiously and take a look at Fate who doesn't even flinched at the comment.
Precia-san made her way out of the house and Linith-san followed after her, leaving me and Fate alones in the kitchen. Well since I'll have to marry her anyways it's better to try to calm things between us a little.
"So…" I began "Does your mother leaves often?" I asked her.
"Do you care about that?" She replied coldly at me.
"W-Well I just want to know if you spend most of the time alone in this mansion" I really want to know if I'm going to be alone with Fate often or what.
"Looks like you woke up very talkative huh?" This time at least she deigned to look at me for briefly 5 seconds to then keep reading the newspaper.
"Well I'm trying to look the bright side to this situation since you and I will have to get married anyw-" Why I'm always being cut?! Why?!
"I bet you didn't have too many people to talk with back at the nursing home" Why does she always… ALWAYS! Have to say such means things to me? I'm just five years older than her…
"Hey I was trying to be nice!" I pouted. Miraculously that made her stop completely reading the newspaper and look at me fully.
"You're right I'm sorry, you're not that old for being in a nursing home" Wow that was fast. I guess she finally learned th- "So I guess you didn't talk to anyone in the jail huh? I mean you're a pedophile so…" Oh go to he-… whatever!
"You know what? I'm done with this. Go and pick another person to insult I'm tired of this!" I stood up and made my way out of the kitchen. I entered my room but then I suddenly remembered one thing. "I didn't eat my breakfast! Nooo!" I shouted hard. Why me? This is all Fate's fault. It's her fault for being so mean to me and so sexy. Wait no I mean… ugh who am I kidding? She's so gorgeous I think I'll pass out.
I heard a knock at my door "Nanoha-san? I'm Linith I brought you your breakfast" Linith you're an angel!
"Sure come in, come in" She entered my room bringing a plate with tea, orange juice, pancakes and cereal. This looks so delicious. I started to eat right away. Linith-san smiled.
"Is there anything more you need Nanoha-san?" She asked me.
"Umm… no I don't think so…" Yeah maybe you can tell me why Fate is so mean with me.
"Are you sure you don't want to know something about Fate-chan? I mean she's your future wife" I choked. Seriously I'm starting to think that Linith-san really can read minds. I looked at her with surprise; she just giggled a little, grabbed a chair and took a sit in front of me.
"Well first of all I want to know why-" But the bell door ringing interrupted me… WHY THE HELL I'M ALWAYS BEING INTERRUPTED!
"Sorry Nanoha-san, we'll talk later. In the meantime finish your breakfast please" Linith-san politely said and then made her way out of my room.
I guess this will be a way too long period of time living here. I wonder for how long Precia-san is going to be in France? I finished my breakfast just in time because I heard a knock in my door; I stood up and went to open it. Surprisingly it was Fate.
"What is it?" I asked her. She just looked at me with her serious face.
"I need you to come downstairs with me now" She said and I followed her.
"Aren't you going to tell me why you need me?" I asked her I mean… in one instant she treats me like if I were turd and the next she needs me.
"There's someone who wants to meet you so I got no other option. Believe me, the last thing I want it's to spend time with you" She coldly told me without even look at me. Well I'm walking behind her anyway but still…
"Who?" I asked but realization hit me when I remembered I'm dressing way too informal, since all of her friends must be rich "Wait Fate I'm not wearing appropriately!"
"Don't worry even if you look like a stripper they won't care, besides after this meeting it's probably that we'll go for a boat ride" Oh my gosh a boat ride?! I've never been in a boat! This is so exciting! Wait… did Fate said I look like a stripper?! That's so rude! Well it could have been worst.
"What do you mean by that?!" I asked her beginning to get angry.
"Just what I meant, you look like a stripper… an old one though"
"You little brat!" I shouted her. Honestly can't we have any civilized conversation for once?!
"Actually I think you look more like a hooker but I've better keep that to myself" Then she stopped in her tracks and turned to look at me grinning mischievously "Ups… did I say that out loud?"
I remained angry in silent for the rest of the walk to the backyard because I know if I replied we'll be in a no ending discussion. When we got there I saw two figures sitting around a table, as we approached they stood up. I distinguish a tall blonde woman and a shorter woman beside her with dark brown hair. When we arrived the table I noticed that the both of them have blue eyes. 'Well now that's a coincidence…' I thought to myself.
"Hello~ I'm Hayate Yagami" Said the shorter woman with dark brown hair. She was wearing shorts color beige, a white T-shirt and brown sandals. Also she looks like a raccoon. Well Yunno-kun looks like a ferret though. Then she pointed to the blonde next to her who was wearing a yellow skirt, a light blue blouse and white sandals. "This is my wonderful wife Carim Gracia" The blonde woman bowed I did it too because of respect of course… wait… her wife?! I'll ask later because they are looking at me, why's that… oh! Right! I haven't introduced myself.
"I'm Nanoha Takamachi" I said sheepishly. Fate just huffed. I looked at her with a face that says 'what did I do wrong this time'. But she just shrugged it off.
"It is a real pleasure to finally meet you Takamachi-san" Said politely Carim-san. By the way she talks she reminds me of a saint.
"P-Please Nanoha is fine" I told them.
"Well then in that case I'll call you Nanoha-chan. Is that okay with you?" Asked me Hayate-chan.
"S-Sure why not?"
"Awesome!" The short woman said, then looked at Fate "Fate-chan your future wife rocks!"
"You like her? Then she's yours… keep her as a pet" Fate said. Honestly this child!
"Now, now" Started Carim-san "There's no need to be so rude with your future wife Fate-san"
"Carim-san I remember clearly saying that I don't want to get married, especially if I have to marry an old woman like her" That's it I felt two veins popping out of my brow.
"Who do you think you are calling old?!" I shouted and then I wounded an arm around Fate's neck and started to bump her head. I forgot that Hayate-chan and Carim-san were watching but in that moment I was super concentrated on bumping Fate's head.
"Ow, ow! Stop it!" Fate pleaded. Oh yeah I'm in charge of the situation now.
"Apologize to me then!"
"Whaaat? No way!"
"I won't stop then!"
"Ow! Ok ok I'm sorry!" Fate finally apologized to me and I released my grip on her neck. She adjusted her suit and her hair.
"Well… what do we learn?" I asked her smiling victoriously.
"That you're a dangerous old grandma"
"Great now we ca- WHAT?!" I shouted and just when I was about to start the little fight with Fate again, Hayate-chan started laughing.
"Honestly guys… you're too much… too much…" Hayate said in between laughs. Even Carim-san was giggling a little! Then Hayate looked at her wife and commented "See Carim? I told you that the future wife of Fate-chan must be stubborn as hell".
"Indeed my love, she is stubborn" Carim-san said while nodding. I must say two things. First yes I'm stubborn and second I was blushing furiously not only for the compliment… that was a compliment right? Also because I just realized that I lose my composure in front of the persons I just met. Oh my god… what do they'll think about me now?!
"Hayate" Fate interrupted my train of thought "Come with me please I need to talk something with you" Hayate nodded and gave Carim-san a peck on the lips which made Carim-san blush a little. Fate looked at me and Carim-san and said "Carim-san I hope you won't get bored talking with Takamachi while you wait for your knight to come back" Well at least she didn't call me 'old' or 'grandma' that's an advance.
"Fate-san please don't be so rude towards your future wife" Carim politely said. I think I like her.
Fate just huffed "I'll think about it maybe" After saying that Fate and Hayate made her way entering the house.
"So… tell me about you Nanoha-san" Carim-san smiled at me.
"Well… to begin with, my family is not rich so I don't know why they arranged this marriage I mean our last name it's not even known" I said a little sad.
"Oh dear that has an explanation but I think I'm not the right person to talk about that with you. The only thing I can say is that it has to do with Fate's father" Carim-san told me. Fate's father? That reminds me I haven't seen him around the mansion.
"Is he traveling?" I asked sheepishly but I also wanted to ask if he's like Fate and Precia-san or if at least he's nice.
"Unfortunately Fate's father and her sister died in a car accident a few years ago" Carim-san told me. She had a sister too?! Poor Fate no wonder why she's the way she is… but that doesn't allows her to treat me like horse sh- 'Language' The voice in my head appeared. You again? Men leave me alone already!
"Really? Now you really have to tell me about that"
"I'm sorry but I can't like I said before I'm not the right person to talk about that". I sighed. Looks like I have to discover some things by my own then.
"Don't worry I understand. So anyways you and Hayate-chan?" I asked but I think I didn't ask well I just hope she understands me.
"It was an arrangement yes but I'm happy because Hayate is a great person"
"I see… well I wish Fate was more like Hayate then" I said a little disappointed. You know it's sad when the person you love treats you so bad. Sniff.
"But they do have something in common"
"Really?"
"Yes, the age. Hayate is 16 years old just like Fate" Seriously?! Wait… maybe Carim-san it's also younger than me! "And you and I have the same age Nanoha-san. I'm 21 years old"
"Wow and Hayate doesn't tease you about that?" I have to ask because you know.
"Sometimes but nothing compares to the treat Fate gives you" Haha… dammit.
"Nyahaha…" I tried to laugh so that Carim-san won't notice the change of mood "But I'll resist don't worry. If any I'm glad to marry a girl because we won't be able to consummate the marriage, with children I mean" Honestly that's really a relief.
"Who says you won't be able to do that?" Carim-san asked me with a serious look on her eyes.
"Eh? What do you mean?"
"Fate has an 'extra part' so you guys can totally consummate the marriage" She stated. No f… way!
"Seriously?!" I asked losing my cool. This can't be possible. Why me?! Oh god that's pure irony! This is enough prove that I'm a really bad luck person! Oh why, why the irony!
All of a sudden Carim-san started to laugh. I don't see how this is funny my life is totally ruined now… more than before.
"I'm so sorry Nanoha-san" Carim said while wiping her tears. "Hayate told me it would be funny to tease you like that". Honestly why does everyone like to tease me? I mean do I have some poster in my face that says 'Tease me'? I just want to know why?!
Just when I was internally screaming and cursing my luck Fate and Hayate came back from inside the house. I must say that I was staring like a dumb to Fate because she was now wearing black shorts, a yellow T-shirt and red sneakers. She looks so different from her usual self… with sneakers Fate has my height maybe a little taller but it passes unnoticed.
"Stop staring at me you perv" Perv?! What the hell she'll be my wife in some time. I have my right to look at her!
"Who's looking at you?" I bit back.
"You because you're a pedo" She responded.
"If I were a pedo I wouldn't be interested in you!" That's a lie! I will totally be interested on you!
"Yeah right… anyways we're going to take a ride in Hayate's boat" Fate said. Carim-san and I stood up and we all started to walk towards a car. Wait why?
"How far are we going to go?" I asked Fate even if I know she'll reply harshly at me but I don't care.
"We're going to the lake, it's not too far from here" Surprisingly she replied calmly without being rude.
"Who'll drive?" I asked her since she's being so nice.
"Carim-san since Hayate hasn't has a license yet"
We entered Hayate's car it was a green four-wheel truck, Carim-san sat on the driver sit, Hayate-chan sat beside her, while me and Fate sat together on the back. The trip to the lake was pretty fast and without noticing we were already there.
"Here we are" Announced Hayate-chan "Look over there Nanoha-chan" She pointed to a certain boat "That's my boat" She then came closer to my ear and said "It was a present from Fate-chan when I turned 15 years old". I thought that was pretty kind considering how Fate is.
And then, we entered the boat and spend the whole afternoon on the boat. In the end we returned to the Testarossa mansion and Hayate and Carim said goodbye to us.
"That was so much fun" I commented to Fate.
"Whatever" She responded to me.
"You know… you could try being a little more gentle towards me you know? Since we're going to get married anyway…"
"You know what? You're right" She said and then made her way to her room.
Did I just make an advanced? Fate will start to treat me gently? I knew that I could make her be gentle. I went to my room, put on my pajamas and then drifted off to sleep.
The next morning I woke up feeling extremely hot 'What the…' I opened up my eyes and on my bed there was like twenty blankets! I'm not kidding! To complete the combo there was a heater on my room turned on at full power! What in the world is this?!
I woke up all sweaty and didn't even bother to take a shower because I furiously made my way towards Fate's room to scold her for this!
"Fate! Open the door right now!" I shouted from outside her bedroom.
"Right away" I heard footsteps and the door opened. Damn she looks even hotter in her pajamas…
"What's the meaning of what's in my room?!"
Why? I thought old people needed heat since it looks like they're always feeling cold" She simply responded to me.
"Seriously Fate you're cracking my nerves" I felt like all of my veins popping out from my brow.
"Really? I'm so sorry Takamachi that might be bad for your health. I hope you won't get a heart attack from this" She started to laugh under her breath.
"Fate! I'm dead serious!" I shouted.
"What were we arguing about?" She asked me so calmly all of a sudden.
"Wha… huh?"
"You forgot? See my point you're old, wait if you forgot it does that mean I'm free of guilt" She happily said. This girl! When she's not being rude, she's teasing me!
I opened my mouth to reply to her but I decided not to and made my way to my room again. In there I sat in the bed and started to think about everything and I only get to one conclusion.
I'm a frickin masochist.
A/N: So this was chapter two I repeat I'm not good in comedy or at least I doubt myself a lot with that topic.
For the ones who might be wondering about my other story, don't worry I'm planning on update this weekend or in between the week I can't give a date.
Now time to respond some reviews:
Luffy19: You know I got the one-shots on stand by for the meantime. And Yeah I love the other story too since that's my first one it has a special place in my heart.
Fate-chan2015: Yeah!I have live ten ideas for stories and one-shots and I think my head it's about to explode.
Julot: Thank you very much I'm glad you liked it though I'm not sure if this chapter was funny.
Kuraa: Hahahadon't worry I said I was thinking about making this M rated but I already have an M rated story so I don't know.
ditto526: The language on the first chapter was because she was pissed I don't think it will repeat again (at least not like in the first chapter).
Guest: I'm glad you like it and thanks for saying that I don't suck on comedy like I thought, still I think it's not my strong point.
just2think: After I published this one I thought the same then I scolded myself for that. I don't think I'll be able to update twice a month.
Well that was all thanks again to all the readers and followers, remember english it's not my main language and any kind of review it's welcome.
Take care and good luck.
Creepy soul.