A/N: Hey there it's me! With a new chapter of I'll definitely (not) marry you. So I've been really busy studying (I'm still on the process of studying). Anyway let's move forward with this chapter, I have to say in my personal opinion I don't think this is as funny as the other ones.
Magical girl lyrical Nanoha does not belong to me, it will never, belong to me.
Important announce: I decided this will not change to M rated, and it's not futa. I have the other one for that, which I'll update... some day.
Anyway enjoy.
See the end of the chapter for more author notes.
"… so be careful if you go out to the streets today, it will be a-"
"… then he cheated on me with my best male friend!"
"You're watching the best music program ever! Now at number 2 we have-"
"Mister President Can you tell us about the incident that occurred last week in-"
"Oh yeah baby that's right! Give me from behind!"
"What the hell? Does TV doesn't have anything good anymore?!" I shouted while I was changing the channels on this ridiculous huge television in my room. Honestly I'm starting to get bored around the house since I have no one to talk with, well there's Linith-san but she's always busy and don't even talk about Fate, she doesn't even wants to be near me. Sigh. Why my life has to suck this much? At least it looks like today will be a calm day.
"What's this? Watching porn so early in the morning?" I felt a hand in my shoulder and hot breath in my ear…
"Hyaaaa!" I shouted, jump like 3 meters in the air and fell off the couch. I can feel my heart beating too fast!
"Did I scare you?" Fate asked me. Apparently she managed to enter my room without me noticing it… wait no I mean, I wasn't concentrated on watching porn!
"What do you think?" I threw her a cold glare. I was still on the floor since I was trying to recompose myself from the shock. She just looked at me with her cold burgundy eyes and remained there, standing in the same spot she were when she scared me to death.
"I'm sorry" She said with her stoic and monotone expression- wait what?! Did she just apologize to me?! I'm definitely dreaming this can't be possible!
"H-Huh? You sorry?" I looked up at her dumbfounded. I can't believe she's being this nice, definitely there's some teasing incoming. Wait a minute… I know what's going to happen she'll probably say something related to me being a pedo, a perv or something related to my age I mean honestly I'm not that old!
"Yes, well old people tend to suffer heart attacks you know" She said with her monotone tone "Do you need your pills or something?" I sighed and then slowly stood up to meet her eyes.
"You know… your jokes don't even disturb me anymore" I said calmly to her.
"They're not jokes" She hardens her glare on me "I really do hate you Takamachi. I already tell you I'll make your life miserably if we got married"
"Yeah, yeah right. You have said that so much that it already lost sense" I said while standing to turn off the T.V.
"Whatever. You looked very concentrated watching porn" She threw me an amused look. I blushed furiously.
"H-Hey! I wasn't concentrated watching porn ok?! I was just changing channels and that happens to be there when you entered my room!" I shouted at her.
"Yeah right…" She rolled her eyes. "Anyway I didn't know people your age liked to watch this kind of stuffs" She said with a hint of confuse? Well that's the impression she gave me.
"I read once that women's tend to be more interested in this kind of stuffs around the age of twenty" I told her while fixing my clothes since they were still crumpled.
"Interesting…" She then took out some keys from her pocket. "So… uh… Linith said I have to go to the supermarket and forced me to take you with me".
"Huh? I thought you guys had like tons of servants" I looked confused at her.
"Are you blind or something? The only person that works here is Linith" She threw me a look that says 'Are you serious?'
"Really?" Wow how the hell I didn't notice? Wait why they don't have more personal? I was about to ask, but she interrupted me.
"If you are wondering why that is. It's because mother says we don't need more personal, it promotes laziness". She said simply.
"Oh I see. Well she got a point there".
"Please get dressed so we can go quickly and come back quickly so I don't have to see your face for the rest of the day". She then proceeded to get out of my room. I put on some clothes. Today I chose my light blue jeans, with my strap pink shirt, my white and blue sneakers and a white jacket since it's a bit chilly outside.
I made my way out of my room and saw Fate at the entrance of the house. I didn't notice the first time that she's dressing casual. She's wearing blue jeans, black and white sneakers, and a red hoodie. I came close to her "I'm ready" I told her.
"About time" She said. "You're like a damn turtle. But it's obvious since you're a grandma" She said with her perpetual stoic face.
"I was fast ok" I threw her a harsh look, but she ignored it.
"Just walk to the car" We walked to the garage and when the door opened I saw around 6 cars.
"Wow!" It was the only thing I managed to say, it really impressed me. But then again I remembered they're rich.
"Ok so I'll give you a brief explanation" She pointed a white car. "That one it's a Camaro. That's Linith car". Then she pointed another car, this one was red and beside it there was another one but this one was green. "The red one is a Ford Mustang and the green one it's another Ford Mustang, only that's first generation Mustang. Those are my mother's cars, the green one was a present from my father for their first anniversary".
"Wait! So Linith has a car too?" Fate looked at me raising one of her eyebrows.
"What do you mean? Of course she has"
"I was just asking" I felt a little embarrassed for asking. Fate on the other way just rolled her eyes and pointed to a black car.
"And this precious thing is my beloved car" She said really proud. "It's a Ferrari Tes-" I cut her but it wasn't with intention.
"And whose cars are those?" I pointed to the other two cars that were covered. Fate looked at me really upset for interrupting her.
"Those are my father's and sister's cars"
"May I see them?" She just sighed and uncovered them for me. I thought that was one of the few kind things she has done for me. Yes, this and the time we went to the ride boat with Hayate, that time she also was nice to me.
"This" She pointed another black car that looked pretty formal "Is a Mustang. This was my father's car" I noticed a hint of sadness. "And this" Then she pointed to a beautiful orange car "Is a Lamborghini. It was supposed to be my sister's car when she get to the age of driving". She covered them again.
After that we fell into a really awkward silence. I didn't know what to say I felt terrible; this must be so hard for her.
"Umm… thanks for showing me the cars. It was interesting" I tried to lighten up the mood a bit.
"Yeah whatever, let's just go to the supermarket" She got inside her car and motioned me to get inside too. Until a certain topic hit me, she's the one driving?!
"You have a license?!" My screamed question made her jump on her sit.
"What the hell with the scream. Of course I have a license" She looked at me in disbelief.
"I'm 21 and I don't have a license. How come you have a license when you're only 16?!" I can't believe this! I couldn't pass the exams the first two times! And I'm really afraid to fail a third time.
"Well I got the license around at the start of the year". She replied to me with her calm tone "So anyway can I start the car so we can go to buy the things?" She raised an eyebrow.
"Umm s-sure"
"Thank you!" She said with clearly sarcasm.
Apparently the supermarket it's pretty far. We've been for 10 minutes on the road.
"Fate? Can we put some music?" I asked sheepishly. She looked at me very annoyed.
"Fine but don't put the radio. I hate radio stations" She pointed to the glove box and said "There are some disks there. Pick one" I nodded and started to look at them. I saw that most of them were rock from the sixties to the nineties but some disks catch my attention. Oh my god! Those are Nana Mizuki and Tamura Yukari records!
"You like Tamura Yukari and Nana Mizuki?!" I asked excited.
"Yeah. Why?"
"I love them! I have the entire collection!" I chose one of Tamura and put it on the stereo. Fate looked at me with amuse.
"Just don't start singi-" To late I already started.
"Otona ni natte mo, wasure nai my love...meguri aeta hi wo!" I started signing. But she cut the stereo.
"One condition" She pointed at me with her left hand "Do not sing in my car" She took a red light to look straight in my eyes. "Are we clear?"
"Okay" I huffed. She restarted the stereo and I just hummed the song. She looked at me but apparently the huffing didn't upset her. I just sang in my mind.
"We're here" She said entering this huge supermarket. Do rich people have a complex or something? Why always everything is so big! Fate parked the car and motioned me to get out.
"Umm so what are we going to buy?" I asked while picking a shopping cart.
"The typical, some bread, meat, blah blah" She started to walk very fast but I walk fast too.
The supermarket it's so big that someone could get lost and will never be found again. So like that, we started to put the things inside the cart. Fate didn't allowed me to get impressed with the supermarket because she said we have to do this fast. We were on the isle were the candies are and when I was about to ask if I could buy something for me. The lights went down.
D-Did I mention that I'm afraid of dark? No? Well, this is a good moment to say it. I screamed like a mad woman. I felt my legs giving out. Luckily something stopped me from falling. Everything went black. A bright light hit me on the face after a while.
"…u… ay?" I saw a figure trying to say something to me.
"Wha…" I managed to mumble. Then I felt a hit on my cheek, which hurts!
"Are you okay?" It was Fate. When I managed to recover all of my senses I saw where the light that hit my face came from. It was the light of her phone. My head was resting on her red hoodie and I noticed she was wearing a white T-shirt. "Are you okay?" She asked me again.
"Y-Yeah" I managed to reply.
"Thanks god. I thought that I'll have to drag you to the parking lot" She said with her monotone tone.
"What happened?" I asked still lying on the floor with my head on the hoodie.
"They still haven't said anything" She said shrugging.
"I mean, what happened to me"
"Well apparently you fainted? And you fell above me" So Fate's the one who prevented me to fall on the ground. She can be so cute when she wants to. "By the way, please start making some exercise, you're heavy as hell. Why don't you lose some weight?" My smile immediately disappears. Why this girl has to be so mean!
"To our dear costumers" A voice on a speaker started "We are facing some technical problems. Please wait for a little longer".
"That's it?!" I asked very indignant. "What a stupid message!"
"Heh I came here tons of times Takamachi. They are like that" Fate said while dialing something on her phone.
"What are you doing?"
"Sending a text to Linith to explain her why we'll be late so she won't start thinking that we're banging in my car" She said simply with her stoic face. I blushed furiously at her statement.
"R-Right" I tried to sit up but I found it impossible. The time passed by very slow, in part because Fate really doesn't talks too much. Not being capable of bearing this silence I spoke. "We should try to know each other a little Fate; we're going to get married eventually". I said firmly.
She sigh a laugh. "There's nothing you can possibly want to know about me. Same for me, I don't want to know anything about you" She coldly said to me. I tried not to look hurt so I picked up all my resolve and continued.
"I do want to know about you"
"Fine. What do you want to know" Wow that was easy.
"What does your mother as a job?" I want to know. Maybe they are like in the godfather? That would be so cool.
"Well she works in-" But she got cut. Seriously! Why the hell everyone gets cut when it's about something important?! God I hate all of this!
"The lights will be restored. Now" And as a miracle the lights came back and everyone on the supermarket started to stand from their spots on the ground like nothing happened. Fate too stood up and motioned me to stand. We paid for the things and the manager gave us an apology. Fate just shrugged it off and we made our way back to the car. I put this time a record from Nana Mizuki and again the trip was in silence.
Once we got back to the mansion. Fate and I unbuckled our seat belts, but before she made her way out of the car I stopped her.
"Thanks" I said avoiding eye contact "For helping me, for not letting my head hit against the floor and for taking me there, even if the lights went off and I blacked out" I felt a light blush on my face. When I met Fate's eyes I saw a hint of sadness. She lowered her head a bit so her bangs where covering her eyes.
"You shouldn't give me the thanks" She coldly said.
"Why not? You did something nice for me".
"Because I hate you" She simply stated.
"You don't hate me, you're just a spoiled child" I smiled defiantly at her.
"What?! I'm not a spoiled child!" She bit back.
"Prove it to me!" I said smiling in amuse.
Without a warning she grabbed me by the collar of my jacket, started to get closer to my face. I can't believe this is happening! Our lips inches apart from each other, she closed her eyes and I closed mine. My face was flushed. My heart was beating fast. Finally I'll be able to kiss her, until now this only has happened in my dreams among other things. I could feel her breathing hitting my face. This is it! I'll finally taste her lips but…
"You guys are back" Linith appeared from nowhere! Her voice startled Fate and made our faces collide against each other. My nose hurts!
"L-Linith!" Fate exclaimed. Her face was as flushed as mine.
"Ugh… did you guys where banging on the back sit? Did I interrupt you? I can come back later if you want" She said with amusement. Then proceeded to open Fate's door and support her on it.
"We were not banging on the back sit!" Fate shouted loudly.
"Calm down kid, I'm just kidding" Linith-san laughed slightly. "I've been waiting for you guys to return" Then she put a serious face "Erio called, Fate" At the mention of that name Fate's face immediately recovered her serious façade.
"What does he want?" She said with an annoyed tone.
"He said he wants to offer a party at his place" Then Linith-san looked at me "It's for Nanoha, to give her welcome to the family". I can perceive a not so friendly aura around this whole party thing.
"We're not family and he knows that" Fate crossed her arms and closed her eyes, like a thinking pose.
"I know, but he wants to do this" Linith-san sighed and then leaned down to put her hand on top of Fate's head "Come on Fate, you can't stay mad at them forever, you know it". Linith-san looked at me with an apologetic smile "At least do it for Nanoha".
"For Nanoha… are you serious?!" Fate looked at Linith with amuse. I don't get really what's going on here but I don't feel like intervening. Unfortunately Linith-san looked at me and then spoke.
"Do you want to go Nanoha?" Damn it Linith! What am I supposed to say! I don't know what the hell is going on here!
"Umm… I… well…" I catch Fate looking at me intently. What should I do?! I looked at her with pleading eyes like saying 'help me'. She just sighed.
"Fine we'll go" She said still looking at me intently "It will be better if we get rid of this faster. Besides I'm guessing Hayate and Carim-san will be there with the entire Yagami family, don't they?" She asked Linith, but keeping the eye contact with me.
"Of course they will" Linith smiled at me and whispered a little 'thank you'. I don't know what did I do but ok. "Fine then!" She clasped her hands together "We'll have to find a very cute and impressive dress for Nanoha". She said smiling and then closed Fate's car door. "You guys can keep banging inside the car" She playfully bowed and made her way inside the mansion. I blushed furiously and Fate looked to the other side, but I saw her ears were red, she's blushing too?!
"Umm so Fate… uh… I don't get quite well what's going on but. You have my support" I reached out for her hand and squeezed it.
"You have no idea what you're getting into" I'm surprised by the fact she didn't tried to remove my hand.
"Is something bad?" I asked shyly.
"Terrible" Then she sighed "Whatever just get out of the car". She made her way out of her car and I do the same. We entered the mansion and went upstairs. All of this happened with a dead silence in between us. When she was about to enter her room I stopped her.
"Fate" She looked at me "I just want you to know that… that…"
"What?" She raised an eyebrow.
"That I haven't been doing exercise lately because I was stuck studying like an idiot this last semester! There you have!"
"Huh? O-Okay? What the hell…" She put a dumfounded expression and entered her room.
"I was stuck studying like an idiot this last semester…" I said under my breath in front of my bedroom. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NANOHA TAKAMACHI?!" And I hit my forehead hard against my door. Ugh I'm such an idiot; of all things I could have said to her I said that! Why?! All of a sudden Fate's bedroom door opened.
"By the way Takamachi, you should use some makeup" She was already wearing her pajamas.
I blushed at her statement. "Y-You like girls with makeup?"
"Not really, I'm suggesting it to you so people in the party won't realize you're old"
"Fate!" I was about to enter her bedroom to scold her, but she was faster and closed the door in front of my face.
"My nose!" I shouted. I can't believe I hit my nose again. I hope it's not broken.
"That's plastic surgery for you!" I heard Fate shouting at me from inside her room.
"Shut up! If my nose is broken I'm so going to make you pay for my operation!" I bit back. She opened the door.
"Fine, then I'll pay for the entire Aesthetic surgery" She grinned mischievously.
"Ugh I hate you so much sometimes"
"Same here" She smiled. Well at least I'm capable of making her smile, even if it cost me my nose or my pride.
I sighed heavily and went to my room and locked the door. I'm still wondering how the hell Fate managed to get all the stuff she put inside my bedroom the other night. I mean she must be strong to carry a stove. I turned on the TV and apparently they kept with the pornography on.
"What the hell is wrong with the cable these days…?" I turn the TV off, picked up my reading glasses and started to read my favorite book. After a long time of reading I stretched, put on my pajamas and eased myself in the bed.
"At least I'm getting used to this bed…" I closed my eyes but reopened them immediately. I forgot to get something very important from the supermarket. How could I forget that?!
"I forgot to buy some tampons!"
Missing scene:
The boat ride
I can't believe I'm on a boat! This is so awesome! I feel like the queen of the world!
"Wow Nanoha-chan calm down a little" Hayate-chan told me "If you want to get excited on a boat at least do it when you see my other boat". She smiled.
"You have another one?!" Oh my god!
"Yup, it's bigger than this; this is the one I use on the lake, the other one I use it on the sea" She looked at Carim-san "When my beautiful wife and I want to get some free time for ourselves and go to the sea to relax and make love passionately" Wow being with Hayate-chan must be- wait… did she just say what I think she say?
"Hayate! Don't give more information than what's necessary" Carim-san scolded her. Yes she said it. I blushed furiously at that statement.
"Whaa? It's only a natural thing. I bet Fate and Nanoha are going to break the bed on their first night as a married couple" Hayate-chan pouted. Wait what?! Breaking the bed?!
"What makes you think I'm going to touch Takamachi, Hayate?" Fate said with her monotone tone.
"I see it in your eyes, you guys are so going to break the bed" Hayate-chan moved her eyebrows up and down slowly.
"Cut it out Hayate" Carim-san intervened.
"Why don't you teach Nanoha to ride the boat?" Fate suggested.
"Uh… sure" Hayate-chan looked at me "Come Nanoha-chan I'll teach you how to drive it.
We made our way to the helm and Hayate-chan started to explain to me how to drive it. After a while I was driving the boat and I couldn't felt happier. I looked at Fate and she was talking with Carim-san. Hayate-chan came closer to them and sat right beside Carim-san and kissed her on the cheek. Aww… I want a love like that. Why can't Fate be a little more like Hayate?
I was so absorbed in my thoughts that I didn't notice that Fate was beside me.
"I see you learn fast, Takamachi" She said.
"Yeah well… it's not my boat so I have to learn fast".
"Do you want a boat?" She asked me seriously.
"Nyahaha of course but I don't have the money" I smiled a little. I really love the sea it's a shame I'm middle class.
"I'll buy you a boat" She stated. Her serious face never leaved.
"H-Huh? For real?" I asked dumfounded.
"Sure, why not? I'll give you a boat" And then she went back to Hayate-chan and Carim-san. She left me with a blank expression. Does that really happen?! She offered me a boat?! This is the first time she says or does something nice for me!
"Okay Nanoha-chan, time to go back" Hayate-chan motioned me to stop driving and then she turned and drove the boat to where it was parked.
The only thing I can say is… I knew Fate had a good side on her.
A/N: Well that's all for this chapter. Let's go with some review time.
Fate-chan2015: Well thank you I try to be funny :D but I'm too serious as a person.
Kuraa: Hayate has to be the teaser, even if it's through Carim haha.
SkyWing: I said at the beggining of this chapter that no, Fate's not futa in this one. The other story I'll update it soon I hope.
Julot: Haha don't worry it happens.
Guest: Thank you :D. Nanoha is not that old to feel 'hot' haha. Hmm releasing an ova... I'll think about it, but I won't promise anything.
So that's all. I'll try to update more and sooner but I won't make any promise.
Thanks, good luck and take care.
Creepy soul.