I Don't Own Naruto


Naruto stood in one of the Uzumaki clan training grounds, he had left Kushina back at the house so he could go and train.

"Kage Bunshin Jutsu (Shadow Clone Jutsu)" called Naruto creating several hundred clones to spar against. Naruto slowly pulled both swords off his back and flared his Sharingan.

"Let's dance" declared Naruto launching himself forwards his blades in his hands Eiga in his left hand in a back handed grip while the other blade was held in a normal grip, Naruto brought his right blade across his body to block a strike from a clone who had both swords out and Sharingan flared. Naruto with his blades still locked spun around to his left stabbing Eiga straight into his clone's chest before quickly substituting with a random clone as another three clones brought their blades down on him.

"Katon Gokakyu no Jutsu (Fire Style Fireball Jutsu)" called the real Naruto from a nearby tree line sending out a huge fireball which tore through about ten clones before they started jumping out of the way.

"Raiton Jibashi" called Naruto shooting out several bolts of electricity that arced from clone to clone popping another thirty of them.

"Suiton Teppōdama" called a clone launching a ball of water at Naruto who stood in a tree looking out over his clones, Naruto once more substituted with a clone, when Naruto appeared he was already halfway through an attack.

"Getsuga Tenshō (Moon Fang Heaven-Piercer)" called Naruto sending out a wave of red and black chakra slicing one more through even more clones, all that remained were about fifty clones, just as Naruto was about to launch into another flurry of attacks he made a shadow spike shoot out of his own shadow piercing a clone.

Naruto then threw his right hand blade up into the air where it exploded blades raining down on the battle field.

"Taint My Blades With The Shadows Of The Underworld Eiga" called Naruto just as the blades imbedded themselves in the ground, trees and rocks, his shadow shot out and engulfed all of the blades in his shadow before revealing the Eiga like blades, Naruto charged forwards picking up a second blade before front flipping, while in mid-air he was engulfed by a cloud of smoke, Narumi burst forth from the smoke slamming her heal down on a Naruto clone bursting it she landed in a crouch before jumping up slamming her elbow into another's clone's chest then binging her fist up slamming that into the clones nose before with the original Eiga Narumi spun around slicing about five clones in half with the shadow blade before slamming the weapon blade first into the ground, before a moment later shadow tendrils shot out of the ground impaling all of the rest of the clones, Naruto flipped back landing in a crouch making sure there were no extra clones lingering. Once she was sure the coast was clear the redheaded Uzumaki stood up with a sigh.

"N-Naru-chan?" questioned a voice from behind her, Narumi's eyes went wide, turning around she dispelled her transformation, and Naruto came face to face with a shocked Kushina.

"Kaa-chan hi" said Naruto weakly.

"How did you do that?" questioned Kushina looking at Naruto shocked.

"Do what Kaa-chan?" questioned Naruto hoping she didn't see him or her as the case may have been.

"Naruto Uzumaki-Uchiha you know exactly what I mean now tell me" said Kushina putting her hands on her hips glaring at him.

"I-it was a Henge" said Naruto weakly hoping she would by it.

"No it wasn't I know those movements Naruto those were part of a Kunoichi style no males should be able to do them so I will ask once more how did you do it?" questioned Kushina her tone getting dangerous towards the end.

"*Sigh* it's a technique I created so I could master both the Shinobi and Kunoichi styles of our clans I didn't want the teachings to die out and I really wanted to learn Taijutsu and Kenjutsu from Yugao-sensei and Mikoto-sensei" said Naruto looking down.

"So you made a technique that actually makes you a girl?" questioned Kushina somewhat unbelieving, Naruto just weakly nodded, he was scared that Kushina would call him a freak or something just as hurtful and vow to never see him again.

"So… what do you call the technique?" asked Kushina making Naruto look up at her shocked.

"What?" questioned Naruto.

"The technique what do you call it?" asked Kushina.

"The Oiroke No Jutsu (Sexy Jutsu)" said Naruto not sure what to think about Kushina's actions.

"So how does it work?" Asked an excited Kushina. Naruto quickly flipped through the required hand signs for the jutsu.

"Oiroke No Jutsu" called Naruto being engulfed by smoke only to be replaced with Narumi.

"It works similarly to the Henge but instead of just a shell of chakra my body is infused entirely with the chakra morphing myself into whatever form I decide to take, however as a side effect whatever clothes I am wearing when I activate the jutsu disappear" said Narumi. Kushina walked slowly forwards around Narumi examining the form, Narumi felt so exposed and covered herself with her hands.

"But then how do you have these clothes on now I doubt its part of the transformation" said Kushina once more in front of Narumi.

"No these are clothes I bought after I mastered this jutsu and then your old teammate drew this to help when he found out about the jutsu" said Narumi lifting her sleeve revealing the seal on her shoulder.

"Jutan's work I take it he was the only one who was into sealing" said Kushina getting a nod from Narumi.

"You seem awfully comfortable in that form Naruto" said Kushina.

"Narumi" said Naruto confusing Kushina.

"I felt given that with this I am essentially a different person and a girl I should have a different name a more feminine name so I decided on Narumi" said Narumi.

"So you consider you and Naruto two separate people?" questioned Kushina.

"Yes" said Narumi simply.

"Well is there anything I should know about my daughter that's significantly different from my son?" asked Kushina pulling Narumi into a hug, Narumi's eyes went wide and she began to cry into the embrace.

"Narumi-chan?" questioned Kushina pulling back from the hug only to see Narumi crying.

"What's wrong Narumi-chan?" questioned Kushina.

"I was so scared Kaa-chan" said Narumi looking up at Kushina.

"What for sweetie?" questioned Kushina confused.

"I was scared that you would think I'm a freak or something and never want to see me again" said Narumi crying against Kushina.

"Honey I would never say that you are the most important person in my life right now and no matter what you will always be my child be it my son or my daughter" declared Kushina with a smile to Narumi causing the girl to once more burst into tears and crying against her mother.


#Several Hours Later#

Several hours had passed since Narumi had been introduced to Kushina they had spent the time since then getting acquainted a second time. Narumi stood up in the middle of a conversation.

"What is it?" questioned Kushina.

"Yugao is at the front door" said Narumi releasing her transformation revealing Naruto once more as he went to the door opening it just after Yugao knocked.

"Yes Yugao-chan?" questioned Naruto.

"The councils want to see you and your mother" said Yugao, Naruto nodded.

"And I would try and remember the laws of Konoha you will need them" said Yugao before vanishing in a swirl of leaves.

Naruto walked back into the lounge room where Kushina sat.

"What did Yugao want Naru-chan?" asked Kushina.

"The councils want to see us and it can't be good" said Naruto.

"Why?" questioned Kushina.

"Yugao-chan said I'd need my knowledge of Konoha's laws" said Naruto.

"Well best not keep them waiting I guess" said Kushina standing up.


#Ten Minutes Later#

"Where the hell are they we called them ten minutes ago?" questioned a civilian.

"Give them a fucking break Kushina got out of the hospital yesterday" growled Tsume Inuzuka the matriarch of the Inuzuka clan.

Just before anymore comments could be made Kushina and Naruto walked into the room.

"So, what do the oh so honourable civilian council demand of us today?" questioned Naruto sarcastically.

"Watch your tone boy" said a fat merchant spitting boy with as much venom as he could muster, only for a kunai to skim passed his face.

"Watch your tone pig" growled Kushina glaring at the man who dared talk to her son that way.

"Kushina, Naruto you two have been called here regarding the CRA" said Hiruzen distracting everyone from making moves they would regret later.

"Yes Hokage-sama is right, Kushina you have one month to find a new partner and begin producing heirs or your partners will be selected for you at the behest of the council" said the fat man from earlier smirking licking his lips making Kushina's skin crawl.

"And Naruto you will be required to take multiple partners with a minimum of four by the time you reach chunin or they too will be chosen at the behest of the council" declared one of the elders.

"No" said Naruto quietly.

"What was that?" questioned the same elder.

"I said no" repeated Naruto.

"You're acting like you have a choice in the matter" said the elder.

"I know I have no choice in the matter but you have several bits wrong" said Naruto.

"No we don't that is you CRA conditions" said a civilian.

"NO it's not as it is not legal for you to set the condition of how many partners I have to have before I reach a certain rank it must be age and the minimum age you can set is eighteen" declared Naruto glaring at the civilians.

"Second of all if I reach that age without the minimum set by the council you cannot force me to marry anyone you can only give me a list that I must select from within a few days or lose all clan rights" said Naruto

"And thirdly you can't force my mother to do anything for woman the CRA is completely optional" said Naruto.

"Actually Naruto when there is one member at the age capable of producing heirs in emergency situations woman can be forced into the CRA" declared the elder with a victorious grin.

"Well then fuck you I'll take my mother as my first partner" declared Naruto getting shocked looks from everyone in the room.

"WHAT Y-You can't" declared one of the civilians.

"No I am well within my rights to do so, it says in the CRA that any male CRA person's partners cannot be forced onto another CRA program and there is also nothing against incest within the CRA act, in fact it is encouraged so as to keep the bloodline pure, so that means as long as I am alive you literally cannot touch my mother" declared Naruto glaring at the civilians.

"Naru-chan are you sure?" questioned Kushina not really sure about being romantically involved with her own son. Naruto sent her a reassuring look.

"Well I believe with that this meeting is settled dismissed" declared Hiruzen with a smug look on his face he was fairly sure he knew what Naruto's plan was so it was fine he trusted the boy.

With that said Naruto took Kushina's hand and Shunshined out of the room ignoring the cries to stop and the doctor's orders Kushina would need an explanation fast.


#Uzumaki Compound#

Naruto and Kushina appeared in the compound in a swirl of leaves, making Kushina a little bit disorientated but after getting over it she looked at Naruto.

"What was that Naruto?" questioned Kushina looking hurt.

"Kaa-chan let me explain first ok?" questioned Naruto she hesitantly nodded.

"By me claiming you as my first partner the council can't touch you until I reach eighteen and they can prove we aren't in a proper relationship so by doing this you have until I turn eighteen to find who you want to spend the rest of your life with" said Naruto with a smile, realization dawned on Kushina and she rushed to hug her son.


Here we have it people chapter over

so we have the introduction of Narumi and Kushina and the CRA in action

not really all that much else to this chapter so

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