I Don't Own Naruto
Naruto sat against a tree in his team's training ground, training in front of him were Mikari and Kalina, all three of them were waiting for Anko who had yet to show up which was unusual as it was passed the time they said they would meet for team assignments.
"Sorry I'm late guys" declared Anko as she appeared in a swirl of leaves next to Naruto.
"What kept you An-chan?" questioned Naruto stepping up behind the woman and hugging her.
"Here you go superstud" said Anko handing Naruto a form.
"You two need one too" said Anko handing the two girls a form.
"Chunin exams entrance forms?" questioned Naruto hugging Anko.
"I entered you three into the chunin exams" said Anko leaning into Naruto's embrace.
"Show up at room 301 tomorrow at ten" said Anko.
#The Next Day#
Kalina, Mikari and Narumi walked up the Konoha academy, Narumi was the one with her teammates the three of them deciding to be stealthy and have people underestimate them, so they had to appear as meek as possible which despite being confirmed as untrue meant all three being Kunoichi as women in the ninja world were looked down upon so they were with Narumi despite Naruto being the one on the entrance form. Narumi had neither sword strapped to her form both being sealed away. The three girls walked into the academy pretending to be weak not looking anyone in the eyes moving quickly through the hallways quickly going up the stairs.
When they reached the second floor they walked out into the hallway only to find a huge group of people around a door marked 301.
"Genjutsu" whispered Narumi, getting a nod from Mikari and Kalina as the trio scampered passed the group of genin moving to the next set of stairs, moving up the stairs they walked into a hallway at the end of which stood Anko waiting for them.
"Hey An-chan" said Narumi walking up to the woman.
"Hellloooo there Naru-chan" said Anko purring out 'Hello' as she stepped closer to Narumi
"An-chan I-I-I-" stuttered Narumi interrupted by Anko.
"I don't care if you're Naruto or Narumi I love you this just means in this form you're my girlfriend" said Anko kissing Narumi on the lips shocking the girl.
"Do you two need a moment?" questioned Kalina jokingly looking away.
"Don't you two act like this isn't turning you two on" said Anko with a grin plastered on her face, making both Mikari and Kalina blush.
"I-I don't know what you mean" said Kalina looking away.
"Y-Yeah what Kalina-chan said" declared Mikari not looking at Anko.
"Uh huh you two keep telling yourselves that" said Anko with a smirk.
"What are you here for Anko-sensei?" asked Mikari still not looking at Anko.
"I came to wish you three good luck" said Anko with a smile.
"Thanks Anko-sensei" said Kalina walking passed Anko looking down a blush plastered on her face, Mikari didn't even say anything before following her friend.
"That was mean An-chan" said Narumi only to be pulled into a deep kiss.
"I know but they need to work out that they want each other you and I can both see it" whispered Anko after the two parted, Narumi sighed and nodded before stepping back from Anko.
"See you later An-chan" said Narumi walking into the room where she was met with a huge amount of KI, keeping to her scared persona Narumi scuttled over to her team who sat in the corner of the room.
#Five Minutes Later#
All of the rookie genin including Tenten's team had walked into the room, a white haired Konoha genin began to walk towards the Rookie genin only for a huge cloud of smoke to erupt at the front of the room revealing a jonin and several chunin.
"Alright you lot shut up because this is the beginning of the first stage of the Chunin Exams and I am your proctor Ibiki Morino" said Ibiki glaring at the genin.
"Don't bother siting down you won't be staying in this room for much longer. Each of your teams will be given a room number within each room you will find a chunin restrained in a chair, they know the location of the next exam you may use any methods excluding maiming or lethal means to retrieve this information before making your way to the location, should you make it to the right location the second proctor will inform you of your passing" declared Ibiki.
"So everyone come up here and get your room number, once you have it you will remain in this room until everyone has their own then you will have an hour to get the information out of your targets and get to the location" said Ibiki.
#Ten Minutes Later#
Naruto, Mikari and Kalina stood in front of the room they were assigned.
"Alright you two let me do the talking ok?" asked Naruto getting a nod from his two teammates. The three opened the door walking inside they found an angry looking Chunin.
"So here's the deal we can do this the easy way where you tell us where the next stage is or we can do this-" said Narumi interrupted when the chunin spat in her face.
"The hard way it is" declared Narumi wiping the spit off her face.
"You two wait outside this isn't going to be pretty and you don't need to be seeing this" said Narumi pumping chakra to her gloves making chakra strings form from her fingertips.
Kalina and Mikari looked at each other before quickly leaving the room.
"Now you and I are going to have a lot of fun" said Narumi a psychotic smirk coming to her face.
"Go to hell bitch" declared the Chunin only to be lashed at by five whip like chakra strings connected to Narumi's fingertips. The red haired girl then stepped up to her target with a grin on her face.
#Outside#
Mikari and Kalina stood outside the door looking at each other.
"What do you think she's doing?" asked Mikari.
"She has known Anko for years she knows how to break a person" said Kalina having complete confidence in her friend. A crash was heard from inside the room.
"She might be in trouble he could have gotten free" said Mikari worriedly.
"He won't have she wouldn't let him" said Kalina.
"Oh nonononononono wait" came a voice from inside the room.
"Do you think we should stop her?" asked Mikari.
"No I don't want to die and I don't want to see you hurt" said Kalina.
"Now what's that supposed to mean?" asked Mikari looking at Kalina.
"You mean a lot to me Mikari I don't want to see you hurt" said Kalina with a small smile. Both of them heard a very unmanly scream from within the room and jumped into each other's arms from the shock.
"K-Kalina" stuttered Mikari realising the position they were in.
"Mikari" said Kalina looking deeply into the girl's eyes, and before either of them knew it they had closed the distance between them and their lips brushed against each other's, and that short amount of contact sent lightning through the two of them and they crashed their lips together.
Both girls heard the door opening but completely ignored it in favour of kissing each other.
"Mikari Kurakage I love you" muttered Kalina as the two parted before resting her forehead against Mikari's.
"I love you two Kalina" said Mikari with a smile.
"So sorry to interrupt" said Narumi coughing to get their attention, rather than jumping apart from each other like he had thought they would they simply looked at him from their current position in each other's arms.
"Where're we going Narumi-chan?" asked Kalina.
"Our playground" said Narumi with a smirk.
"Oh how wonderful if we get the chance we should go swimming" said Mikari with a smile, getting a shrug from Narumi and a nod from Kalina, the three of them then Shunshined from the building appearing outside the gates of their home away from home.
"Kami that was quick" came a voice all three were familiar with.
"Zabuza you're the second exams proctor?" questioned Narumi looking up at the former mist nin getting a nod from him.
"You three might was well get comfortable you've got a wait ahead of you" declared Zabuza. The three genin nodded before moving finding a nice place to relax, after sitting down Narumi pulled out her guitar and began to strum on the instrument.
"Oh Narumi-chan play us a song" said Kalina.
"Please?" questioned Mikari with a pout, Narumi rolled her eyes with a smile before beginning to play.
(Unbreakable Firefight (I don't Own This either)
Where are the people that accused me?
The ones who beat me down and bruised me
They hide just out of sight
Can't face me in the light
They'll return but I'll be stronger
God, I want to dream again
Take me where I've never been
I want to go there
This time I'm not scared
Now I am unbreakable, it's unmistakable
No one can touch me
Nothing can stop me
Sometimes it's hard to just keep going
But faith is moving without knowing
Can I trust what I can't see?
To reach my destiny
I want to take control but I know better
God, I want to dream again
Take me where I've never been
I want to go there
This time I'm not scared
Now I am unbreakable, it's unmistakable
No one can touch me
Nothing can stop me
Forget the fear it's just a crutch
That tries to hold you back
And turn your dreams to dust
All you need to do is just trust
God, I want to dream again
Take me where I've never been
I want to go there
This time I'm not scared
Now I am unbreakable, it's unmistakable
No one can touch me
Nothing can stop me
God, I want to dream again
Take me where I've never been
I want to go there
This time I'm not scared
Now I am unbreakable, it's unmistakable
No one can touch me
Nothing can stop me
Once the song was over Narumi heard clapping not just from her teammates, there was clapping from Zabuza as well as several other genin who showed up part way through the song, Narumi blushed looking down before sealing her guitar away again an began to wait with the rest of the genin.
#Just Under An Hour Later#
"Alright you lot congratulations on passing the first phase of the exam however now is not the time for celebrations you have a much more difficult stage coming up now" declared Zabuza with a hidden grin.
"I'm sure you can all see the big ass forest behind me well that is where you will be spending the next five days you see scattered throughout the forest are scrolls these scrolls are the key to passing the exam, for the second stage you will need to retrieve a scroll from within the forest and then head to the centre of the forest, you are not allowed to open the scrolls before you get to the tower, and the only clue as to the location of the scrolls will be posted on signs above starting gates, however before I can send you off to your gates I need each of you to fill out one of these forms" said Zabuza handing a pile of forms to the closest genin, who just so happened to be Narumi who took a form and passed the pile on.
"What are the forms?" yelled a random genin.
"They are forms saying if you die it's not Konoha's fault as within this training ground are horrors the likes of which you have never seen and if they don't kill you the other genin just might as in this test killing is permitted" said Zabuza.
"You lot have five days to get a scroll and make it to the centre of the forest" said Zabuza as Narumi finished filling out her form she took Mikari and Kalina's filled out forms and handed them to Zabuza.
"You three got gate twenty seven" said Zabuza, getting a nod from the trio who then began their trek around the forest.
"Alright so what's the plan?" asked Kalina.
"Well given we only get the map above the fence I thought I'd memorise it with my Sharingan then we could head off to the nearest one Mikari tracking it down for us while we back you up" said Narumi turning to Mikari who nodded, both then turned to Kalina who also nodded.
"That's a good plan" declared the dark blue haired girl.
Alright people chapter over
so it is revealed that all members of team 6 want pussy
but seriously we have two different exams stages at least vaguely, and before someone goes off at me for not including what Narumi did in the room i will say right now i am a sick and twisted individual and i'm sure i could quite easily make some of you sick with torture so i chose not to include it.
just so people don't think something weird i had always planed to put Kalina and Mikari together sorry if it seemed a little forced.
anyway nothing much else to say so
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SNake OUT