I Don't Own Naruto


Walking into the forest of death Narumi let her transformation fall revealing Naruto who shook his head as if waking up before turning to his friends.

"Alright you two the nearest one was near a river about two clicks that way" said Naruto pointing in a seemingly random direction.

"Mikari take the lead Kuraigan active, Kalina you got middle and be prepared to summon Zuexon at a moment's notice" said Naruto both girls nodded, Mikari's eyes glowed an icy blue as she gained four black shark fin like shapes spinning around her pupil and unsealed a bow and arrows from a seal on her gloves, Kalina moved behind Mikari while pulling out a kunai her other hand twitching ready to flip through hand signs at any moment, Naruto unsealed both of his katanas which he promptly strapped to his back and once more flared his Sharingan to life, and like that the three genin took off towards their destination.


#Twenty Minutes Later#

The three genin stood beside a river looking around for the scroll, there was about a twenty metre gap from the tree line and the river the three genin were looking around for the scroll that would allow them to pass but they could see nothing. That was until they heard a bird squawking. Turning to face the origin of the squawking they saw a large bird nest, they turned to each other.

"You think?" questioned Naruto.

"Well the scroll isn't here so maybe" suggested Mikari.

"Let's face it, it's Zabuza he's as sadistic as Anko where else would it be" declared Kalina getting a nod from both Naruto and Mikari.

"I'll check" said Mikari walking over to the tree which she began walking up.

"Well it's here" yelled Mikari down to her teammates as she stepped into the nest to pull the scroll out.

"Well well well what do we have here?" came a voice from behind Kalina and Naruto, both of them turned to find a trio of Ame nin standing before them.

"Oni Seigen: Kuchiyose (Daemon Restriction: summon)" calledKalina quickly flipped through hand signs before slamming her hand on the ground where a pentagram formed in blood before the area inside the shape fell down and flames poured out of the hole. Before anything could be said a clawed hand reached out of the hole followed by a second before levering the following body out of the whole.

Naruto while this was going on pulled both of his swords off his back before throwing his unnamed Katana up into the air where it exploded raining down.

"Taint My Blades With The Shadows Of The Underworld Eiga" said Naruto stabbing Eiga into the ground letting a shadow race out and up the blades that landed just as Naruto stabbed Eiga into the ground. Once all his blades were tainted Naruto stood back up and as he did from his unoccupied hand chakra strings formed from his fingertips however once they reached about a foot in length the strings turned red.

"Well lookie here they think they can fight us" declared the leader of the Ame nin stepping forwards.

"Shall I maim them mistress?" Asked Zuexon looking back at Kalina who had a second Kunai in her no longer free hand, the girl nodded and like that Zuexon ran towards the three Ame genin who rolled their eyes brining their hands up before pulsing their chakra in an effort to dispel the obvious Genjutsu.

"No genjutsu ass holes" said Naruto leaping over Zuexon flicking his chakra thread hand sideways flicking the threads forwards sending them out where they wrapped around one of the genin's neck.

"Getsuga Tenshō (Moon Fang Heaven-Piercer)" called Naruto launching a wave of black and red towards the captive genin, the shockwave hit its mark which pushed the ninja back while also tearing the strings revealing marks wherever they touched the ninja's skin.

"IKARI" screamed the other two Ame nin watching as the ninja was launched backwards only for the two of them to have to jump back to avoid an arrow from Mikari and a slash of claws from Zuexon.

"You lot are dead now" growled the leader getting up and stalking forwards reaching out to grab one of the Eiga tainted swords only for his hand to pass right through the hilt.

"What the?" questioned the man looking down at the blade.

"Those blades only respond to my chakra" declared Naruto running forwards flicking his now yellow chakra strings forwards they wrapped around the genin's arms before he dropped to the ground spasming as if electrocuted.

"Tag in Naruto" called Zuexon from behind Naruto, the blond jumped up flipping backwards avoiding the hands of the daemon coming in and picking the paralysed genin up by his head before pushing his hands together crushing the man's skull in a shower of blood grey matter and bone, the body or what was left of it fell only to be sliced into little bits by the claws of the ferocious daemon, before the other two genin could say anything they were both kicked, the heavily injured one by Naruto, while the un injured one was hit by Kalina once he was far enough away from Kalina an arrow hit him dead centre of the chest causing him to stumble back further while taking shocked shallow breaths, quickly flipping through hand signs the nearly dead ninja threw one last jutsu.

"Doton Doryūdan (Earth Style Earth Dragon)" weakly called the nin as a dragon formed from the ground beneath the two Ame and two Konoha ninja before shooting off towards Kalina, however as it drew closer and closer to the Konoha Kunoichi only for it to be slashed to pieces by Zuexon as the Ame nin fell backwards the last of his life fading from his eyes.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu (Summoning Jutsu)" called Naruto drawing everyone's attention back to him well to the general area around him as he was engulfed in a giant cloud of smoke.

The smoke was cleared in an instant by the wingbeat of a giant black feathered bird, it looked like a giant raven with pure white claws halfway along its wings, pure white talons and a white mask with red tribal marking all over it, over all the creature was just shy of half a boss summon in size and one of Naruto's Creatures Of Grimm summons.

"CAAAAAAWWWWWW" screeched the bird.

"Down here Nila it's me" called Naruto making the bird look at him.

"Me and my friends need a lift to the tower in the centre of this forest could you take us there?" asked Naruto, the bird simply bent down signalling for the three ninja to get on.

"You're dismissed Zuexon" said Kalina running over to the bird.

"As you wish Mistress" replied the Daemon vanishing in a plume of flame. Mikari jumped down from the tree branch scroll in hand, landing ten metres from the bird.

"Also Nila that guy over there he's an enemy but a pitiful one at that feel free to put him out of his misery if you want" said Naruto as Mikari jumped onto the bird's back.

"Hold on you three" called the bird only Naruto understanding due to his Grimm Mask.

"Hold on you two" repeated Naruto as the three of them each grabbed onto the Nevermore's feathers as it flapped it's wings flying upwards, as the Aerial Grimm was at the height of the tree tops it flicked it's wings raining razor sharp feathers down on the last of the Ame genin and with that done the bird flew towards the tower in the centre of the forest the tower itself only just sticking out over the tree line.


#Twenty Minutes Later#

The black bird flew over the tower before circling around and landing on the ground in front of the tower. The two Kunoichi jumped off the bird and walked inside the tower, Naruto staying behind a moment to pat the bird.

"Thank you Nila" said Naruto with a smile hugging the bird's head.

"Think nothing of it Naruto" said the bird before vanishing in a plume of smoke, Naruto turned around and walked into the tower where he found both Mikari and Kalina looking back at him.

"Well we're here at the tower with the scroll open it I guess" declared Naruto, Mikari nodded before pulling out the scroll.

Once she broke the seal on the scroll she unfurled it revealing a sealing matrix, but before any of the three genin could begin to analyse it smoke began pouring out of the seal.

"Toss it" yelled Naruto. Mikari didn't need to be told twice, truth be told she didn't need to be told once, she tossed the scroll on the floor where it rolled out even further and after a second a poof sound was heard.

"Congrats you three you passed the second round" declared a grinning Anko who stood atop the open scroll.

"You have the rest of the five days of the second stage to roam free around the tower, however Naruto if you're wanting to keep your weak façade up you might want to transform" said Anko turning to Naruto at her last statement, Naruto nodded and flipped through the hand signs.

"Oiroke No Jutsu (Sexy Jutsu)" called Naruto and in a plume of smoke Narumi replaced Naruto.

"You guys know this tower like the back of your hand so feel free to wander you have rooms three hundred and one and three hundred and two" said Anko.

"Are you sticking around An-chan?" asked Narumi.

"Well I can if you want me to Naru-chan" said Anko pulling the girl into a hug, Narumi nodded to her as she pulled her into a deep kiss.

"Geeze get a room you two" said Kalina.

"Jealous?" spoke Anko in a teasing tone.

"Nope because…" said Kalina pulling Mikari into a hug deep and loving kiss.

"Me and my girlfriend can do it too" said Kalina.


#Several Days Later#

Narumi, Kalina and Mikari stood with the rest of the passing genin all of twenty four of them.

"Alright you lot I would like to congratulate every one of you for passing the second stage of the chunin exams however I must disappoint all of you by informing you that there are still to many of you in the competition" declared Hiruzen.

"Please *cough cough* Hokage-sama allow me" asked a sickly looking jonin appealing next to the aged Kage getting a nod from the man.

"Hello everyone I am *cough cough* Hayate Gekko the proctor for the third *cough cough* exams and as Hokage-sama *cough cough cough* said there is still to many of you *cough cough cough cough* here so we must have a preliminary round *cough cough* so if any of you feel you cannot continue please *cough* say so now, and keep in mind that from here * cough cough* on these exams are no longer a team effort" said now identified Hayate.

"I don't think I can go on anymore" said a white haired Konoha nin raising his hand, Hayate noted the name down before nodding to the boy who turned around and left.

"Anyone *cough cough* else?" asked Hayate, when no other hands were raised the man turned around and a panel rose upwards revealing a giant screen.

"This screen will display the random *cough cough* matchups that these preliminaries will *cough* consist of, the match ups could be one v *cough cough* one, or two v two *cough cough cough* you may be paired up with your best friend your *cough* greatest enemy or someone you may not know however given the even number *cough cough* one of you will receive a Bye" declared Hayate before names flashed on screen quickly and an instant later a name flashed up onto the screen.

"Sasuke *cough cough cough* Uchiha you have the bye" said Hayate making Narumi snort.

"Random my ass" muttered Narumi under his breath.

"Now the *cough cough* first match will be, Rock Lee Of *cough cough cough* Konoha verses Gaara of *cough* Suna" declared Hayate as the two names appeared on screen.


Alright people chapter over

so here we have the rumble in the forest i guess if you even want to call it that

and not all that much else to be perfectly honest

A new Grimm summon

and the beginnings of the prelims

alright because i'm lazy some of the matches will remain the same and those will be used as transitional ones but other then that...

that's all folks

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SNake OUT