Alice Strife: I like this chapter, it's cute. I've been waiting for the new chapter of Kuroko no Basuke when they face the American team and they have not been updating as much as I want them too. Oh well, I'm used to waiting. I'm sure you all are too. Bye. Thanks for reading, please review.

? Kagami
Fifteen Weeks Old

"Tetsuya? Is everything alright? Are you okay? How's the baby?!"

Kuroko chuckled lightly over the phone, rubbing his hand over his small baby bump.

"I'm fine Taiga, just like I was an hour ago. Shouldn't you be warming up? Your game is about to start isn't it?" He asking peeking into the living room at the television; it kept switching from the game to a fashion show.

"Screw the game, I'm worried about you more than that. I told you this wasn't going to work; I should have never came. I can't stop worrying that Aomine and Kise are going to do something stupid, why did I ever trust you to those two? You would have been better off alone, or with Riko! Let me call and see what Riko is doing right now."

"Taiga there's no need, I'm perfectly fine. Aomine and Kise are taking just fine care of me; there hasn't been a single argument once." Kuroko said looking over his shoulder again.

The two of them were sitting on his couch, arguing loudly about turning the channel to the game while Kise said it didn't start for another five minutes so he wanted to finish his fashion show. Well they weren't arguing a while ago.

"Your game is starting in five minutes so we're going to watch it right now, show them no mercy." Kuroko told him.

"I don't know how I'm going to be able to play without you here Tetsuya, ugh I feel like such a mess. Maybe if I suck coach will let me go home."

"How about some inspiration then? If you don't win you'll be sleeping on the couch tonight."

"TETSUYA!... and what do I get if I do win?"

"I'll break out that outfit I wore last valentine's day."

"... the ears and everything?"

"Of course."

"Sorry Tetsuya, I have to warm up right now. I'll call you back later after the game though, love you!"

Kuroko laughed over the phone, "love you too Taiga."

"Tetsu! The game is about to start!" Aomine called from the other room.

Kuroko walked in and sat down in the massage chair near the couch. For some reason Kagami got it in his thick skull that all pregnant people in the world needed massage chairs and rushed out to buy one for him... stupid, but comfortable. Extremely comfortable and boy did it really help with his back pains. Kuroko pulled the lever on the side to raise the footrest up and eased back, relaxing as he turned his attention to the TV. Kagami's team were all running out into the court at the moment with huge grins on their faces; Kuroko smiled to himself.

"Did you tell him the good news? Huh? Did yeah? Did yeah?" Kise asked jumping up and down in his seat.

"No, I didn't want to distract him from the game."

"Good thinking, knowing that blockhead and how much he worries about you he would have came all the way back." Aomine snorted.

"Shh guys! The games starting now!" Kise smiled.

"Hold on a second though Ryota, one more thing. You know what would be seriously funny Tetsu?"

Tetsuya turned his attention to his friend and raised an eyebrow. A little more than an hour later the house was filled with cheers and laughter as Kagami's team won. Of course they would have, Tetsuya thought, with a motivation like that. The television was showing the team interviews now from the live game, questioning Kagami's team about their victory.

"Are you going to do it or what Testu?" Aomine asked.

It was when Kagami finally appeared on TV that Kuroko reached for the house phone and started dialing his number.

"I mean the game was a close call, it could have gone either way and for a second I actually thou- hold on..."

"He's checking the phone!" Kise giggled.

"Hold on, it's my fiancee. Hello? What's wrong Tetsuya?"

"Nothing Taiga, I just thought you should know I went to the doctor and found the sex of the baby the other day. You're having a girl."

Kagami's face was frozen on the TV, his wide eyes, his jaw slowly going slack. All of a sudden the phone he had slipped from his fingers and he was falling backwards, fainting on live television. Aomine and Kise laughed their asses off while Kuroko grinned and rubbed his belly. It was a cruel thing to do, but very funny and worth it to see that face.

"PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE RECORDING THIS TETSU! PLEASE!" Aomine laughed falling back in his seat.

"Aw, poor Kagamicchi. He's going to be so mad at you Daiki, I think it's only fair that we get you back." Kise grinned.

"Huh? What are you talking about Ryota?" Aomine asked.

"Well just, I'm pregnant! You're going to be a daddy!"

Aomine blinked and proceeded to pass out on the couch. Kise giggled while Kuroko shook his head.

"Now how are we going to get him home?" Kuroko asked.

"Sorry Kurokocchi, I just couldn't resist. You can tell Kagamicchi about this so he won't be as mad at Daiki for before, but we're going to be pregnant buddies! Hooray!"

Kuroko chuckled lightly and shook his head, turning his attention to the television screen as the camera got a close up of his future husband's passed out face.