A/N: This story is so fun to write!

I know it's been done numerous times but I couldn't help myself. I just had to do a oneshot about Sasuke and Naruto having a play-wedding. It's awfully cliché, but I just HAD to do it! Hahaha!

Cheese Rings: As the name suggests, they're cheesy cornmeal junk food that look like rings. They're like Cheetos ... but shaped like rings.

This oneshot is pretty short. It really was just an impulse thing I decided to do.

I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed in the previous chapters! I'm exceedingly grateful for your support! :) Seeing your reviews makes me feel very happy! Truly, it does. (hearts)

Regarding story updates: Chapter 11 of Fast Car is still a working progress, everyone. As most of you know, I'm in a bit of an FC funk and have been struggling to write the story for the past couple of weeks. Worry not. I will definitely not abandon it though (I'm just writing it really slowly. hehe). Please do be patient with me and I apologize for the delay. :( As of the moment, I'm also currently writing an extremely long oneshot as a means of taking a little break off the drama in FC. So yeahp. Let's get excited for that, guys! :D

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BEFORE THE WORST

A Girl Can So Be The Husband!

Sasuke bumped his head on the ground as Naruto pounced on him in her sheer irritation. "Gosh darn it, Sasuke!"

"Let go of me, Naruto!" Sasuke pushed the blonde off to the side and rolled himself on top of her. "Ha! I win! I get to be the husband!"

Now, before any one panicked, there was actually a sound explanation as to why Sasuke was proclaiming himself a husband. Somehow, both eight-year-old children chanced upon a Comedy Romance type movie while browsing through Naruto's TV. The little girl paused her swift channel surfing because she had happened to think that the woman on the telly looked a little funny wearing a very long white dress. It was at this moment that both tykes heard the woman speak with a man about being together forever and whatnot. Since kids get the strangest ideas, Naruto decided to voice out how Sasuke and her should get married.

"That way we won't ever be separated! And we can stay up late playing video games until we're old and gross!" She had said determined to convince her best friend. Surprisingly, Sasuke went along with it no problem. In record time, the two kids had set up their "church" by building pillow forts and draping blankets all over the place. Sasuke had put Corky on top of the dining table to be the priest for the affair. Naruto had opened a bag of Cheese Rings and got two rings that fit their small fingers perfectly. When everything was set, the two of them nodded and positioned themselves in front of Fr. Corky.

. . . But there was one small problem.

Who would be the husband?

This would explain why the two of them were violently rolling around the living room area in an effort to overpower the other. Plainly speaking, no one wanted to be the wife.

"Naruto! You have to be the wife 'cause you're the girl!" Sasuke pushed Naruto's cheeks to try and get the little girl to surrender.

"No way! You should be the wife because... because... because I said so!" Naruto opened her mouth and attempted to bite Sasuke's hand that was pushing her face. Because Sasuke was, unfortunately, stronger than her, Naruto was not able to get her mouth close enough to Sasuke's hand so she could, subsequently, bite the little boy. Plan B was now set into motion.

"Time out! Time out! TIME OUUUUUT!" She screamed and successfully got Sasuke to stop pushing her poor face.

Sasuke stood up and offered a hand for Naruto to hold onto so she could get up. "So? What'd you call time out for?"Sasuke crossed his arms across his chest once Naruto was up and about.

"I have a better way to settle this." There was a wicked glint in Naruto's pretty blue eyes that arose great anxiety to the little Uchiha.

"What did you have in mind?" Sasuke arched an eyebrow and glanced at Naruto sceptically.

"I propose a round of Rock-Paper-Scissors!" Naruto pumped her fist in the air as if she had just announced the most brilliant idea the world had ever heard. Sasuke confidently smirked at the ecstatic little girl. "You're on, Elle." The little boy inwardly cackled. He would so win this!

Both children presented their closed fists at each other in preparation for the game that was to be commenced. The air felt electric as the tension rose exponentially in the average-sized living room. The sweat dripped down Naruto's forehead at the same time Sasuke gulped in apprehension. Both persons adorned furrowed brows as a show of deep concentration. The room was so silent that a dropped pin would have deafeningly echoed in the area.

"You ready?" Sasuke intensely inquired his best friend. Naruto nodded to signal that she was by all means ready to boogie. In perfect synchronisation, Sasuke and Naruto moved their closed fists in an up and down motion.

"Rock." Sasuke growled.

"Paper." Naruto rasped.

"Scissors!" The two of them yelled while simultaneously revealing their desired choice of attack.

A smirk appeared on a child's face in great triumph.

Rock beats Scissors.

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"I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride." Sasuke made a face at the horrible squeaky voice Naruto was doing. Was that really supposed to be her interpretation of Corky's voice? It was annoying!

Naruto stuck out a tongue at the idea of 'kiss the bride'. "I don't have to kiss you, right Sasuke?"

Sasuke glowered cutely at his 'husband'. The little Uchiha looked hilarious as he adorned a blanket tied around his torso. It was supposed to be a make-shift wedding dress; it looked pathetic and ridiculous. "I hate you so much right now, Naruto."

"Hehe! Love you too, S'uke!" Naruto, who was wearing an adorable red ribbon they found laying around as a bow tie, grinned to her 'wife'. "Look on the bright side! We're stuck to each other now."

Sasuke sighed but silently agreed with the blonde. At least they were stuck with each other, by hook or by crook. It was in this moment that Jiraiya chose to come through the front door. Immediately, he saw both children and instantly understood what was going on.

"Hold on, kids! Let me get my camera!"

... Sasuke was somewhat having of a bad day.

SNAP!

The Uzumaki – Uchiha wedding photo was now the highlight of Naruto's photo album.