Elie decided to follow Haru to see this mysterious "Musica guy" because she felt that he could not function on his own. One time, he told her he was going to buy milk and it ended up being beer. When he showed his fake ID to the cashier the response was, "You really think you, some white dude, can pass as some Asian chick?" Claiming that was his sister really didn't help his credibility.
The two looked out on the super long street that is known by the local folk as Punk Street. Some gang of hoodlums "greeted them" buy asking to steal their milk money. When Haru explains the milk story, Elie starts to wonder if following Haru is a good idea. The leader, a strapping handsome lad with piercings, notice Elie's discomfort and approaches her.
"You wanna get out of here and make out?" He suggests while his eyes sparkled.
"Okay." Elie agrees.
"What the hell?" Haru yelled. "I've been working on her all week!"
Elie glares as she reaches for her tofas.
"You think I'm just some bitch you can fuck, well go fuck yourself!"
Elie shoots her tofas at Haru and the hoodlum's except for the handsome leader. The guys hide behind some hot dog vendor as safety.
"I think you have anger issues." The leader suggests.
Elie stops the shooting.
"Sorry, I'm normally a sweet girl it's just whenever I have tofas I just want to fuck some shit up and blow them bitches up!"
Haru peeks out the side of the stand to see if everything is alright. To his surprise, the leader offers his elbow and Elie hooks unto it.
"You know, we can go all the way." Elie gave a wink. "I'm older than I look."
"Wait!" Haru pleaded. "We have to find Musica. He has to show me all those cool dance moves!"
Some disgusting hobo who was beside the hot dog stand raises his hand (the one not holding the beer) and blurts out, "I'm Musica!"
"Wow, that was easy." Haru blinked.
"You're not Musica, "the leader argued, "I am." All of a sudden he revealed a dramatic pose.
Elie and the rest of the crew's eyes were in shock. Except Haru's, his eyes are permanently too stoned.
"You know, I'm sure there is more than one person with your name." Elie hinted.
Old Musica looks at Haru with his drunken eyes and smiles. "Your the king of Symphonia"
Haru's face lit up like a kid who could eat all the candy he wanted to Christmas.
"He says that to everyone!" Musica pointed out.
"I think he meant it this time." Haru said, sounding disappointed.
Musica shakes his head and lets go of Elie. "Fine, take the drunken homeless man's word."
"I am your long lost grandfather, Musica." The old man revealed. "DC stole my famous twirking. My family abandoned me because their twirking shook more booty than mine. But now, let's take on DC!"
Haru punched the old man. "But I wanna see Batman!"
"DC as in Demon Card not DC Comics!" Elie shook her head. "You're the one who told me you had to defeat them."
Musica rubbed his finger against his chin and studied the old man.
"I also have some good weed on me too." Old Musica smirked. "The good Mary Jane!"
All of a sudden a young woman with yes, big boobs, in a red floor length dress and pastel hair that had her bangs in a small pony tail showed out of nowhere.
"Someone called for me?"
"Mary Jane, not Mirajane. Wrong Manga!" Musica mentioned.
"Could have fooled me." Mirajane glanced at Plue.
Plue dropped the cute act and scrunched his eye brows.
"Hey, unlike those pussy Plues in Fairy Tail, I don't need some bitch to summon me!" Plue spoke, in a deep voice. "Those cunts can only stay in the world because of them. Well I've been in here for fifty fucking years without some assfuck!"
"How much drugs am I on because Plue can talk!" Haru recalled. "And he swears."
Mirajane goes over towards Elie and grabs something from the Tofa holsters.
"Don't touch my butt!" She scowls while readying up her tofas.
Mirajane reveals that Elie had been holding a key with a dog on it the whole time.
"Wait a go, reveal the biggest spoiler in the whole series!" Musica sighed. "Elie is really sixty-five years old!"
"Looks damn good for that age." Old Musica smiled.
"She really is strong if she can summon Plue for fifty years, even while she was asleep."
Haru looks at Old Musica. "Fuck this series, let's just get shit fucked and let DC take over. It's a whole lot better than when Lucia comes along."
"What about Endless?" Elie pointed out.
"Wow, Natsu is in this series too?"
"And you ruined Fairy Tail!" Musica punches Mirajane in the face. "No one really liked you anyways."
Mirajane transforms into a beast "You wanna say that again?"
Musica and Mirajane have an epic fight to which Musica won because despite not being as strong, wrapping her up in silver chains is the best he could do. Elie joined in to show off her tofas. Haru just stared at them while passing a joint between Old Musica. Plue decided to hide in a corner and eat candy to fill his sorrows. Mirajane agrees to go back to Earthland and not reveal anymore spoilers.
The End.