CH 7
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[Jack POV]
Everything was all set. Percy and I had set up a pretty good prank. Percy had controlled some water from the ocean so it was in a floating blob above where we asked Annabeth to go to for a talk. I was hidden in the trees with my bow at the ready and Solis by my side. With the use of her pretender Module she was a brunette girl about five foot nine, with a slight tan and electric blue eyes. Through her hair she had pink highlights in homage to her armor and looked remarkably simular to lady hestia for some reason. She also got permission from my mother Artemis to join the hunt with us given that hunting was one of my domains. Solis had her left hand formed into a blaster which was aimed at the blob of water. Percy was waiting under the water for Annabeth since he couldn't get wet.
As expected, Annabeth walked into the clearing with a ginger haired stocky guy who looked like he was could be a mini Roman Ranes.
"What is it seaweed brains? " the girl sneered. Now that pissed me off. No wonder Percy was crushed, he'd said her personality flipped upon breaking up with him.
" Oh nothing." Percy smirked as he let the water drop right as Artemis walked into the clearing, right in time to get soaked. "Artemis! I am so, so sorry!" surprisingly the force of the impact of water had sent Annabeth and her boyfriend back towards camp. Instead of being pissed the hell off, she just chuckled.
"Perceous it's okay, I thought you'd try something like that on her, I must say she deserved that, and you this." My mum admitted. Percy gulped, expecting to be hit in the jaw. When mum kissed him! I was so shocked that I fell out of the tree and onto the ground with Solis jumping down after me giggling. Mum turned and looked at my shocked expression. "Don't act so shocked, he IS the only acceptable male asides you jack."
"So,that's a yes?" Percy stuttered.
"Gods your a scatter brain, she obviously is" I sighed, they all looked at me funny. "Hello? Domain of spark bonds here, aka marriage?"
"Wait, your a god? " Percy asked me in confusion.
" Uh, close, I'm a prime, similar but there's less of us and we're more powerful." I shrugged as Solis nodded in agreement. "hey, don't worry, I'll bless this okay, but if you make her cry, I'll personally send you to Tarterus."
Percy nodded with a slight smile, obviously expecting nothing less. The sky rumbled, obviously grandad was pissed the hades off. Can't blame him really, apparently Percy did have a knack for angering the gods, especially Zeus and Ares. I sighed and with a golden flash artemis had taken us all to Olympus. The other gods were there, Ares, Zues, Apollo and demeter seemed rather pissed off while hera was beaming along with Perseidon and hestia.
"PERCOUS WHAT IS THIS OUTRAGE?! " Zues boomed as electricity crackled around him.
" Father! "Artemis snapped back." You can not speak to my fiancé that way! "
" HE IS ONLY A DEMIGOD! "Zues boomed. I'd had enough of this. I summoned my bow and shot Zues with an arrow, right where Apollo is often shot too. I let out a high pitch squeak, I was really pissed off at him.
" Grandfather, shut up! " I shouted. Hermies and Apollo cringed as Hera smirked and Ares laughed." Mum has made her choice and been Givin my blessing as well so suck it up! "
" JACKSON DARBY! " Zues roared in anger." YOU SHALL PAY! " he hurled a blot of lighting at me and I shot it with an arrow, stopping it dead." HOW DARE YOU?! "
Mum growled at Zues as she summoned and aimed her bow as percy uncapped riptide and got into a fighting stance." FATHER! My son is just doing as he was taught, being he is a prime means he is a god too, he can give his blessings you power hungry male! "
Solis smirked at that." True, he's like my X mechfriend Megatronus prime, a jerk. " Athena looked annoyed.
" I call a vote to kill the primes! " Zeus thundered as he slammed down his master bolt.
" No! " everyone snapped at him.
" Husband, I wish to see them happy, I give them my blessings." hera spoke up. Zues groaned but nodded anyway. Clearly seeing arguing was getting him nowhere. "Furthermore, I'm calling for a divorce."
"But hera!" Zeus gasped.
"DON'T YOU BUT HERA ME! " she shouted." I SAW YOU AND THAT FLOOZY LAST NIGHT. WE. ARE. THROUGH! " with that she pulled off her wedding ring and snapped it in two before throwing it at Zues's face. The entire room went silent before Ares started to chuckled at his dad's luck. Hera then turned to artemis and percy." You two have my blessings. I hope that you two have a better marriage than I did, since I know percy is loyal to the flaw, you shouldn't have any troubles." Both percy and my mum nodded with large smiled.
"FINALLY MY SON'S GETTING MARRIED! " Perseidon whooped happily and hades gave a half hearted chuckle at his brother's antics.
" Easy dad, I think you're making some off weather." percy chuckled.
Solis then turned to me with a coy grin. "Speaking of weddings, we need to have ours." unfortunately aphrodite overheard and knew of cybertronian weddings since it fell partially into her domain. She called "Ha! Jack's getting laid!"