"Dear Diary,

Today is my second day on the job. As Veigar's cook, of course. I am so glad he likes my food. Even if he pretends not to, he eats it really fast. It's weird though. This morning, he couldn't make up his mind about who would eat first. He sat down, and made me stand while he picked up his fork. But he didn't even take a bite. He stopped, looked at me weird, and then asked me to get my own food. And he sat and watched while I ate at the table. I thought he was gonna kill me if I ate wrong or something. Then he said he was getting hungry watching me, and that he didn't care about poison (at first I was offended, but then realized he meant real poison). He muttered some spell over the apple pancakes and then dug in. (I sorta wish he did that in the first place)

I'm sorry I didn't write in this yesterday, by the way, I was so tired after moving ALL OF VEIGARS BOOKS from his "bareks"(?) and this weird portal thingy. They had some weird names, like "The Ethereal Zone of Mind-casting" and "Five Ways to Illusion-cloak Spells". However, I picked up one book that said something about recipes, but I know I'm not supposed to read the books so I ignored it completely.

Oh, but its really cool! Veigar has this weird podium thing at the front of the library. All he has to do is walk up the steps, stand on the platform, and say a "searching-word" or a title, and all books with that title or word magically FLY towards him and float in front of the podium. When Veigar was grabbing some books, which he said I "probably should not touch", I tried out the library myself. I said "poros" and five books came up, including one called "Transforming Harmless Into Harmful" – it was so cool (I mean the podium is cool. When I sent them away, they acted all sad and flopped around as they floated back! I laughed so hard that Veigar shouted at me to stop playing with his books. But I must have made a sad face, cuz then he said I only had to make sure I didn't get any books from one certain section, but if I was bored I could borrow ("WHILE MAKING SURE NOT TO RIP THEM OR GET ANY GREASE OR FOOD ON ANY OF THE PAGES OR I'LL blah blah blah") some of the books. But I'm not going to borrow books because that is bad. Right? Yeah. He really likes his books though, and muttered alot after he said that.

So yeah. I just served lunch, and I think he is not being as mean since I he likes my food. He eats it really fast. But he's still mean for making me carry all of his books, and for not letting me leave to grab some stuff, like MY books, my family pictures, my art supplies, and my favorite blanket. Because I'd really like that stuff and Veigar probably wont notice if it randomly appears. He doesn't usually come in the kitchen anyway unless its to demand something.

Tomorrow though, he said we will be making some "changes" to the castle, mostly the interior, although he talks sometimes to himself, and I heard something about a portal and dark magic booby traps. I asked him if I had to escape how I would not get hit by the booby traps. He acted like he wasn't making traps, but then he muttered a spell over me, and said I could walk through the barrier, but he would know. Not that I care that much. It's just I like walking in the middle of the night and stuff. And I told him that. He said he didn't care as long as I came back in thirty minutes (I think that's how far away Bandle City is so it's sorta smart actually).

But yeah, that's all for now. I don't really know how to end a journal thing so..

Lendi out!

Invisble stuff: Teemo, when I go to take my "walk" I will drop the journal by a tree, and I'll leave the scout sign on the tree, so you don't run into any of the traps. Then every night I will come back and write some more in it. Alright bye! Tell my family I love them but don't tell them I'm working for Veigar cuz they might freak out. OK bye!

P.S. Haven't you found it weird that you can't see Veigar's face, you know, his fur? I tried during lunch but it's like he doesn't have one. And he pushed me back by my face when I began to spill my soup. Hehe, oops.

All spelling and grammar errors are intentional, or will be once found =P No, this is not a real chapter, it's just this short cuz I like the style of having the diary entry separate from the story. Is this cool? Weird? Lemme know.

And I finally has reviews! TY MissBaggins007 and guest for letting me know that I'm not writing complete garbage. And I will be updating as fast as time permits. College is almost over, so I can get to do more writing. I have some plans for these yordles... muahahaha!

Jebinnam out!