"Come at me, you hunk on bolts!" Storm shouted, as he ran towards the blue metallic hedgehog.
"ALL INTERLOPERS MUST BE DESTROYED." Metal Sonic said, spinning towards the red hedgehog.
Storm quickly sidestepped, and punched Metal Sonic in the side, launching it into the path of Silver and Shadow's fight.
"That blue hedgehog will cause the destruction of our world!" Silver shouted, as he threw a tree at Shadow. "How could you be siding with him!?"
"The destruction of our world will be caused by his death!" Shadow shouted, as he jumped onto the tree, ran off, and kicked Silver in the face, knocking him over. "How can YOU side AGAINST him!?"
Silver did a backflip off the ground, and flew towards Shadow at a very fast speed.
Seriously, he can move himself forward with his mind. Why wasn't Silver faster in the game?
Shadow jumped over him, and rolled on the ground. "Chaos Spear!" he shouted, as he faced Silver's direction, and flicked his arm.
Silver looked back, and saw a ball of energy heading straight towards him. He attempted to stop it with his psychokinesis, but to no avail, as it hit him into a tree.
Because if there's one thing I like people getting hit into, it's a tree.
"AGH!" he exclaimed, as he made impact with the solid wooden object, and fell to the ground. He stood back up, as threw some more trees at Shadow.
Shadow managed to dodge 2 trees, but the rest of them hit him square in the chest.
MEANWHILE, SONIC WAS:
Sonic ran around the giant mechanical dog. He saw the dog's weak point, which was it's horn. He just needed a way to get to it.
He saw a skinny part on the dog's tail and back, but disregarded it, because he didn't have the grind shoes.
He tried spin attacking it's armor, but it was too strong.
He looked around for a soft spot, but there was armor all over it's body, all made out of the same material.
He even tried going straight for the horn, but he couldn't jump that high.
He was running out of options.
"Give up yet, Sonic?" Eggman asked.
Sonic grinned. "I'm sorry, I don't know what that means. Could you explain it to me?"
"You won't be so cocky when I'm through with you." Eggman said.
"SONIC!" he heard Chris shout from one of the X Tornados.
"Right on time." Sonic said, as he jumped up.
Chris noticed the thin red line on the mechanical dog's back, and shot Sonic a pair of grind shoes. They attached to Sonic's feet, as he started spinning towards to giant dog's back.
He used the grinding shoes to go up it's back, and grabbed onto the horn. The first thing he noticed was that he had control over the mechanical hound.
He had to make it run into something.
He looked around. The trees were too weak. The rocks were too breakable. That left the cliff.
He steered the dog left, and led him toward the cliff side. The giant hound almost made impact, but it managed to stop itself, and turn around.
"HAHAHA!" Eggman laughed. "Don't you see you're wasting your time, Sonic? Egg-Cerberus is designed to be self-aware enough to keep itself out of physical danger!"
"Come on, Eggman. Egg-Cerberus?" Chris asked. "That's not even clever!"
Sonic ignored their conversation, and tried to get it to hit the cliff side. The hound almost threw him off a couple of time, but he just tightened his grip, until the dog crashed.
STORM AND SHADOW'S PART NOW
"Hey, you metal brat!" Storm shouted. "Where are you? I wanna melt your circuitry and put it in a blender with some ice so that I can drink it!"
"STOP MAKING JOKES LIKE THAT." Metal Sonic said, dropping down from a tree behind Storm. "YOU ARE NOT BEING VERY CLEVER."
"I'd prefer you to shut your mouth altogether." Storm said, turning around with just barely enough time to punch Metal Sonic in the guts... Wait, I forgot. Robots don't have guts.
"STOP. JUST STOP." Metal Sonic said.
"I see he programmed you to have an attitude." Storm said, shooting fireballs at the metal hedgehog.
"YOU ARE NOT STOPPING. WHY ARE YOU NOT STOPPING? STOP WITH YOUR QUIPS." Metal Sonic said, dodging the fireballs.
"How 'bout no?" Storm suggested, jumping towards the metal hedgehog, flaming fist at the ready.
"NO. NO. KILL. MURDER. DESTROY. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE." Metal Sonic said, catching Storm's hand.
Storm, who's hand was still on fire, didn't use any energy to take his hand back, but instead kicked the robot in the jets.
"How 'bout you let me go?" Storm suggested.
"PLAYING TRACK 'LET IT GO'." Metal Sonic said.
"That fatass listens to that crap?" Storm asked. "Do you know His World?"
"DOES NOT COMPUTE." Metal Sonic said.
"Digital Shadow?" Storm asked.
"DOES NOT COMPUTE." Metal Sonic repeated.
"What's the best music you know?" Storm asked.
"PLAYING JUSTIN BIEBER." Metal Sonic said.
"Eggman... I am going to kill you." Storm said, smashing Metal Sonic's speakers before the song started.
Metal Sonic let out some clicks and buzzes that Storm didn't understand. Instead of trying to, though, he smashed the robotic hand holding his own burning one.
"You know, I'm gonna let you live." Storm said. "But for only two reasons. So that you can get improved and I could possibly get a better fight out of you, and so you can tell the fatass to find better music than Justin goddamn Bieber."
Metal Sonic stood up, and flew over to Storm.
Acting on a hunch, Storm attempted to turn off the blue robot. "Power down, command chaos."
The blue robot flopped on the ground before reaching the pyromancer.
"My second guess was bacon." Storm said, walking away like a badass.
NEARBY
Shadow and Silver were both panting. They used a lot of effort to fight each other, and Silver was out of psychokinetic energy.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Silver shouted out, running forward to punch Shadow.
Shadow simply smirked. "A formidable opponent under any other circumstance." he said. "CHAOS CONTROL!"
With those words said, Silver started slowing down in Shadow's eyes. Shadow ran behind him, and kicked him in the butt just as Chaos Control ended.
"Y-you." Silver barely got the word out, as he turned around on the ground.
"Don't bother. As long as I have a Chaos Emerald, I control time and space. You can't break free." Shadow said.
"No... I won't give up!" Silver shouted. "Not while I'm here... Not when I'm so close!"
He reached back into his... I went into this for about an entire paragraph last chapter or two chapters ago, I'm not doing it again. He grabbed the white Chaos Emerald, and held it up like it was a war trophy, and let out another scream.
Shadow, realizing his predicament, tried to act fast. "Chaos..."
"Chaos..." Silver said.
"CONTROL!" the two hedgehogs said simultaneously. Nothing happened, though. No portal popped up, no point in time slowed down, nothing.
"Hey guys, what'd I miss?" Storm asked.
"What happened?" Shadow asked. "Why didn't it work?"
Silver grinned, and kicked Shadow in the head. He then proceeded to bend down and look at him. "Do you think this is a joke?"
"How about you leave him alone?" Storm suggested. "Or do you WANT to go another round?"
Silver turned his head to face the red hedgehog. "Last time we fought, you needed help from your friends."
"That was after I had a fight with this guy and turned a gigantic base the size of a moon into a giant pile of scrap metal." Storm said. "And I still almost won."
Silver got into a fighting stance.
"But now the tables are turned. Last time, you had the upper hand. This time, I do." Storm said. "So, do you really wanna do this?"
Silver loosened up, and then got back to a normal stance.
"He's right, Silver." a female said from a tree. The three hedgehogs turned their heads, and saw a pink cat. "Why don't you let me take care of him?"
"BLAZE!" Silver shouted, in an excited voice.
"Oh, you want a go at me now?" Storm asked.
Blaze just grinned, and leapt out of the tree, and ran off at an incredible speed.
"Get back here!" Storm shouted, chasing her.
Silver turned his head back to Shadow, only to discover that he was already gone.
"Wha- Where'd he go?" Silver asked.
"CHAOS SPEAR!" Shadow shouted from the trees, striking Silver in the head.
"ARGH!" Silver shouted, falling onto the ground.
"Never divert your attention." Shadow said, skating away.
IN A HIGH SPEED CHASE
"Here, kitty kitty kitty." Storm said.
"You can stop calling me kitty!" Blaze shouted.
"How else am I gonna get you to slow down!?" Storm asked.
"Stop calling me kitty, and I'll consider it!" Blaze shouted, as she did some sort of fire-spin move on a tree, cutting it down.
Storm dodged the tree, and increased his speed. "Well, another person that knows how to use fire to their advantage!" he shouted, using a fire boost to jump over the purple fire-kitty.
"Not bad!" she shouted. "But I have some tricks of my own!"
Blaze jumped in the air, started spinning around like a top, and hurled herself at the hedgehog.
The hedgehog spun like a ball, and tackled her feet. After a while, they just jumped backwards, and started panting.
"Pretty strong legs you got there." Storm said.
"You're not so bad yourself." Blaze said, which made Storm blush just a little bit. "Aww, are you shy?" she asked sarcastically.
Storm shook his head, and ran towards Blaze, fists at the ready.
OVER TO THE FASTEST THING ALIVE... UNLESS YOU COUNT THAT ONE GUY WHO WEARS RED AND YELLOW SPANDEX
"Give it up, Sonic!" Eggman shouted. "You may have knocked it's armor off, but you'll never get it any weaker than it is now."
"I don't have to." Sonic said, seeing a pink cat run out of the forest.
"What makes you say that?" Eggman asked.
"FOR PWNAGE!" Storm asked, running right through the giant hound, and grabbing a yellow emerald.
"Oh no, not this again." Eggman said.
Storm grabbed the other emerald, and tightened his hands around both of them. "SEE YA LATER, BITCH!" he shouted, as his body became covered in flames, and he sent Eggman flying by tackling him, also blowing up his hovercar satellite dish thing... I'll stick with calling it his ship.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Eggman shouted.
MEANWHILE, IN THE FUTURE
"Are you sure this is a good thing so far?" Iblis asked.
"Please. We don't actually WANT that fool of a hedgehog to kill Sonic." Mephiles said.
"But I thought he was the key to our operation." Iblis said.
"What we want is for him to get rid of YOU." Mephiles said. "Even if we gathered the Chaos Emeralds now, your body is too developed to do the fusion. And I can't do the fusion with a new version of you unless the old version is eleminated from existence."
"I see your point." Iblis said. "But if that's so, why send him back in time to deal with Sonic instead of giving him the Emerald to seal me away."
"Hmm.." Mephiles thought for a second. "That thought did not occur to me. But, what's done is done, and I enjoy seeing these monkeys dancing around for our amusement."
"I do have to admit, this is very... Amusing." Iblis said. "Perhaps we should hold off on you showing up for a while longer."
Mephiles grinned. "I agree."
That was the one problem with the games storyline. There was never a reason for anything. Why couldn't Mephiles have just killed Sonic instead of doing all these elaborate stunts to pull it off. So, I fixed it.
So,follow the story, like it, review, and read some other stuff I wrote. If you didn't like it, send the President of the U.S. pizzas that he didn't order. And have the pizza from another country. And see you next time.