HI people!! so srrry it took so long but Livetodraw wuz being stupid and we couldn't finish :P but tis finally here1 cHAPTER 3! so just comtinue and read!!
O btw there's this song mentioned in here, tis called the emo song and...well u can prbably guess who its about XD! here's the link for the vid, just delet the spaces:
http:// www. youtube .com / watch ? v = P g 0 Y m D z 6 nn 4
Warning:
-This story is completely and utterly RANDOM! It makes no sense what-so-ever, but it super funny!
-this story will sound nothing like my other stories! go to my profile for somthing more...me-ish!
-There are two pairings; Sasuke and Naruto are paired with two girls and there is slight Sakura bashing!
Disclaimer: My friend and I do not own Naruto. if we did there would be MAJOR CHANGES! like Sasuke wouldn't be all messed up in the head!
Enjoy!
-Nanami&Livetodraw
At the Arcade
"We need to exchange our money for quarters." Frankie told the others. "Nikki where's are money please" Frankie said holding out her hands waiting for Nikki to give her some money, followed by Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura copying Frankie and holding their hands out to Nikki.
"Hey! What do I look like a bank?" Nikki asked the others.
"Yes, yes you do Nikki." Frankie said pushing her hands forward.
"Jees" sigh "fine, since I'm the only one with money here, but Frankie you owe me $40" Nikki told Frankie while handing everybody money.
"Hey, wait a minute; you only gave me $8! Well!" Frankie said counting her money.
"That's for everyone else Frankie, but changing the subject, the coin slot is over this way" Nikki said walking over to a line of 5 people.
Once everybody was in line, they found out there were a lot more than 5 people in line, like 20 people.
"Nikki I am not going to pay you back 'cause I don't have any money since I spent it all on Webkinz". Frankie told Nikki
"So that's why Naruto looked so freaked, you made him carry all your webkinz" Nikki told Frankie
"Yes I did" Frankie said back to Nikki
Once Nikki got the coins and before Naruto could challenge Sasuke to DDR, they looked up to see a black screen that read 3…2…1
Dear diary…mood: apathetic
On the screen was Sasuke, and it looked like he was singing along with the words
"AW snap what ever you do Sasuke don't look at the screen" Frankie and Nikki said to Sasuke.
"What are you guys talking about" Sasuke asked the two girls.
"UMMM… nothing Sasuke" Frankie and Nikki said at the same time
Sasuke pushed Frankie out of the way so he could see the screen, now it they were starting to sing the line,
"I'm emo enough to start shaving my legs cause i feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag"
And was dancing and singing, showing a close up of his legs that *gasp* had no hair! And then a picture of him in a semi-tight black outfit.
"Nikki I think we should duck for cover" Frankie said getting under a nearby table. Frankie told Nikki before Sasuke exploded
Sasuke watched the video, and just stood there silently.
The two girls watch the video and Sasuke to see how he reacts to the video.
My parents think I'm gay just because I kissed a guy… I mean can't a couple of guys make out with out being gay
"OH SNAP why does this part have to show up" Frankie told Nikki from under a table.
"He hasn't reacted to it yet" Nikki said to Frankie who was next to her under a table. "Maybe he is gay"
"You wish Nikki" -_- Frankie told her.
"Whatever Frankie, look Naruto is walking up to Sasuke, lets watch."
"But Nikki, don't you think we should warn Naruto?" Frankie asked Nikki.
"No way this is way more fun!" Nikki said shushing Frankie. Naruto walked over to Sasuke and asked
"Hey, Sasuke are you ok?"
Sasuke looked up at him then pointed to the screen. Naruto looked up and saw why he was so mad, there was a fan picture of Naruto and Sasuke kissing, Naruto froze in shock, then yelled "I'm gonna kill whoever made this video!" Nikki was cracking up while Frankie was very worried for Naruto's safety. Sasuke stands there silently and 3……….2…..1…. BOOM!
Naruto went flying through the room and bashed into the wall, making a hole.
"Do you think it's safe to go out now?" Frankie asked Nikki.
"I don't know but I'm not getting stuck under the table." Nikki told Frankie jumping up
"Fine, but you get to go and get Sasuke back his old awesome person he is and I get to go and get Naruto." Frankie told Nikki
"HA ha you get to go and get Sasuke back" Frankie rubbed in Nikki's face
"What" Nikki complained to Frankie
"Maybe you and Sasuke can fall in love" Frankie told Nikki in a lovy dovy voice
"Excuse me" Nikki said with a blush "What about you and Naruto" Nikki said making a kissy face
"Well…well I haven't gotten any were with him yet" Frankie said to Nikki with her face all red
"Well, we should go get the guys first, don't you think?" Nikki asked Frankie.
"Ya your right, I have to make sure Naruto didn't die." Frankie said walking over to the hole in the wall.
"Ok, now where did Sasuke go?" Nikki said looking around. She heard something behind her and Nikki turned around and saw Sasuke standing behind her.
"What were you guys talking about with the 'fall in love' thing?" Sasuke asked Nikki.
"Oh…well…uh" Nikki stuttered turning red then turning around to see Frankie and Naruto walking back "Frankie likes Naruto!" Nikki said pointing to Frankie.
"Darn right I do!…aw crap I shouldn't have said that out loud" Frankie said also turning red.
"Great job Frankie." Nikki said giggling at Frankie.
"Oh ya, well you like Sasuke! Beat that" Frankie said pointing to Nikki.
"Uhhh…" The two boys stood there with slight blushes on their faces. Nikki and Frankie turned around realizing there position. Everybody was silent.
"Awkward silence gay baby born!" Nikki yelled.
"Wow Nikki" Everybody but Nikki said in unison. Frankie took out her phone, flipped it open, and pointed it at Naruto.
"What are you doing Frankie?" Naruto asked her.
"This" Frankie said taking a picture of Naruto, then she edited it to look like this
"Uhh…" Naruto started to blush.
"Awww" Nikki and Sasuke said in unison.
"Oh my gosh, Sasuke I never thought an emo could say Aww!" Nikki said surprised.
"Nikki, don't even go there." Sasuke said starting to get pissed off. "But Nikki what about you?" Sasuke asked Nikki, talking about the 'you like Sasuke' thing.
"Oh, I know!" Nikki said getting out her phone and taking a picture of Sasuke. Then editing it to look like this
"What do you think?" Nikki asked Sasuke.
"What ever." Sasuke said turning his head
"Yey, he likes it!" Nikki said with a smile, then hugging Sasuke.
After, Sakura walked up to the group with a slushie in her hand.
"Hi guys…Nikki what are you doing to Sasuke-kun!" Sakura asked getting mad.
"I'm hugging him, why?" Nikki asked Sakura back.
"You can't just hug him like that!" Sakura yelled at her.
"Why not?" Nikki asked still holding on to Sasuke.
"Because he might not want you to!" Sakura yelled at Nikki again.
"Why?" Nikki asked her.
"Because…" Sakura stated back.
"'Cause why?"
"Because"
"'Cause why?"
"Because"
"Cause why?"
Frankie saw this was going to take a while and saw her chance to get a free slushie. Frankie swiftly grabbed the slushie from Sakura's hand without her noticing.
"Hey, can I have some?" Naruto asked Frankie
"Sure" Frankie said handing the slushie over to Naruto.
"This is some good slushie" Naruto said after a sip.
"Ya I know right." Frankie said smiling at Naruto. Naruto smiled back.
Now back to Sakura and Nikki
"Cause why?"
"Because"
"Cause why?"
"Because"
"Sakura your slushie is gone." Nikki told Sakura looking down at her hand.
"What…hey! Frankie give me my slushie back!" Sakura said turning around to Frankie.
"Oh, sure" Frankie told Sakura handing her the empty slushie container.
"Hey you ate it all!" Sakura yelled. "Ah screw this" Sakura said throwing the slushie behind her and balling her hand into a fist, about to punch Nikki. Seeing this Sasuke got in front of Sakura and spoke to her, "Sakura just give it a rest."
Sakura stopped her actions and fainted.
"Awesome Sasuke!" Nikki told Sasuke smiling.
"Sure, whatever." Sasuke said turning his head again.
"Can we leave her here?" Nikki asked Sasuke.
"No Nikki, we can't just leave her here" -_- Sasuke told her.
"Fine, but I'm not carrying her." Nikki told Sasuke.
"Don't worry" Sasuke told Nikki looking at her. "Hey where's Naruto and Frankie?"
"Oh, there over there" Nikki pointed to behind her where Naruto and Frankie were talking "Flirting, hey! Lovebirds come on we need to wake up Sakura!" Nikki yelled to Naruto and Frankie.
"Well" Frankie said walking over to Sakura with Naruto.
"Hey Sasuke spit on her she might wake up to you that way" Frankie told Sasuke laughing
"What no I'm not going to do that to her" Sasuke told Frankie back
"Well what are we going to do?" Frankie asked the others
"IDK" Nikki told Frankie
"Fine you know what I'm just going to buy water and wake her up." Frankie told the others.
Frankie went and bought a very cold water bottle, unscrewed the cap and poured it on top of Sakura.
"Ya she's awake now we can leave cause I'm tired of being here, geese what time is it Nikki" Frankie asked Nikki very tired.
"Well Frankie don't you have your own phone?" Nikki asked Frankie.
"Yes I do but I don't feel like taking it out of my pocket." Frankie told Nikki frankly.
"Fine" Nikki said taking out her own phone, "it's 2:30, I think we should start heading back."
"Hey girls, what are we going to do about the hole in the wall?" Naruto asked the girls turning to Sasuke. Right then an employee walked over to the group and spoke
"Excuse me kids, but you have to pay the money for the damage done."
"But, but Sasuke was the one that went psycho!" Nikki said pouting.
"Well I'm not the one with the money now am I Nikki." Sasuke told her.
"Bla" Nikki stuck out her tongue.
"I really don't care who pays, but I need the money, I will be over there if you need me" the employee said picking up his mop and walking over to a spilled drink.
"Ok guys, I now what I'm doing, nothing! Lets go." Frankie said running for the exit.
"Wait for us Frankie!" Everybody else said running out of the mall.
Back at Nikki's House
The five walked up the steps to Nikki's front door and saw a note on the door. Nikki picked up the note and read it to the others.
"The note says 'Dear Nikki and Frankie, Your dad, Aunt Julie, Uncle Denis, and I are going to Hawaii for a month, it's our second honeymoon. Aunt Julie and Uncle Denis left Nick with Aunt Linda, so if you need him you know where to find him. Be good! See you in a month -Mom' that's great!" Nikki yelled after reading the note to the others.
"Frankie you have a brother?" Sakura asked Frankie.
"Yes, yes I do." Frankie stated. Right then Nikki's phone started to vibrate. Nikki picked up her phone and saw she had a text message. Nikki typed in some words and then sent a reply.
"Who was that?" Sasuke asked.
"It was Tony!" Nikki yelled happily.
"Oh, your boyfriend" Sasuke said sadly.
"Why so sad Sasuke?" Naruto whispered to his best friend.
"Shut it dobe."
"Ha! You're so jealous" Naruto whispered back.
"Ewwwwww! NO WAY HE'S MY COUSIN!" Nikki said grossed out, breaking up the conversation between the two boys.
"You mean our awesome homey!" Frankie added
"Ya and he's coming over" Nikki told the others.
"Nikki, shouldn't we have warned Tony?" Frankie asked Nikki.
"No, let him be surprised." Nikki said to Frankie.
"Fine, what ever." Frankie replied.
"Wait, what are you going to warn him about?" Sasuke asked
"Ya, about what?" Naruto also asked.
"What's wrong, tell us." Sakura added.
"Oh nothing guys" Frankie told the three ninja.
"Why can't you tell us?" Naruto asked Frankie.
"Because," Nikki told Naruto.
"Because why?" Sakura asked smartly.
"Don't start Sakura" Sasuke told her "But, seriously why can't you tell us?" Sasuke asked Nikki.
"You don't need to know." Nikki told him "now let's go inside guys" Nikki said grabbing Sasuke's arm and pulling him inside.
"Ya lets go to DDR!" Frankie said happily also pulling Naruto inside. Sakura followed after.
Down Stairs
"When's Tony gonna get here?" Frankie asked Nikki.
"I don't know, hey Sasuke Naruto you can't beat the challenge song, will you let someone else on, you've played this thing over 10 times already." Nikki asked Naruto and Sasuke.
"I stopped counting after 5" Frankie told Nikki. Naruto heard this and started to laugh, and messed up the song.
"Dobe, stop flirting and concentrate on the song." Sasuke said to Naruto.
"Shut-up Sasuke," Naruto said getting a blush on his face, "What about you huh?"
"Naruto…" Sasuke said getting mad.
"Will you two shut-up and let us on!" Frankie yelled pushing Naruto and Sasuke off the mats.
"Thank you Frankie." Nikki said.
Frankie picked a song and Nikki and Frankie started playing.
"OK SEDUCTION TIME!" Frankie said excited.
"Frankie! Can we ever play another song?!" Nikki asked Frankie annoyed
"Nope" Frankie told her making the peace sigh.
Nanami: So? what do you think?
Sasuke: *twitch twitch*
Nanami:.. o gosh now wut?
Sasuke: What the heck was with that song! I just watched that and......ahhhh! And what's with you wanting me to be gay?!
Nanami:...
Sasuke: Na-
Livetodraw: HI PEOPLE!!
Nanami: You're back! Where were you?
Livetodraw: we were secretly watching you!! Haha!!
Sasuke: *twitch*
Naruto: HAHA SASUKE! THAT SONG..HA!
Sasuke: you were in it too, you know...
Naruto: *twitch*
Nanami: no! Naruto's caught the sickness!!
Livetodraw: *metal music starts* GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS! GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
Nanami: *picks up guitar and starts rocking out like the almighty god she is!*
Naruto&Sasuke: will you two SHUT UP!
Livetodraw: meany butts!
Nanami: ya!
Sasuke: but seriously back to what we were talking about b4
Nanami:...
Livetodraw:...
Livetodraw: Sasuke you still have to make those magical messy chocolate chip cookies
Naruto: Ya Sasuke! i want cookies!
Sasuke: bu-
Nanami: Sasuke you need to learn to let it die
Sasuke: but-
Nanami: All in good time, young grasshopper
Livetodraw: the almighty god has spoken! *godly theme song starts again*
Nanami: hehe
Naruto: but ur not god!
Nanami:...
Naruto: *gets struck by lightning*
Nanami: YES. I. AM!!!
Livetodraw: Great job, you killed it!
Nanami: heh...hehheh....
Sasuke:...guys....
Livetodraw&Nanami: what now emo boy!
Sasuke:...i think people want to leave...
Livetodraw: fine, but next time you're making those cookies!
Sasuke: *sigh*
Nanami: well, bye anybody how's still out there! R&R so Sasuke makes those cookies!!
Livetodraw: Ya people!
Nanami: and you'll get waffles! so just press that pretty little button down there :D BYZ! *whispers* say bye, LTD, Sasuke!
Sasuke:....bye....
Nanami: heh...hehe...*godly music*
Livetodraw: AWESOMES
Namai: i thought i told u to say bye!
Livetodraw: BYE
Nanami: yey! cya next time ppl!