HOLY CRAP! its been a while!! jees i startd skool n bame! i barley get enough time 2 wash my hair!! Well i finally got Livetodraw over to my house again n heres r result XD Yes n no killing me 4 not having any of my other chapters um....up yet...? remembr w/ this story i only half author! cut me some slack!!!!! hehe...i think im digging my own grave so ill shut up...
Warnings: This story is completely and utterly RANDOM!!! BUT VERY FUNNY!
Sakura bashing! no flamy! but she get betta, bashing not in the whole thing
Cursing, yes there cursing, but we not saliors!
SasukeXOC NarutoXOC
Disclaimer: Livetodraw and I dont own Naruto :( ruin my dreams why dont ya!
Enjoy!
-Nanami&Livetodraw
"Some one needs to check on Sakura to see what she is doing up stairs" Frankie said quietly to the others
"Well I don't want to she might kill me" Nikki told Frankie
"Fine I will do it" Frankie told Nikki walking towards the stairs
"No you shouldn't you need to rest your arm, you don't need to worry about Sakura she would come down when she is ready to" Naruto told Frankie holding her good arm back
"Fine" Frankie said to Naruto upset, "but I still think I should since it was my fault, maybe I do deserve this wound"
"No it's not your fault that's crazy talk" Naruto told her trying to change her mined
"I don't know what to do?" Frankie said putting her head on Naruto's shoulder
"Just forget about it, Nikki, Sasuke could you please go see if Sakura's alright, it might help Frankie." Naruto asked Sasuke and Nikki.
"Sure we will." Nikki replied pulling a stubborn Sasuke up the stairs. One thing he did not want to deal with right now was a PMSing Sakura.
"Come-on Sasuke, move your butt!" Nikki said once they were all the way up the stairs, but Nikki was still pulling Sasuke.
"There's no way I'm dealing with Sakura right now." Sasuke stated, still not moving on his own.
"But it's for Frankie's sake, please Sasuke." Nikki said letting go of Sasuke's arm.
"Why can't you do it?" Sasuke asked Nikki.
"Because she'll kill me, please Sasuke, you don't want me dead do you?" Nikki asked Sasuke with a puppy-dog face.
"What ever" Sasuke said walking up the hall.
"I win" Nikki said to herself. They both walked up the hall until they heard Sakura crying in the bathroom. They both stopped and Nikki knocked on the door.
"Sakura? Are you ok?" Nikki asked on the other side of the door.
"NO! Go away!" Sakura yelled.
"Come-on Sakura open up all we want to do is talk." Nikki tried to persuade her.
"NO! You're the reason I hit Frankie! I hate you so much Nikki, I don't like Frankie anymore either!" Sakura yelled starting to weep again. Nikki was a little surprised about what Sakura said so she decided to ask a question, to see if she could find the source to Sakura's anger.
"What do you mean Sakura?" Nikki asked her.
"What do I mean! You know exactly what I mean" Sakura yelled at Nikki.
"Well if you would tell me I might be able to change!" Nikki yelled back, getting a little annoyed. Sasuke had had enough yelling so he decided to intervene
"Sakura could you tell me what you are crying about, almost anybody can change."
"Sasuke is that you? Nikki that is the reason I'm so mad! How could you take Sasuke like that?!" Sakura yelled through her tears.
"What are you taking about Sakura, I didn't take Sasuke he's right here." Nikki told Sakura a little confused.
"You know what I mean! I see the way you two look at each other, how can you do that when you know I love Sasuke!" Sakura yelled, crying very much now. Nikki started to blush as Sakura said this, amazingly, so did Sasuke. Now, Sasuke was beyond annoyed, he burst the door open and saw Sakura crying in a corner(Nanami: emo corner tehe Livetodraw: what are you doing here?! leave now! *drags Nanami away*).
"Listen Sakura I don't know about love or anything like that, but when you see something like that you usually move on! Get it in your head that I will never like you like that!" and with that Sasuke left. Nikki walked towards the shocked Sakura to see if she was alright.
"Hey Sakura are you okay?" Nikki asked her. Sakura turned to Nikki and spoke
"Am I ok, Am I ok!" Sakura balled her hand into a fist "You stole Sasuke from me!" and with that Sakura punched Nikki which threw Nikki a couple of feet away, you also heard a crack. Sasuke ran back in and saw Nikki flying back out of the bathroom; he had a feeling that Sakura did it. Sasuke ran to Nikki's side and helped her sit up.
"OW! I think she broke my jaw" Nikki said starting to tear up. Sasuke started to get really mad.
"Sakura, why did you hit her?" Sasuke asked Sakura in his monotone voice, pulling Nikki close to him, getting Sakura even madder.
"She stole you from me Sasuke, can't you see she's just using you?!" Sakura yelled getting up from her corner. Sasuke turned to Nikki to see her reaction. Nikki looked up at Sasuke shaking her head with tears in her eyes, she was afraid Sasuke believed Sakura.
Sasuke was very close to hitting Sakura, but he just left Sakura there in the bathroom, Sasuke helped Nikki off the floor and took the second first aid kit from the cabinet. Sasuke and Nikki walked up the hall and went into Nikki's bedroom and closed the door.
"OW! That hurt Sasuke can you be a little more gentle!" Nikki whined while Sasuke put an ice pack on Nikki's hurt jaw.
"Stop moving and it wont hurt as much!" Sasuke yelled annoyed.
"Fine," Nikki said letting Sasuke work on her jaw, "hey, Sasuke thanks." Nikki said in a small voice.
"What do you need to thank me for?" Sasuke asked not stopping his work.
"I mean, you know for sticking up for me and believing me not Sakura."
"Like I would ever trust Sakura over you, especially after what she did to Frankie."
"Really?" she asked puzzled
"Of course, why would I" Sasuke asked also confused
"Well, in the show you guys…kind of like each other and are in a relationship, of course then you leave and break her heart and everything." Nikki stated.
"Wow, thanks Nikki you made me feel like such a good person" Sasuke said sarcastically.
"OW!" Nikki yelled in pain.
"I said don't move!" Sasuke yelled, "But seriously I would never be with Sakura."
"Really?" Nikki asked questionably.
"Ya, let me show you…" Sasuke leaned forward and kissed Nikki's forehead, making sure not to hurt her cheek. Nikki started turning red.
"Wha-what was that for?" Nikki stuttered, still red
"Heh, I told you I would show you." Sasuke said with a smug grin.
"seriously?" Nikki asked astonished.
"Ya, just don't start bitching me around" Sasuke said dead serious.
"Wow Sasuke, you really know how to kill a mood"-_- Nikki told him.
Just then Naruto came bursting through the door.
"HEY! ARE YOU TWO OKAY! SAKURA WAS LIKE, WOW!" Naruto yelled worried, then he saw Sasuke sitting close to Nikki and Nikki's face all red. "Was I interrupting something?" Naruto asked.
(Nikki) -_-
(Sasuke) -_-
THEN Frankie walked into the room, "What's up peoples!" she saw Nikki and Sasuke and pointed to each a couple of times and finally came to a solution, "OH YA!" Frankie yelled happily raising her injured arm, "OW!"
"Frankie! Don't move that arm!" Naruto yelled holding Frankie's arm like it was glass.
"Ya, can you two flirt somewhere else"-_- Nikki asked annoyed.
"Seriously"-_- Sasuke added.
"Fine peoples just don't come crying to us when you kill yourselves!" Frankie yelled.
"Says the person who just hurt her injured arm," Nikki told her.
"YES!" Frankie yelled.
"Wow, you two are just alike." Sasuke told the two.
"YEY!" Frankie yelled.
"You know what Frankie shut-up." Nikki told her.
"Ok Nikki" Frankie told her all hyper.
"Naruto, what did you let Frankie eat?" Nikki asked Naruto.
"Uh…well she said her arm hurt so I let her eat some chocolate bars," Naruto told the others
"Not chocolate, cha-co-lat-e!" Frankie yelled high on sugar.
"How many bars?" Sasuke asked
"All five…"
"What! Naruto you idiot do you know what happens to Frankie when she eats too much sugar!" Nikki yelled very angry.
"SUGAR!" Frankie yelled spinning. "Wee!"
Just then there was a giant KABOOM from down-stairs.
"Our homey Tony blew-up!" Frankie yelled still spinning.
"Grrr," Nikki lightly growled, "I'm gonna kill him"
"I GO GET TONY!!!!" Frankie yelled running out of Nikki's room.
"Wait Frankie!" Naruto yelled also running out of the room.
"We should go too." Nikki said looking over to Sasuke.
"Whatever." They both got up off the bed and walked out of the room. Sasuke and Nikki walked down the steps to the basement and saw Frankie, Naruto, and Tony standing in front of what used to be the television.
"What…did…you…do…" Nikki said trying to control her anger.
"THE TV WENT BOOM!" Frankie yelled.
"Who…" Nikki growled.
Then everybody but Nikki pointed to Tony who was the closest to the TV.
"Tony…" Nikki growled stomping over to Tony.
"Wait, wait, Nikki, it-it wasn't my fault," Tony said backing up
"Yes it was!" Frankie yelled in the background
"Shut-up Frankie!" Tony yelled, forgetting about Nikki for a moment. That gave Nikki just enough time, she jumped at Tony and started beating him up with her razor-sharp nails [Livetodraw: Claws! Nanami: Shut-up LTD!] All the while the others heard Tony yelling
"OW! Wait Nikki stop! Ouch that hurts! Not there! AHH!"
2 minutes later
"Ow…" Tony whimpered laying on the ground
"Well you shouldn't have broken my TV" Nikki told him.
"Nikki, Tony didn't brake the TV." Frankie said calmly
"WHAT!" Everybody yelled surprised (even Tony)
"Ya! He exploded the TV!" Frankie yelled happily.
"You know what Frankie, you're not helping." Nikki said rubbing her temples.
"And Naruto, it's your fault Frankie is like this." Sasuke said looking to Naruto.
"It's not all my fault Sasuke-teme!" Naruto yelled.
"OH why yes it is Naruto! If you didn't give her the chocolates in the first place she wouldn't be like this!" Nikki yelled back at Naruto.
"Shut-up Nikki! I didn't know!" Naruto yelled back at her.
"Hey don't yell at her!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto.
"Oh, so it's ok for you to flirt with Nikki but it's not ok for me to flirt with Frankie!" Naruto yelled.
"OH don't be mad about that!" Nikki butted in. And the three continued fighting. While Frankie just stood and watched. After about two minutes or so Frankie walked over to the broken TV while humming. Frankie started analyzing the TV and then pointed her hands at the TV.
Naruto, Sasuke, and Nikki heard a 'zap' and all turned to Frankie who was next to the TV and low-and-behold there was the TV looking brand new.
"How…" Naruto said jaw-dropped, along with Nikki and Sasuke.
"Behold the spirit fingers!" Frankie yelled wiggling her fingers in front of the three.
"What…" Tony said drowsy, finally recovering from Nikki's attack. Then he saw the TV all fixed. "What the!?" He yelled
"Don't ask," Nikki said ignoring Tony.
"You're saved homey TONY!" Frankie yelled.
"We should give her chocolate more." Sasuke said looking to Naruto.
"Ya, we should," Naruto agreed.
"Whatever, I'm going home" Tony said getting up slowly and limping up the steps.
"Wow" Nikki said still shocked.
"Hey, what happened to Sakura?" Naruto asked Nikki and Sasuke.
"I wish she'd go die." Sasuke growled
"Well that's nice Sasuke but that doesn't answer my question." Naruto said annoyed.
"I.d.k. and i.d.c." Frankie said turning her head.
"We left that bitch to go kill herself in the bathroom." Nikki growled just as nasty as Sasuke.
"Wow, so I'm the only one who really cares pretty much." Naruto said with sweat-drop
"Why would you care?! She did this to me!" Frankie yelled holding up her arm that still had the bandages on it.
"Uh, well I don't want her to die." Naruto told Frankie.
"I don't like you anymore!" Frankie yelled running up-stairs.
"Smooth," Sasuke said.
"Wait Frankie!" Naruto tried to yell, but Frankie couldn't hear him, "Ya know you're not helping."
"Ya, I know." Sasuke said coolly.
"Oh, gee thanks Sasuke." Naruto walked up the steps in hope of finding Frankie.
"He's not very good at the whole 'relationship' thing." Nikki told Sasuke.
"Well he is an idiot." Sasuke said back.
"Hey that's not nice!"
"Well it's true."
"Ya, but still you shouldn't say that."
"Why?"
"Well we all know you love each other."
"What…" Sasuke said creeped out.
"I mean like a brother idiot!" Nikki yelled blushing.
"Oh, hey I'm not the idiot that's the dobe!" Sasuke yelled.
"Oh wow, you two are alike." Nikki told him.
"Shut-up" Sasuke said kissing her on the forehead. Nikki started to turn red and she did shut-up.
"What ever," Nikki said walking over to the couch with Sasuke to watch TV (thanks to Frankie).
With Frankie and Naruto
Once Naruto got up the steps he saw Frankie sitting opposite the couch holding her knees up to her chest.
"Frankie?" Naruto asked, wondering if she was okay.
"What?" was Frankie's sharp reply.
"Come-on Frankie what did I do?" Naruto whined.
"That's exactly why I'm mad!" Frankie yelled, still holding her knees to her chest.
"Oh my gosh! You girls are so complicated!" Naruto whined again.
"Naruto, you're not helping at all!" Frankie yelled again
"Well why are you mad?! Is it because of Sakura?!"
"Ding-ding we got a winner!" Frankie yelled sarcastically
"Well, I'm sorry I don't want to kill her!"
"It's not that, you just don't care she hurt me!" Frankie yelled getting mad again.
"NO, Frankie I care." Naruto said trying to apologize
"Oh, sure…" Frankie didn't believe him
"Well, how can I make it up to you?" Naruto asked sitting next to Frankie.
"How about being smarter," Frankie pouted.
"Hey, I'm doing the best I can!" Naruto stated
"You're not good at it." Frankie said looking at him
"Sorry, let me make it up to you." Naruto leaned in closer to Frankie, Frankie's eyes widened as their lips connected. It was only a short kiss, as it was their first, when Naruto broke the kiss he couldn't help but chuckle at the exasperated expression on Frankie's face.
"What?" Frankie asked in a small voice.
"hehe, your face" Naruto tried to stop laughing. Then Frankie gently hit Naruto on the head, which did stop him from laughing.
"You're an idiot, you know that." Frankie told Naruto, leaning her head on Naruto's shoulder, which made Naruto blush a little.
"Well, that's why everybody loves me!" Naruto announced, wrapping his arm around Frankie's waist. They just stayed in that position for a minute before Naruto spoke.
"But what did happen to Sakura?"
"Like I know." Frankie stated
"We should look for her, I doubt Nikki and Sasuke are going to look. They're too busy." Naruto told Frankie
"What, busy? Doing what?" Frankie asked
"Uh, nothing…" Naruto tried to change the subject. Then Frankie realized what he was talking about,
"Naruto you perv!" she yelled. "Okay, I will forget what you just said, even though I will tell Nikki later."
"No! Don't Sasuke will kill me!" Naruto pleaded on his knees.
"Well you should have thought about that before you opened your big mouth." Frankie told Naruto turning her head.
"Grr you're mean Frankie…Fine, let's go look for Sakura." Naruto got up.
"What, but I like torturing you!"
"You're real nice Frankie." Naruto said looking back to her.
"Fine, fine, I'm coming." Frankie got up off the couch and fallowed Naruto up the hall. Naruto went and looked in Nikki's bedroom while Frankie looked in the hall bathroom. Frankie opened the door and saw something horrible, hideous; disgusting! [Nanami: Ok Livetodraw I think they get it]
"AHH!" Frankie yelled
"Frankie what is it!" Naruto yelled running out of Nikki's bedroom into the hall where Frankie was standing and pointing to Sakura with her makeup running down her face.
Naruto saw what Frankie was pointing at and flipped backward!
"What the heck happened to you" Frankie ask Sakura with a not so shocked face
"GRRRRRRRRRRRR" Sakura growled. Then Sakura quickly got up out of her corner and grabbed Frankie's bad arm, Frankie winced in pain on contact.
"Let go of her" Naruto yelled.
"Shut-up Naruto!" Sakura said while gradually letting go of Frankie.
"It's ok Naruto she's fine" Frankie told Naruto
"Lets go down stairs and claim spots on the couch to sleep on before Nikki and Sasuke do" Frankie told Naruto as they go down the stairs.
Before Frankie and Naruto could get down the stairs, Sakura slowly walked towards Frankie and hugged her while crying in apology. Naruto looked back to the two girls with a questioning look.
"Ya, I forgive you Sakura." Frankie said grabbing Sakura's arm that was rapped around her.
"Thanks Frankie" Sakura said quietly. Then Naruto walked toward the two girls.
"Are we all good now?" He asked.
"Yep!" Frankie yelled smiling.
"Alright, let's go back downstairs and find a place for the night before Nikki and Sasuke take up the whole couch with their…" Naruto didn't get to finish before Frankie hit him on the head.
"Naruto, you're such a perv!" Frankie scolded.
"But that's why you like me!" Naruto told her with his famous smile. Frankie blushed realizing he was right, and she continued walking,
"I'm gonna tell Nikki what you said." Frankie told Naruto
"Aw crap" Naruto said to himself.
Last time on completely and utterly randomness coments at the end of THE AWESOME STORY
Naruto: why i otta-
and so it begins...
Naruto:...i...i forget wut i wuz gonna say...
Livetodraw: smmmmmoooooth
Naruto: well its been too long! u guys kept me in the same position for weeks!
Livetodraw: it build muscles!!
Naruto:...
Livetodraw:i-
Nanami: onward Pie!!!!! *comes running in on Sasuke's back*
Naruto: why are you riding on Sasuke
Nanami: his names not Sasuke! its Pie!! and hes my horsie
Sasuke: help me...
Nanami: i wuv u 2 babe!!!
Sasuke:...
Naruto: wut did you give her?
Livetodraw: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Nanami: we just went to the candy store cuz Livetodraw wuz being 2 lazy w/ the updating and we got bored so then i figured out that Sasuke has a MMMMMAAAAJJJOOOORRRR sweet tooth so then i made a bet that he couldnt walk through the whole entire store without eatin anything...and he lost XD
Naruto:...Sasuke...sweet tooth????!!!
Sasuke: just shut up Naruto, just shut up
Nanami: Sasuke's funny when hes on a sugar high XD
Livetodraw: ya first he started making out with a candy barrel and then he threw the barrel away and started making out with Nanami XD
Naruto: how'd you know?! you were here with me!!!
Livetodraw: its the magic of the spirit fingers
Nanami: yey spirit fingers!!!
Naruto:...wait, so how does Sasuke making out with you end with you riding on his back?
Livetodraw: poor little grasshopper, this is a simple question with a simple answer. i dont know
Nanami: no, listen to sempai, its a long long story that has been passed down through many generations of the shinobi villages. The story of the 1st ninja war.
Naruto: WHAT?!?!!? HOW IN THE WORLD DID THE NINJA WAR START WITH CANDY SASUKE?!?!
Sasuke:...
Naruto: *backs away*
Livetodraw: it just happened like 30 seconds ago jees get ur facts straight!
Nanami: duh!!!!
Sasuke:...
Naruto:...
Sasuke: its the truth, sorry man
Nanami: oh oh!!! me me pick on me!!! *waves hand in the air*
Naruto:...what?
Nanami: now i know why Sasukes all crazy in shippuden n y he leaves Naruto!!!!
Naruto:....why...?
Sasuke: crap
Nanami: Pedo-Oro gave him CANDY!!!! hes always on sugar high!!! YEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Livetodraw: said the one that's still on Sasuke's back
Naruto: Sasuke...is this true
Sasuke:... um huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
A MINUTE LATER
Sasuke: huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu no
Sasuke: waite huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu actually yes
Naruto: seriously dude
Livetodraw: lol man lolz
Livetodraw: *laughing so hard she starts to hug Naruto*
Naruto: *blush*
Nanami: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Livetodraw: question why are you still on Sasuke's back?
Nanami: I don't know actually *gets off back*
Livetodraw: *still hugging Naruto* *blushes*
Naruto: *blushes*
Nanami:...
Sasuke:...
Nanami:...i lost my sugar rush....
Sasuke:...me too...
Nanami: i sllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppyyyyyyy *falls on the ground*
Sasuke: ya...me- *falls!*
Naruto: hey Nanami Sasuke wake up! if you dont i have to say the ending thingy again!
Sasuke&Nanami: ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Livetodraw: I help you out buddy
Naruto: jee thanks
Livetodraw:I mean it I will
Naruto:...ok...so if anybodys still there, Nanami will only wake up if you review, so please!!! i dont wanna do this again! and *looks at script* o gawd do i really have to say this?
Livetodraw: What?
Naruto: this!! *shows Livetodraw script*
Livetodraw: but you must the show must go on... be brave
Naruto: *sigh* and if you do review Sasuke will make the wonderfull fabulous cho-co-lat-e gooy cookies of awesomeness....there you happy? ya know what just forget it
Livetodraw: what ... Huh did you say something I wasn't paying attention srry
Naruto: forget you Livetodraw...im going to sleep! *curles up in corner with Kakashi plushy*
Livetodraw: no don't please not with out me move over!!
Naruto: ugh *moves over* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Livetodraw: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*Lady walks in the room and licks Naruto's face*
Lady: WOOF!
The End
"SHUT UP!"