HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hola mis amigos es story muy inseresante so escuchas...i mean lees!!!!! Hehe i finally not failing spanish anymore :D but beware....i is no espanol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is a very white chick if you didnt know :) n no offence to any epsanol ppl tht i abuse they languageses!!!!! so we finaly got another chapter up! yey!!! so i cant think of anything to say right now so lets get into the awesomeness right now!!!!!!
Warnings: This story is completely and utterly RANDOM!!! BUT VERY FUNNY! Sakura bashing...i think...no flamy! but if there is any its gonna get better!
Cursing, yes there's cursing, but we not saliors!....yet...tehe!
SasukeXOC NarutoXOC
Disclaminer: Livetodraw and I don't own Naruto cuz if we did than it wouldn't be obvious that Sasuke's gonna die and my yaoi would rule the world!!!!!
Livetodraw: SHUT UP NANAMI!
...well still...we dont own it or we wouldn't be writting fanfiction....
Enjoy!
-Nanami & Livetodraw
Down Stairs
When the three got downstairs they saw Nikki and Sasuke making out on the couch.
"Oh my gosh Naruto was right!" Frankie yelled shocked.
"Ha! See I am smart." Naruto announced
"Um, you guys are really loud, I think they heard you." Sakura told Naruto and Frankie.
"They don't care, watch." Frankie said walking over to the couch. "Hola mi amigos" Frankie said while almost flipping over the couch
"What's ya dosens" Frankie asked Nikki. Nikki gave no answer, ignoring Frankie, keeping her lips connected to Sasuke's. Frankie then got mad and called Naruto over, "Hey Naruto can you break them up?" she asked.
"Uh, fine" Naruto reached down and pried the two away from each other.
"Naruto, what are you doing?" Sasuke asked a little mad.
"Frankie told me too! Don't kill me!" Naruto yelled, pointing to Frankie.
"Don't worry Naruto, he won't kill you." Frankie said cracking her knuckles.
"Ya but I'll kill you." Nikki told Frankie sitting up.
"No you won't." Frankie told her
"Yes I will" Nikki argued
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"SI!"
"Will you guys stop?" Sasuke and Naruto asked the two girls
"NO!" the two girls said in unison.
"Can we just sit down, I'm tired" Sakura told the others.
"What is she doing here?" Nikki asked
"Um, apology was accepted." Frankie smiled
"Uh, not by me." Nikki said angrily. Then Sakura walked up to Nikki and said
"Nikki please, I'm real sorry, I was mean. But I was just mad, can you ever forgive me?" Sakura asked in a pathetic voice.
"…" Nikki just looked at her.
"Come-on just forgive her, if she does anything else I'll beat her to a pulp." Sasuke told Nikki, wrapping his arm around her shoulders; which made Nikki blush and she sat down next to Sasuke.
"Oh cool, I call this spot" Frankie said sitting in the spot where she is going to sleep tonight
Then Naruto sat next to Frankie, witch made her blush a little.
"I call this spot" Naruto said to anyone who felt like paying attention to him.
"And where am I going to sleep guys" Sakura said to the others, but they were all asleep. Frankie and Naruto were asleep sitting up with Frankie's head on Naruto's chest. Sasuke and Nikki were lying down with Nikki's head in the crook of Sasuke's neck.
******Night Time*****
Everyone was still sleeping, when Frankie's cell phone rang. Frankie was still asleep when her phone rang so all she did was turnover. Her phone fell out of her pocket and hit Nikki on the head. During the night Nikki fell off the couch and was now upside down on the floor.
"Ow!" Nikki yelled when the phone hit her. "What the," Nikki was still dazed from sleep as she opened the phone and said, "Hello" in a drowsy voice
"Hello? Frankie?" asked the person on the other side of the line.
"No, this is Nikki." Nikki said, then yawning.
"O…k…Nikki can you get Frankie for me?" asked the person. Nikki threw the phone at Frankie and it hit her on the cheek.
"OW!" what was that for?!" Frankie asked angrily.
"It's for you" Nikki said in her half asleep voice pointing to the phone. Frankie picked-up the phone and said, "Hello?"
"Hey Frankie, its Nick." Said the person on the other line
"Hi Nick, what's up" Frankie said. Nikki heard the other person talking and then Frankie spoke.
"Okay, see ya then Nick." Then Frankie hung-up the phone
"Who was it?" Nikki asked, still in her sleeping position, but fully awake
"It was Nick. Tony, Juliana and he are coming over to go swimming in a couple of hours. Why are you upside down?" Frankie asked
"Oh ya," Nikki said getting back up on the couch "You guys knocked me off!"
"Well I don't care Nikki" Frankie told her
"I can see that you care" Nikki said to Frankie
"Yep I sure do" Frankie told Nikki with a slight grin
"Well since I'm up I will get dressed and go to my house to get my ipod and then on my way back I will pick up the peoples" Frankie told Nikki
"Fine what ever" Nikki said to Frankie
"Hey Nikki are the guys awake yet" Frankie asked Nikki
"No, and I don't think they will any time soon" Nikki told Frankie
"Well I was hoping that they would want to come and see my house and on my way there, I was hoping that I didn't have to walk by my self" Frankie told Nikki
Then Frankie walked up to the front of the couch and screamed so that the two boys would wake up.
"What was that for" Naruto said to Frankie
"I don't know…well do you want to come to my house?" Frankie asked Naruto and Sasuke
"I'LL GO" Naruto said full of energy
"Ya, Sasuke do you want to go" Frankie said
"No I'll pass" Sasuke told Frankie
"Sasuke you are so coming" Nikki told him
"I don't want to." He told her
"I'm not going by myself with the two love puppies over there." Nikki said pointing to Frankie and Naruto.
"Hey!" Naruto yelled at her.
"You know it's true." Nikki stated. Frankie blushed and also yelled at Nikki
"That's not true!" Frankie yelled
"S-u-r-e" Nikki said sarcastically
"Nikki you not coming!" Frankie yelled at her
"What! Why not!?" Nikki yelled upset
"You've been a bad cookie." Frankie scolded her
"But-but" Nikki said starting to fake tear-up
"Nikki, no" Frankie said again
"Grrrr"
"Nikki you're staying." Sasuke added in.
"MEANYS!" Nikki yelled at the group
"Bye Nikki" Naruto yelled starting to walk away with Frankie
"I'm gonna kill him!" Nikki yelled trying to grab him, but Sasuke held her back.
"Screw you Sasuke!" Nikki yelled pouting
"Well at least Nikki won't be lonely" Frankie told Sasuke with a big smile on her face
"What ever" Sasuke said to Frankie acting like he didn't care, even though he did, very much so.
"Naruto get dressed and… where did Sakura go" Frankie asked
Then in the PS2 room you could here music coming from the TV.
"I think I know where Sakura is" Frankie said
Frankie started to walk to the PS2 room and saw Sakura playing DDR on heavy
"Nikki Sakura is playing DDR" Frankie told Nikki
"What level is she playing" Nikki asked Frankie
"Heavy" Frankie told Nikki
"What! Fine I guess I will have to try to beat her" Nikki told Frankie walking to the PS2 room
"Have fun" Frankie said to Sasuke
Naruto and Frankie headed up stairs so that Frankie could get her key to her house.
"Ready Naruto" Frankie asked him
"Yes" Naruto told Frankie. Frankie and Naruto walked out the door to go to Frankie's house
They walked and walked, walking, walking some more.
2 minutes later…
"So" Frankie said to Naruto trying to break the silence
"…"
"You would love my house, it might not be as big as Nikki's but at least it is a house, ok maybe way smaller than Nikki's
"Um… where do you live" Naruto said a little shaky
"I live all they way over there, six houses down that road if you count the first house on the street" Frankie told Naruto pointing to the street of where she lives
"Cool" Naruto said
"Are you ok" Frankie asked Naruto
"Ya" Naruto answered
"Ok" Frankie said a little unsure about Naruto's answer
2 more minutes later
"We're here" Frankie said to Naruto
Frankie and Naruto ran up to her house.
"Wow, nice house" Naruto said not so enthusiastic
"You're not nice" Frankie said to Naruto. Frankie put her key into the key hole and opened the door to walk inside.
"Naruto are you afraid of dogs?" Frankie asked Naruto
"DOGS keep them away from me!" Naruto said hiding behind Frankie
"Come on there's only three of them" Frankie told Naruto
"I don't care just keep them away from me!" Naruto said still hiding behind Frankie
"Naruto you can't be afraid of my dogs" Frankie told Naruto trying to make him stop hiding behind her
"Okay I guess I can't convince you to not be afraid of my dogs" Frankie told Naruto with an evil smile on her face
Frankie then called her dogs so that they would come.
"Teena, Sophie, Snickers! Come here girls!" Frankie yelled so that they would come
"Wait, what! Frankie, no stop!" Naruto yelled as all three dogs came running out of the house and jumped on him. "Ow! No! The headband's not a chew toy!" Naruto tried to grab his head band out of the dog named Teena's mouth. "Frankie stop your dog!"
"Ha-ha!" While Frankie thought this was the funniest thing she had ever seen, everything had to come to an end. She yelled out to Teena right as she was about to rip the head band. Teena came running up to Frankie, Frankie grabbed the end on the headband that was hanging out of Teena's mouth and started pulling. Too bad Teena thought she was playing with her, Teena pulled back harder and started to drag Frankie.
"Naruto hey a little help!?" She yelled still holding onto the headband.
"Uh, ya sure!" Naruto yelled grabbing Frankie by the waist and pulling, ripping the headband out of Teena's mouth.
"Gee thanks Frankie!" Naruto yelled letting go of the girl and grabbing his headband off the ground. "Ah man it's ripped! Do you think you could fix it?"
"Uh, y-ya s-sure th-thing!" Frankie stuttered, red from the poise they were just in.
"Hey, what's up with your face?" Naruto asked oblivious of the affect he has on the girl.
"N-nothing!" Frankie laughed, trying to reclaim command of her face. "Well, why don't you come on inside, it might be a little messy but not too bad." Frankie asked running into the house, hopefully changing the subject.
"Uh ya sure!" Naruto said doing his oh-so-famous fox grin.
Back At Nikki's House
"Aw man! I lost!" Nikki whined, sitting down in one of the chairs of the PS2 room. "Gees Sakura you're like a master at this game." Nikki told her. They just finished their game on DDR and Sakura beat Nikki an A to a C. "I suck!" Nikki complained again.
"Nikki you don't suck" Sakura tried to cheer her up, placing a hand on her shoulder.
"You can only say that because you beat me…" She whined again.
"Nikki, you're starting to get as depressing as Sasuke."
"Hey" Sasuke warned her.
"But that's what makes him cool!" Nikki said trying to cheer up the mood.
"Only you would say that" Sakura said glaring at the other girl, obviously not impressed.
"That's because it's right!" Nikki said sticking out her tongue. At this Sakura looked very irritated, Sasuke decided this was the time to intervene. He knew an irritated Sakura was a bad thing.
"Sakura just let it go; you know she can be just as weird as Frankie." Sasuke stated
"Hey that's mean!" Nikki complained.
"It's true." Sasuke smirked.
"Ble!" Nikki stuck out her tongue at him. Sasuke rested his arm on Nikki's shoulder and moved his head so it was only millimeters away from her.
"You shouldn't stick that out if you don't want someone to grab it." He said smirking. Nikki blushed and turned her head away from his, placing her arms on her chest.
"Hmph!" she pouted
"Heh" Sasuke chuckled at her.
"Oh my god will you two stop flirting!" Sakura yelled a little mad, breaking their private conversation. "It makes me want to kill my self" Sakura told the to goth/emo people
"Feel free to kill your self any time" Nikki told Sakura smiling.
"Nikki! You know I could…" Sakura said balling her fist, before she was cut off.
"You could what." Sasuke glared at her from his position, resting on Nikki's shoulder; his voice icy and dangerous. Sakura just glared back for a moment before leaving the room.
"That was not nice! She might be crying now!" Nikki yelled at Sasuke.
"When did you ever care?" Sasuke asked in his even voice.
"I don't want to get killed again!" she pouted
"She won't."
"But…"
"She won't." was his short reply.
"Awww Sasu you care" Nikki said in a teasing voice. Sasuke turned his head.
"Hey, Sasu, I like that. That's your new nick-name!" at this Sasuke whipped his head back around,
"What?!" he argued.
"Oh come on its cute!" Nikki said with a smile.
"That's exactly what I don't like about it."
"Fine I'll call you Sasu-chan then" she said with an even brighter smile.
"NO! How do you even know what suffixes are?" Sasuke asked
"I watch Shippuden!"
"…what…?" he was still confused
"Well just asked any of my cousins when they get here. So which nick-name?" she asked with the same bright, mischievous smile.
"…fine, just don't use chan ok?" Sasuke said with a sigh in defeat.
"YEY!" Nikki yelled jumping up and hugging him. Right then Sakura walked back into the room.
"What? Can you two stop that for even 5 seconds?!" Sakura yelled getting very annoyed, not because she was jealous, but just because watching two people flirt is annoying [Nanami: Believe me it is!]
"NO!" Nikki yelled while Sasuke smirked, they were both getting a kick out of getting Sakura annoyed. Just then Sasuke got an idea and reached over and kissed Nikki on the lips, and holding that position.
"AHH!" Sakura yelled running out of the room. Then Sasuke broke away from Nikki.
"You just love getting people irritated don't you" Nikki stated rather than asked.
"It's what I do." He told her, rapping his arms around her. Then they both heard a very irritated Sakura scream from the other room.
"You are good." Nikki told him.
"I know" he replied with his famous smirk.
With Frankie and Naruto
"Feel free to look around and ask questions" Frankie told Naruto
"Okay"
Frankie just went ahead and sat on the couch, even though she knew that she needed to get her ipod. She took out her cell phone and text Nikki to see if their relation ship grew.
"Whatcha doin'?" Naruto asked the girl on the couch.
"I'm textin' Nikki of course!" Frankie told Naruto with a sad look on her face
"What's wrong is every thing okay" Naruto asked the girl on the couch
Before Frankie could answer her phone started to go off. She grabbed the phone and saw that she had a text message.
"Is every thing okay you don't look so sure" Naruto asked the girl who was looking at her cell phone
"It's nothing" Frankie told Naruto still looking upset
"Come on please tell me what is wrong, I want to help" Naruto told Frankie hopping to cheer her up
"…"
"Fine I guess I will have to cheer you up my self" Naruto said walking towed the couch
"Stop Naruto I'm not happy right now" Frankie said not even looking at the boy walking toured the couch
Than Naruto kissed Frankie on the cheek, which made Frankie look at him and smile a little bit.
"Stop it Naruto I'm not in the mood…" Frankie said as her voice starts to trail off like some fantasy when Naruto starts kissing her on the lips
After a minute or two Teena starts walking up to Frankie and Naruto, and starts to make those irritating noises when she wants to get your attention, raff rraaff err.
[Livetodraw: Fine ruin the moment for me why don't ya]
"What do you want Teena " Frankie asked her in a meanish voice
Raff err
The two lovers paid no attention to Teena and went on kissing each other. Five seconds after Teena interrupted them Frankie's cell phone rang.
"Awww what now" Naruto asked Frankie
"It's a voice mail" Frankie told Naruto
"Wait, wait, listen to this 'noo Sakura kick us out of my own house! Stupid Sasu and getting her irritated :-P Well Since I'm homeless right now I'll meet you over at Tony's with Sasu. C ya!' ha-ha doesn't that suck!" Frankie asked, still giggling.
"Ha! That does! But should we get going to Tony's?" Naruto asked the still laughing girl.
"Aw fine!" Frankie got up out of the couch and walked to her room to get her ipod, mini sowing kit and her lip gloss.
"I have one question who the heck is Sasu" Frankie asked Naruto to see if he knew
"Beats me" Naruto replied
Naruto and Frankie walk to the door wanes Frankie got her stuff. "See ya guys!" Frankie yelled to her dogs. At the command all three came running up to her. Once they were done with her Teena ran and jumped on top of Naruto.
"NO! GET OFF!" Naruto yelled trying to get away from the attacking tongue.
"Aww she likes you isn't that cute!" Frankie said holding her hands up to her face in a dreamy fashion.
"Shut-up!" Naruto yelled finally getting the dog off of him, "You could of helped me."
"Well I didn't feel like it!" she said with a big smile.
"Ble!" He stuck out his tongue at her.
"Come-on Naruto!" Frankie yelled from the road [Nanami: wow that was fast, aw what can I say I wrote it]
"What? Hey wait for me!" He yelled running out of the house after her.
Nanami: Good girl Lady!
Livetodraw: guess what!!!
Nanami: wut?
Naruto: o god no...
Livetodraw: I foregot what I was going to say crap
Naruto: feww
Livetodraw: oh waite I remember I brought my dogs over so Lady wouldn't be lonley
Naruto: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO HOW COULD YOU
Livetodraw: well I was in a good mood since Sasuke made those oh so gooy dilishious cookies!
Nanami: I also gave her the idea to cause Lady was lonely and needed a friend to play with
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SASUKE SAVE ME!!!!
Sasuke:...no way...i sleepy
Naruto: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Nanami: SHUSH PEOPLE! hey do you hear something?
Livetodraw: Yes and no depending on if I'm hearing rite
Nanami: is you hearing a woof woof?
Livetodraw: OH ya kay I can hear rite
Naruto: *starts to shake*
Nanami: ITS GETTING LOUDER!!! Run blondie run!!!
Naruto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *hides behind Livetodraw*
Livetodraw: Don't worry I'll protect you *grabs Naruto and brings him in front of her* GET YOUR NARUTO, GET YOUR FRESH HOT NARUTO ONLY FOR ONE DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogs: *Stop running*
Lady: woof woof wowowoof!!
Naruto:...huh?
Nanami: oh oh i know!!!! she sed *cough* WHAT ONE DOLLAR! THAT'S CRAP OWNERS FRIEND PERSON!!!
Livetodraw: *shock* what how could she fine *cough* GET YOUR NARUTO, GET YOUR FRESH HOT NARUTO ONLY FOR ONE BONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogs: *look at eachother*
Teena: !! WOOF WOOF!
Nanami: she sed *cough again* IM NOT GIVING UP MY PRESIOUS BONES OWNER!! YOU BUTT HEAD!!!!
Livetodraw: *mad/jokeing around* OKAY I know you just made that up I think
Lady: GRRRRRRRR
Nanami: ya! what she sed!
Teena: woofy woof
Snickers: woof!!!!!
Nanami: yes yes i agree totally
Livetodraw: Well 'F' you Nanami
Livetodraw: Sorry Naruto forgive me
Naruto: wait what you gonna do!!!
Lady: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOFFF!!
Sasuke: now what did they say?
Nanami: omg Sasuke your alive!!!!!!
Naruto: HEY! HELP ME!
Livetodraw: OMG THE O HOLY NINJA'S ALIVE!!!
Naruto Hey! Guys! those dogs are looking at me wierd....like...they're drooling and....its scary!!!!!
Nanami:...oh....right....they sed *cough AGAIN!* OMG THE GUY WITH THE ORANGE PANTS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!
Naruto: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Livetodraw: Well if you want I can help you but onley if you throw in a free kiss :D
Naruto: *blush* u-uhh..w-well i-if y-you....
Sasuke: Naruto, those Dogs look really hungry. this isnt a time to get all whimpy
Naruto: hey Sasuke!
Teena: *chomp*
Naruto: owww!!! Livetodraw come here!!!! *Grabs her and kisses.....and kisses......still kissing.....*
Lady: WOOF!
Nanami: YA! Guys this is only PG!!!!!
Livetodraw: YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! okay Teena, Snickers, Lady come here *dogs come* good girls here have a dog treet
Dogs: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!!!!!!!!
Nanami: They said *cough AGAIN* !!!!!
Dogs: *run over LTD and after Naruto*
Livetodraw: No i didnt mean THAT dog treat!!!!
Naruto: *trying to run away from crazy dogs* Livetodraw how could you?!?!?!?!?!
Sasuke: Nanami i love your cat
Marykate: puuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr
Nanami:......KITTY!!!!!!
Livetodraw: I didn't mean to Naruto I sorry *does the awesome ninja throw and throws leeshes on Teena and Snickers* HEEL
Teena&Snickers: *stop in their tracks*
Naruto: Nanami stop your dog!!!!!
Lady: WOO!
Nanami: sorry Lady. Marykate sick 'em!!
Marykate: *glares* then! *gets up off Sasuke and jumps in front of Lady* MEOW!!!
Lady: *run away*!!!!!
Marykate: *runs after and trys tp grab her tail*
Nanami: *dramatic crying* IM SORRY LADY!!!
Livetodraw: There you go Naruto no more running away from dogs
Naruto: ... YA ... thanks
Livetodraw: *ties up dogs*
Livetodraw: oh come her *hugs Naruto* you don't have to be a scardy depresing butt munch all the time they are just dogs
Naruto: Gosh thanks Livetodraw I mean you seen what they do to me
Nanami: NARUTO'S A WUSSY!!!!
Sasuke: harhar
Nanami: HAHA!!!
Naruto: HEY!
Nanami: Ill sick Marykate on you!!!
Naruto: noooooooooooooooo!!! she's even worse than the dogs!!!!!! Livetodraw!!!! *grabs her again*
Livetodraw: jees Naruto.....Nanami, Sasuke can't you guys go make out in a corner or something?
Nanami: Good idea Livetodraw! *drags Sasuke away
Sasukew: *smirk*
Naruto:....Livetodraw what have you done.....
Livetodraw: .know.
THE END?!?!
"WHAT?!?!"