Chapter 3 is up! Yay! I just to want to thank you guys for your reviews. It makes me want to upload faster. Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Once again, Hetalia does not belong to me. *sigh*

Sealand skipped excitedly up the steps of the Danish Parliament building as he held his signed contract tightly in his hand. Now that he finally had an army, he could invade any country he wanted. But who would he invade first? Maybe that jerk England... Eh, he'd figure it out later.

The secretary at the desk leaned back in her chair and opened her book. She should have been working on the computer but she just didn't feel like doing her work today, or yesterday, or the day before. She would much rather read her book than do annoying work anyway. So, that's what she did, occasionally taking a few seconds to take a sip of her coffee. As she was reading though, she heard some noise coming from behind the desk. As she looked up from her book, she noticed a small blonde head peaking out from the other side of the desk. He was jumping up and down trying to get his head above so he could see.

"Can I help you, kid?" She asked in a monotonel voice.

"Yes, please." Sealand replied, ignoring the fact that the secretary wasn't taking him seriously. "I need to speak with the prime minister."

"Excuse me." The secretary said, quite annoyed at this. "Look, kid. You can't just come in here to ask to speak with the prime minister."

"But I'm not just any kid," Sealand replied proudly. "I'm Sealand. The soon to be greatest empire-"

"I don't care who you are," the secretary said, cutting him off. "You're just wasting my time here. I'm very busy and have a lot of work to do, so go run along."

"Work, huh?" Sealand said smirking. "You mean reading that book over there and drinking your coffee. Yup, sounds like lots of busy work to me."

By now, the secretary had had enough of Sealand.

"Security!" She shouted. "Get this kid outta here!"

As she said this, two big security guards had started heading towards Sealand. Sealand went into a panic.

"Wait!" He screamed, as the guards started dragging him away. "You can't take me away! I have a contract signed by Denmark himself!"

At that the guards stopped and looked towards the secretary.

A contract?" She asked. "Signed, by Denmark?

"Yup." Sealand replied. He handed her the contract. The secretary read through it quickly. She read through it again, examined the handwriting, the red ink, the crayon. After going through it again and again, she made a conclusion; there was just no way this was an official contract- but, then again, it did have Denmark's signature on it, not very legible, but it was there.

The secretary glanced at Sealand. He was staring back at her with a very impatient look on his face. She glanced back at the contract. Eh, what the heck, why not let him see the prime minister?

"Alright, follow me." She told Sealand strictly. "But no trouble, understand? And if this is a joke you'd better speak up now."

"It's not a joke." Sealand told her reassuringly. "And don't worry. I won't cause any trouble. I promise." He gave her his best smile possible.

She didn't look convinced though. "I don't trust kids." She muttered.

The secretary led Sealand down a hall and down another hall and down another hall. Sealand was convinced that she wasn't really bringing him to see the prime minister. She was probably just walking him around in circles until he got bored and changed his mind about seeing the prime minister.

But Sealand wasn't going to let her change his mind. He would walk around in circles all day if he had to, why he'd do it for two days, more! However much he needed to see the prime minister. Now, that he thought about though, walking around in circles all day, especially with that annoying lady, didn't seem very enjoyable to Sealand. Maybe he could just try to run off and find the prime minister by himself. He just had to find the right moment-

"We're here." The secretary said as Sealand looked up at the door they stopped at.

Ha! Sealand thought to himself. She saw I wasn't changing my mind so she just decided to take me-

"Sorry about the long walk." The secretary said. "But his office is all the way in the back of the building."

Or, maybe not.

The secretary knocked on the door. "Come in."

The secretary opened the door and stepped inside the office. "There's a kid here to see you." She said. "Apparently he got Denmark to sign a contract."

The prime minister gave her a strange look. "Uh, send him in I guess."

The secretary motioned for Sealand to come in. Sealand stepped into the room and the secretary closed the door as she left. Sealand looked around the room. The prime minister was sitting in his big office chair giving him a strange, menacing look. It made Sealand want to just run out of there and forget the whoke idea, but then he remembered he had Denmark's signature. This had to work.

"So," said the prime minister, breaking the silence. "What's this all about?"

"Well," said Sealand. "I have a contract here that is signed by Denmark. " Sealand pulled out the contract and handed it to the prime minister.

The prime minister stared at the contract not believing what he saw. Forget the childish handwriting and the red crayon- Denmark gave his permission to give the Great Sealandic Empire (for who in God's name is that, anyway?) full control over their army!

"So," Sealand said. "When can I start telling them what to do?"

"Uh..." the prime minister didn't know what to say. Was this guy for real?

"I'll take that as a yes." Said Sealand as he snatched back the contract and headed towards the door. "Wait!" The prime minister said. "Just one question."

Sealand turned around. "Yes?"

"Who exactly is the Great Sealandic Empire?"

Sealand nearly had a heart attack. "What do you mean who?! ME! Why doesn't anyone get that?!" Sealand marched out the door leaving a very bewildered prime minister.

Maybe next chapter Sealand will make his first attack! I guess you'll just have to wait and see. Hope you guys enjoyed reading. Remember to review!

- dkfan24