Here's Chapter 4. Enjoy.

Hetalia does not belong to me (or else Sealand would be a country).

Sealand liked being in charge. Usually, he never had control over anyone, cause, you know, he's Sealand. None of the other countries take him seriously. But, now, now that he had his own army (sort of), he would show them. He would show those stupid nations. They would regret ever telling him he wasn't a real country.

But which one of these stupid nations would he invade first. He technically already had control of Denmark, so that was off the list. England? Nah. He needed to wait until he had a bigger army. Maybe he should start with the North? Denmark wasin the north, right?

Sealand looked at his map of Northern Europe.

"Russia? No, to big for me right now."

"Belarus? Uh, no, she scares me a little to much."

"Any Baltics? Well, Latvia will probably take my side anyway, and once he joins the others will probably also. No need to waste my time there."

"I'm not sure what I'm going to do about Sweden and Finland yet."

"Norway? I don't see anything wrong with Norway. Maybe I'll first invade Norway. And once I invade Norway, maybe I can persuade him to convince Iceland! Yes, I'm going to invade Norway.

So, Sealand quickly instructed his army that they were invading Norway, and off they went.

Norway was peacefully eating breakfast and reading the newspaper at his kitchen table. It was a pleasent and quiet morning and for once no one was there to bother him. It was such a pleasant morning, that Norway even allowed himself to smile a little (and that was very rare for the Norwegian).

Norway put down the newspaper and gazed into space. Why couldn't it always be this pleasent. He thought. It's quiet. No one to bother me, especially Denmark-

Ring, ring.

Norway picked up his phone and answered it. "Yes?"

"Norway! We spotted the Danish army invading our land!" His boss shouted over the phone.

Norway hesitated. *Why would Denmark of all people invade him? It just didn't make sense. "Ok." He said. "I guess you should just ask him what ge wants and we could get this settled." *He probably just wants to invade all our bars or something stupid. Norway thought to himself.

"Alright." His boss replied and hung up.

Norway hung up as well and started wondering what on earth was going on. Then he realized something.

"He didn't even declare war on me."

"Oh, shoot! I totally forgot to declare war on Norway!" Sealand exclaimed as he marched his army through the Norwegian wilderness. "Oh, well. I guess this will just have to be a surprise invasion."

Sealand looked around him. He could see they were almost at the capital. Then, he realized he had no idea what to say to Norway when he got there. He could just say, "Hey, Norway! The Great Sealandic Empire is here to take over your country!" But, then again, Norway probably wouldn't give in to that so easily.

By now, they had reached the capital, Oslo. Sealand spotted Norway among the group of people waiting to greet them. He didn't look too happy.

Sealand stepped up as they stopped in front of the Norwegians. "Hello Norway, and everyone else." Sealand said. "I am the Great Sealandic Empire and I'm here to take over your country. "

As soon as Norway saw Sealand he was shocked (Of course, he didn't show that he was shocked). What the heck was Sealand doing here with Denmark's army?!

"WHAT?!" Norway shouted. "What do you mean you're here to take over and how did you get Denmark's army?!" He paused for a second. "And who's the Great Sealandic Empire?"

Sealand ignored that last question. "It was actually quite easy." He told him. "I just asked him when he was drunk."

"I'm going to strangle that idiot!" Norway said angrily.

"And don't worry." Sealand continued. "You're not the only one I'm taking over. I plan on taking over the whole world! You were just first on my list."

"Gee, thanks. I feel so honored." Norway said sarcastically.

"Well, I guess you could feel like that." Said Sealand. "It's better than you feeling angry."

Norway just facepalmed. Why was everyone he knew an idiot?

"Here." Sealand said. Norway looked up as Sealand handed him a piece of paper. It was written in childish handwriting and this time it was in blue crayon (He ran out of red, ok?).

"What is this?" Norway asked menacingly.

"It's a treaty." Sealand replied, not noticing Norway's tone of voice. "All you have to do is just sign at the bottom and, ta-da! You're officially a part of the Great Sealandic Empire! It's a great honor, Norway, really."

Norway had no idea what to do. What did Sealand think he was doing anyway, trying to take over world. He looked at his boss for some advise.

"I guess you just have to sign it, Norway. It looks like we're defeated."

Unfortunately, his boss isn't very good at giving advise. Reluctantly, Norway signed it angrily, muttering curses under his breath. When he was finished he angrily handed it back to Sealand.

"Thanks." Said Sealand. "Now, you're officially a part of the Great Sealandic Empire. Congratulations."

Norway didn't care about that. "Now what do I have to do, since I'm now a part of this stupid empire?"

"Oh, right." Sealand replied. "I now need your army."

Yay! Sealand conquered Norway! He's one step closer to world domination!

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-dkfan24