Sorry it's a little late. I was kind of busy. But, here it is, Chapter 5!

And, just in case you forgot, I don't own Hetalia.

Denmark smiled happily as he drank his morning beer. It tasted so much better than that coffee Norway drank every morning. His smile grew bigger as he thought of Norway. I wonder what he's doing right now. Denmark thought to himself. Just then, his phone rang. A sudden wave of excitement washed over him as he checked the caller ID. Norway was calling!

"Hej, Norge!" Denmark said enthusiastically. "How are-

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING YOU IDIOTIC LAME EXCUSE FOR A COUNTRY!" Norway yelled so loudly that Denmark had to cover the speaker on his phone.

Denmark was confused. This was not what he expected when he saw Norway was calling, but, then again, he never was really sure of what to expect from Norway.

"What are you talking about?" Denmark said nervously.

"DID YOU READ THE PAPER THIS MORNING?" Norway asked, or, yelled.

Read the paper? Do I even get the paper? Denmark thought. What the hell was Norway talking about?

"Uh, no." Denmark replied. "Why?"

"Idiot," Norway mumbled, though Denmark was still able to hear him. "Of course he doesn't read the paper. He doesn't read at all."

Actually, Denmark did read, but he decided it would be best if he just stayed quiet for now. For once, he actually made the right decision, because Norway was in no mood to hear him right now.

"Fine. I will tell you what it said." Norway said harshly.

He sounds like he's doing me a favor. Denmark thought sarcastically.

"Well, to put it briefly," Norway said calmly. "SEALAND INVADED ME!"

Denmark froze. Did Norway just say that Sealand invade him? That couldn't be right. But wait, Norway was alright right!

"What do you mean Sealand invaded you?" Denmark said. "I mean, how is that even possible? Couldn't you just fight him off with your army or something. That's what there for, no?"

Norway snorted. "Well, it seems like he got his own army."

His own army? This was way too confusing for Denmark. Why did Norway have to mess with his brain all the time?

"His own army." Denmark said. "I wonder where he got it from?"

"Why don't you take a guess?" Norway said impatiently.

"I really don't know, Norway." As soon as those words came out of his mouth he regretted them.

"YOU IDIOT!" Norway yelled. There was no way that Norway's voice was that loud, Denmark thought. He had to be on speaker. "YOU GAVE SEALAND YOUR ARMY! I WAS INVADED BY A FUCKING SEA FORT BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY! THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE TAKEN OVER BY AN IDIOTIC CHILD ALL THANKS TO YOU!"

Norway paused for a second to breathe. Yelling at someone like that is exhausting.

"Seriously," Norway continued. "Why would you do such a thing?"

"Uh, I was drunk?"

This was when Norway officially lost faith in humanity.

Sealand studied the map in front of him. He looked over at the countries of Denmark and Norway. He smiled as he thought about his success at taking over the two nordic countries. He wondered why everyone said that taking over the world was impossible. He sure proved them wrong, he just conquered two countries, two real countries, in just a matter of days! How hard could it possibly be to take over the rest?

Sealand looked back at the map. Who would make a good candidate for an invasion by the Great Sealandic Empire? There were plenty who deserved it. England, for starters, he definitely deserved it. France, Germany, China, even America deserved it! What right did they have to tell him he wasn't a country. None! They didn't have any! And now they were gonna get what they deserved.

Sealand looked up from his map as he realized something. He didn't have any allies. A great empire needs allies, especially if he wants to take over the world. Cuz that's what friends were for, right? Help you when you need something. Yeah, it's supposed to work the other way around to but he could worry about that later, because right now, he needed to finish his mission of taking over the world, and the only way he could do that, was to find some allies.

Oh, Denmark you idiot. And, Norway, don't lose faith yet, there's still hope. You just gotta believe in- yeah, you're right. There is no hope. Remember to review/fav/follow, you know, all that stuff. Thanks for reading.

-dkfan24