Wow okay...guess who finally put a chapter out? Haha hi everybody!
Enjoy!
"Nikki! Red light! Red light!"
"I know I see it!" Nikki yelled to the three passengers in her new car.
"Well if you see it why aren't you slowing down!" Frankie screamed from the seat across from her. All the cars around turned their heads at the sound of tires screeching on the pavement.
"NIKKI!"
"You know what ya'll. I'm gonna turn this car around if you can't behave"
"Well if you could drive this wouldn't be an issue"
"Yea know what"
"No I don't know what"
"Frankie shut up" Sasuke piped up from the backseat.
"Why thank you Sasuke! I didn't know you would stick up for me" Nikki smiled
"Uhhh guys, the lights green. He wants you to stop talking so he can get his pizza. If Sasuke doesn't get his lunch by 1:45 then his whole system gets messed up" Sakura said from her seat next to Naruto.
"Sakura, you shut up too" And then there was silence.
"Radio time!" Frankie yelled
"Yes! 101.1 Biatches!"
"No Nikki, we're not listening to your stupid rock crap"
"Well we're not listening to your stupid C-pop Frankie!"
"It's K-POP!" Frankie argued as she reached for the dial on the consol.
"Well that's stupid, no one's going to know its Chinese music with that name" But before Frankie could intervene, the music started blaring in Nikki's car,
Hey, sexy lady~
"Oh my god, Frankie"
"I know!"
"Guys, what's wrong?" Sakura asked, just in time to hear Nikki and Frankie sing
Oppan gang-namseutayil!
And as they sang, Frankie started to raise her arms in the air and swing them around.
Eh- sexy lady
O-oo-o
Jeongsu-khae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda shipeumyeon mukkeot-deon meori puneun yeoja
Karyeot-jiman wen-manhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Keureon gamkakjeo-gin yeoja
"What are they singing?" Naruto asked his two companions in the backseat.
"No idea, man"
"Shut up or I'll get my bro Slenderman on yo asses!" Frankie shouted over the loud music
Naneun sana-i
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sana-i
Ttae-ga dwehmyeon wahnjeon michyeobeorineun sana-i
Keunyukboda sasangi ul-tungbul-tung-han sana-i
Keureon sana-i
"Who the fuck is Slenderman?"
"Naruto! How do you live?" Nikki asked as she pulled into the parking lot at Pizza Hut, pulling her car up so that she was set up to back into a spot. "Alright guys, be quiet so I can park."
"Oh god, here we go. At least there aren't any pumpkins here" Frankie whispered as she braced for impact.
"Hey one time, and I didn't even hit those damn pumpkins"
"Yea but then you drove in the grass"
"Shut up!"
"If I die I'll definitely make sure to get Slendy on your ass and you alone" Frankie shoved in Nikki's face
"Wasn't she supposed to be concentrating?" Naruto questioned
"Maybe? She's not anymore" Sasuke replied
"Oh M God! You three in the back are being so loud right now I can't even concentrate" Nikki glared in the rearview mirror to the three sitting in the back
"Da Fuck!?" Sakura questioned "I wasn't even talking"
"And we weren't even talking that loud compared to Frankie" Sasuke added
"Well I can tune her out so the only loud mouths I hear are you wise cracks in the back seat" Nikki retorted still trying to park
"Still parking I see"
"Frankie!"
"Onna!"
"Hey look at that I've finally finished parking" Nikki said while glancing out the window
"Finally onna! Onna can finally eat" Frankie snapped out at Nikki
"K? Now everyone better get out of this car or I'll leave their ass behind" Nikki shouted while opening her car door to exit
"What the hell is wrong with these two?" Sakura muttered while getting out the car
Walking into Pizza Hut, the gang has the ultimate decision to make amongst themselves…
[LTD: Of course they do hahaha!]
[Nanami: Well duh it's pizza]
"Hey Nikki I don't mean to alarm you but do you know how to play ISpy?" Frankie whispered to Nikki
"Frankie what kind of question is that, of course I do"
"Then let's play shall we" Frankie said whipping around to face the seated people in the restaurant
"I Spy with my little eye something otaku" Frankie said while nudging her head in the general direction
"Huh damn look at all of them what are they wearing?" Nikki questioned at the odd outfits the group of people were wearing
"The outfits aren't the problem; it's Yu-Gi-Oh cosplay BTW; the problem is that if those Shonen Jump otokus notice through our ninja's human attire…" Frankie explained worriedly
"What?"
"Onna! It would be just like staples all over again but with a more rapid question touchy attack"
"Oh shit forgot about that" Nikki said now realizing the problem
"Trust me otakus only want the following answers to the many questions of cosplay: where/how you got or made your costume, if you always do this, and can we take your picture" Frankie explained
"Crap" Nikki said to herself
"Look as long we can hide them and make them unnoticed we should make it out alive" Frankie shouted/whispered to Nikki while keeping an eye on the otaku table
"Kay let's do this fast two large stuffed crust pizzas one plain and one pepperoni" Frankie told Nikki
"Alright but I don't think I brought enough money with me" Nikki replied
"How much"
"$15"
"Here's $20, make sure to give me my change" Frankie said handing Nikki the money still keeping an eye on the otaku table
"WTF when did you get this?"
"I've always had this money"
"If you always had this then why do you ask me for money?"
"'Cause, I didn't have this then but I have it now"
"That doesn't make sense"
"Yes it does now shsssssh, the otakus are on the move"
"Man they're leaving, I didn't even get to take their picture" Frankie whined
"What was that, you want their picture? I'll get their attention for you Frankie!" Naruto said rushing over to the leaving otakus
"WHAT THE HELL! You decide to talk now" Nikki questioned/shouted at Naruto "No don't do that come back!" Frankie shouted
"Next in line please"
"Oh that's us Nikki" Frankie said to Nikki
"You do that I'll get artard over there to stop being stupid" Frankie quickly told Nikki while rushing toward Naruto
"I don't think that's possible" Nikki questioned
"Naruto come back" Frankie whispered trying to make sure the group didn't hear her
"Hey are you the one who wants to take our pictures" one of the members from the group asked
"Uh yea if you don't mind" Frankie replied shyly
"Hey no problem anything for a fan"
"Right…Fan"
"Okay if you don't mind me asking how you made your wigs because those wigs are the best I've ever seen for this anime" Frankie asked the otakus
"It will be a 30 minute wait"
"Great thanks" Nikki answered the worker followed by finding a seat at a table with Sasuke and Sakura
"Okay someone please talk 'cause this is very scary" Nikki said to the two ninjas
"Talk" Sakura smartly answered
"Shut up"
"I wander how it's going over there" Nikki questioned
"Oh wow that's so cool, give me a minute to put it in my phone" Frankie replied to the otakus
"I like meeting a hard core Yu-Gi-Oh fan, what spin off series is your favorite?" a member from the group asked Frankie
"Well it's more like this, ignoring most of GX, some of 5D, and all of Zexal" Frankie answered
"Hahahaha nice very good answer"
"I recognize that quote it's from Littlekuriboh's Abridge Series" one member stated
"Yep got it, love that abridge series" Frankie said excitedly
"He's great, good stuff"
"What the crap I thought she said that she was going to stop Naruto from being stupid" Nikki asked
"Answer me damn it"
"Answer me damn it" Sasuke mocked
"You know what, whatever"
"Well thank you so much for your time" Frankie thanked the group
"No problem you've been the first to actually come up to us and ask to take pictures, so we're excited"
"Hey question? Is that guy over there your boyfriend?" a member asked
"Um yea he is… heheh" Frankie said glancing over to Naruto's direction
"Oh how cute"
"Thanks I guess" Frankie awkwardly replied
"Well we'll leave you and your cute BF alone"
The group then left.
"Gawd geese what took you so long?" Nikki asked Frankie who was making her way to the table
"DUDE! You should totes see the awesome pics I took" Frankie excitedly said taking out her phone to show the pictures
"Wait did you just say totes?" Nikki questioned
"No why did you think I said totes no one says that, that's stupid" Frankie replied confused
"But you just said totes I heard you" Nikki argued
"No I didn't, Onna be trippin'" Frankie argued back
"No you're trippin' Frankie"
"Onna say what" Frankie said really fast
"What?"
"Exactly"
"Let's go"
"What the hell Frankie you're not even going to explain anything"
"When there is pizza there is no explaining" Frankie said while walking out with the pizzas
"Aww come on! Guys back me up" Nikki looked towards the ninjas
"Don't walk away from me and not say anything!...You guys know that I'm your only way home right?" The two ninjas faltered at that, but Frankie kept on walking.
"And I have your food! So what's you gonna do about it?" Nikki's growl could be heard around the world.
Nanami: Do you see what I see?
LTD: Did you actually get off your ass and post a chapter?!
Naruto: You didn't forget about us!
Sakura: Took you long enough
Nanami: Why can't I have any support :'(
LTD: Sasuke? Why are you being so quiet?
Sakura: Sasuke-kun?
Naruto: Sasuke!
Sasuke:...
LTD: Dude what's up with you?
Sasuke: Naruto, Sakura do you know what's happened? Do you understand where we are in our life now?
Naruto: Nope, not getting what you're talking about. Hahahaha nice poncho though!
Sakura: Are you one to talk? What happened to your hair?
Naruto: What are you...oh god my hair!
LTD: :'( I will mourn your lost hair
Nanami: Brah why are you getting all upset over an outfit change? Calm down
Sasuke: You idiots! That's not the issue here! Naruto - how old are you?
Naruto: That's easy baka! Let's see there's 15, 16, 17, 18...
Sasuke: Exactly Naruto! We're adults now, that means there are certain things that we can and can't do now
Naruto: I really don't get you. As long as I can eat ramen and fight that's all I need!
Sakura: Really Naruto? You don't understand women at all do you?
LTD: *blushes*
Naruto: *blushes* Sasuke-pervert...
Nanami: Haha don't worry guys! It's been a couple years for LTD and I too ;)
Sasuke: *blushes*
Naruto: *blushes*
Sakura: Nanami you are ridiculous!
LTD: Literally stfu Nanami
Nanami: I was just trying to help!
LTD: *hits Nanami*
Sakura: Well...until next time!