So, this chapter was originally supposed to be about Sealand continued his world domination plan or whatever, but, i was reading hobyrep2015's review, and it made me realize that i totally forgot Russia is Finland's worst enemy. And then it gave me this really great idea. Major plot change! So, yeah, thanks for whoever wrote that, your comment inspired this chapter.

Hetalia doesn't belong to me.


During the world meeting, while everyone was thinking Sealand was crazy as they listened to why he was taking over the world, Finland and Sweden were overjoyed at how proud they were of him, well Finland mostly. You couldn't really tell with Sweden...

Finland smiled as he listened to Sealand. He was finally growing up. Finland felt kind of sad about that but kind of happy at the same time. It was a strange feeling. Oh, he felt so proud. Before, Sealand was just a small micronation, not even a country! (as much as Sealand liked to deny)

Now, he was taking his first steps into the real world and starting to act like a grown up nation. True, Finland didn't exactly agree that world domination was the best thing for a new, young nation, that was usually for when a nation was a little older and more experienced, but, if Sealand wanted to be a risk taker then who was he to stop him?

"I wanted my revenge. I am sick and tired of everyone saying that I'm not a country." Finland felt even prouder when he heard Sealand standing up for himself.

"So, to show you that I can be a country, I decided to take over the world." Finland smiled even bigger. He was even taking action.

"And don't worry, I didn't do it all by myself, though it was my brains, I'm allies with Russia." Finland stopped breathing and almost spit out his saliva. Russia? Did Sealand just say he allied with Russia?! RUSSIA?! No, this wasn't happening, this wasn't happening. Surely, Sealand knew better than to ally with Russia of all people.

Sweden, noticing something was wrong with his wife, decided to ask him about it. "You ok?" He asked.

"I'm fine." Finland said automatically. He was breathing hard and had an angry look in his eye. Sweden knew this look. This was Finland's angry side, a side no human (or nation, for that matter) should ever have to see. And now, since it's Sweden's lucky day, he gets to see it.

"M'be we sh'd go?" Sweden asked Finland as calmy as possible.

"Yes, we should." Finland replied through gritted teeth.

Sweden drove them home. The car ride was strangely quiet, except for Finland's angry breathing. Usually Finland would talk the whole ride, leaving Sweden to wonder if he should just leave him on the side of the road (of course Sweden would never do that though).

When they got home, Finland still wouldn't talk. Instead, he just marched off to the kitchen and drank all the vodka he could find. Sweden, wanting to know why Finland was so angry, quickly followed him to the kitchen before he got too drunk.

"You w'nt to t'll me wh'ts wr'ng?" Sweden asked as he sat down across from Finland. It was good to keep as much distance as possible when Finland was like this.

"WHY THE FUCK DID HE ALLY WITH THAT BITCH?!" Finland demanded. Sweden was a bit surprised there for a second, he wasn't so used to Finland swearing. But, now he knew why Finland was so angry. Why didn't he realize that before? Of course it was ablut Russia. Russia was the only one that could make Finland angry.

"Sweden, we're declaring war on Russia! Got it?" Finland asked, well, he wasn't really giving Sweden a choice.

"But, he's all'd w'th our s'n." Sweden said. "We c'n't f'ght our s'n."

"Sweden," Finland said angrily. "Sometimes, children make mistakes. And as parents, it is our job to fix those mistakes. And do you know how we fix them? Do you Sweden? No? Well, I'll tell you. We punish them."

Sweden felt like he was about to have a heart attack. There was no way he'd be able to talk any common sense into Finland. He was angry (and drunk) and he wasn't thinking straight. Finland's going to regret this later and there was nothing Sweden could do to stop him. What was he going to do? True, he didn't like Russia all that much, but that wasn't a reason to declare war on your own child!

"F'nl'nd, I d'n't th'nk-"

"SHUT UP! I'm not done!" Finland yelled. "Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, we punish them. Sealand made the mistake of allying with Russia. As his parents, we have the responsibility of teaching him that that's wrong. We're only doing this for educational purposes Sweden, do you understand?!"

Sweden slowly nodded as Finland recollected himself. "Good." Finland said. "Tomorrow we attack. Good night."

Finland left the kitchen and went upstairs. Sweden stayed seated. Finland didn't really mean all that right? He slowly stood up from his seat. He was getting tired and wanted to get to bed. Finland was probably just tired to. He'd probably forget about it in the morning. Hopefully.


I felt so evil writing this. Is it ok? You weren't expecting that, were you? I had to do Sweden and Finland's reactions already, and I really liked this idea (even though it's I'm being horrible to Sealand). So, tell me what you think. Thanks for reading.

- dkfan24