Hello everybody and Happy Christopher Columbus Day! And now for my apologies...

I'm so sorry for the late update. I'd really love it if I could post weekly but unfortunately I have a crazy schedule right now so I'm going to try hard to update as soon as possible. Sadly, I have to make this my last priority. So, we'll see what happens. Anyway, please enjoy!

Disclaimer: Hetalia doesn't belong to me.

China stared at the television in front of him with a bored expression. Ever since he kicked Japan out he was at a loss of what to do. He had all his work done already and he couldn't talk to any of the other nations because they apparently were enemies now, whatever that meant.

Just yesterday Russia and Sealand came by asking him, no wait, threatening him to become their ally in this silly war they had going on. Of course, he said no despite their threats of attacking him and declaring war on him. China was not worried at all about their threats to attack, he was actually rather amused. Were the nations of the world really this bored?

China made no move towards defending his country in case of a surprise attack. He didn't even tell his boss about it! Then, Japan entered the picture. Apparently, he had gotten himself involved in this war too for some reason and was fighting against Russia and Sealand. And, of course, he asked China to become their ally. And, once again, China said no. Oh yes, and he later got a call that night that Finland, Sweden and their allies declared war on China. So, to sum it all up, basically half the world (if not more) were declaring war on China (at least America didn't get involved yet...).

So, here he was laying around the house doing absolutely nothing. Maybe he shouldn't have kicked Japan out because he could sure use some company now. He suddenly brightened up as his phone rang. Maybe one of the other countries were calling him...eh...scratch that. It was just his boss. Frowning, China answered the phone.

"WHY THE HELL ARE RUSSIA AND FINLAND AND SWEDEN AND GERMANY AND ALL THESE OTHER COUNTRIES INVADING US?!"

China shot a glance out the window and panicked as he saw the armies of his enemy countries marching through (was that wall only good for tourism these days?!). A million thoughts ran through his mind as he watched the enemy troops approach. Could his army fight them off? What if they couldn't? Would he have to surrender?

"CHINA!"

Oh, right, his boss was waiting for his explanation. Well, there was no way he was telling him it was his fault.

"I don't know! Quick! Call on our army! I'll be there as fast as I can!"

Well, he got there fast, just not fast enough. When China arrived, he could see a bunch of nations standing on opposite sides of each other. In the middle were Russia and Sealand who were arguing with Finland and Sweden, well not so much Sweden, he just kind stood there (he still wasn't so sure about this whole take revenge on Russia idea).

China angrily marched up to them and placed himself between them.

"What do you guys think you're doing invading me like that?!" China shouted angrily at them.

They all silenced and Russia gave him an almost apologetic smile. "We warned you." China just continued to glare at them.

"What do you guys want?" China asked throught gritted teeth.

Finland took one glance at Russia and Sealand amd then looked back at China. "Well, my allies and I would like to force you to join our alliance."

"That's not fair!" Sealand shouted. "We declared war on him first!"

Finland shot a glare at him. "Life isn't fair."

And the fighting continued. Until...

"The hero is here!" Everyone looked up as the American flag came into view falling from the sky along with hundreds of American soldiers parachuting from airplanes. And, of course, the one that stuck out the most was America himself. Oh, yeah, the Canadian army was there too but of course nobody saw them.

When America landed, he was met with a bunch of annoyed faces. Finland angrily went up to him. "Why are you here?! We were in middle of an argument here and just to mention I was winning that argument-"

"No you weren't."

"Sealand shut up. Anyway, we are both trying to take control over China here so don't try to help us cuz I'm sure your ideas suck." Finland said.

America looked at the arguing nations in front of him. "Why don't we just split China in three? So we each get a part of it?"

Finland looked at him with a confused look. "Wait, you want China to?"

America laughed. "What did you think I came for, duh."

"Honestly, I thought you just came to be annoying."

America ignored the insult. "So you like my idea or not?"

Finland turned begrudgingly towards the other countries. Secretly, he liked this idea because he knew there was no way he'd get full control over China. But, he couldn't tell anyone that. "You all agree?"

Everyone nodded since they all knew that was the best idea anyone has come up with so far. Everyone except for China that is, he was still trying to terms with the fact that he was being taken over.

So, a treaty was made and The People's Republic of China was officially split into three territories. One going to Russia and Sealand, another going to Finland and Sweden, and the last one going to America (and don't forget Canada).

So, I think we will all take Russia and Finland's threats seriously now.

I really want to thank all the people who are supporting me with this. I read every comment and try to take every suggestion into account. Feedback really motivates me and it lets me know that people are actually reading this so reviews/fav/follows are really appreciated. Thank you!

-dkfan24