Hi everybody, I'm back with Chapter 19! I can't believe I got this far and this has over 3,000 views! Thank you guys so much!
Disclaimer: Hetalia doesn't belong to me.
Finland eyed his troops as they marched through Macedonia. It was a big army, an army that any sane person would immediately surrender to. He had decided to make a surprise attack on Greece. After only getting a third of China, he needed more land.
As they crossed the Macedonian-Greek border line, everyone quieted down so they wouldn't alert the enemy. Finland slowly led them through Greece trying not to make a sound. It was broad daylight so they also had to stay hidden.
They marched through forests and tunnels, caves and mountains (this is Hetalia anything's possible), behind buildings and they even took an underground tunnel.
When they finally reached Athens, Finland told his allies to stop. He wanted to go check first by himself what the situation in Athens was so they can attack appropriately. As he slowly and cautiously made his out of the tunnel they secretly came in, he couldn't help but think what a genius he was. He managed to march a whole freakin army across Greece without one soul noticing them. He was a mastermind!
Finland continued to pride himself as he made his way towards the Greek capital. But when he reached it, he noticed something was a little off. It was eerily quiet. As he actually entered the city, it looked as though it had been abandoned.
No cars drove on the street, no people walked down the sidewalks. No one was seated at the restaurants and no one browsed the shops. Where could a whole city of people disappear to?
Finland froze as he thought he heard something. He was making his way through the city trying to find any evidence of civilization. While walking passed one of the houses he was pretty sure he heard a noise. He looked behind him but there was no one on the street but him. Maybe he was just hearing things.
No! There it was again! And it was coming from an open window on the side of the house. Finland hurried to the window and cautiously peeked inside. The room was dark but he could make out a figure laying still on some object. The figure then rolled over and Finland heard the noise again. Finland jumped away from the window as he realized what was going on. He quickly ran around to more houses and checked in every window he could find. The same scene showed up every time. He was right, this whole freakin country was asleep!
Meanwhile, the rest of the allies were waiting impatiently in the tunnel. Why was Finland taking so long? This was supposed to be a quick procedure. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Finland did come back.
"Okay, so I think this attack will be pretty easy." Finland said as the others eyed him curiously. "You guys won't believe this, but the whole country, besides for a few stray cats, is asleep!"
Everyone stared at him in shock. How could a whole nation of people all be asleep? Oh wait, it's Greece. That's why.
"Wait a minute," England said. "Do you mean to tell us that we went through all that trouble of sneaking around through forests and mountains for nothing? You mean we could have just marched right in in broad daylight and no one would have seen us?!"
Finland smiled sheepishly and shrugged his shoulders. "I guess."
"Are w' att'ck'ng Gr'ce 'r n't?" Sweden asked impatiently.
"Of course we are." Finland said as he began towards Athens. "We didn't come all this way for nothing!"
Sealand rubbed his eyes as he awakened from his slumber. He had been staying in Russia's guest bedroom ever since the war started. There was no way he was going to go back home to the enemy.
Sealand looked at the clock that sat on the table next to the bed. It was eight o'clock in the morning. He then jumped out of bed as he remembered what they were doing today. Russia had said that they attack Spain!
Sealand ran down the stairs taking two at a time and made his way to the kitchen where he could hear Russia putting together some breakfast.
"We're attacking Spain today, right?" Sealand asked as he quickly shoved toast into his mouth.
"Da, but why are you in such a rush, comrad?" Russia said as he sat down to his breakfast. "It's too early to go attack. We have to wait until it gets dark."
For the rest of day, Russia hurried around making preparations for their upcoming attack while Sealand just waited anxiously for the moment to come. He wanted to fight so badly, he wanted to win this war. He could almost see his victory and finally he'll be a country, a real, live, actual country! This is what he'd been dreaming of his whole life.
Finally, after Sealand almost died of anxiety, Russia finally ordered their army that it was time to go. Sealand was trying so hard to keep quiet as they entered Spanish territory but he was just so excited. He practically danced the whole way.
When they got to Madrid, Russia commanded everyone to cease fire. They would wait until the Spanish shot first. So they waited, and waited, and waited. But no shot was heard.
Sealand was started to get impatient. He hastily turned to Russia. "Why can't we fire first? Obviously they're not going to start anything."
"Just be patient." Sealand just sighed and went back to waiting.
Sealand watched the sun go down over the horizon as he sat and waiting. They had been waiting for a good two hours now and he was really getting irritated. Maybe Russia didn't know what he was talking about, maybe they should shoot first.
Sealand looked behind him and quickly singled out Russia. He was busy talking to some commander or other and didn't seem to notice Sealand. With Russia not watching, maybe he could fire a shot. Unfortunately, since he was a minor he wasn't allowed a gun (technically he wasn't even allowed on the battlefield but Russia had made some adjustments), so he would have to steal, er, borrow one.
He glanced around at the many armed soldiers but none of them seemed willing to lend him their gun. As he looked on the sidelines, he could see one lone soldier lightly dozing off his gun leaning on his side. Sealand grinned as he cautiously made his way towards the lone soldier. When he got closer he could hear him snoring softly. Sealand carefully grasped the gun and ran away as quickly as possible. When he figured he was far enough, he stopped running at stared at the weapon in his hand. He had never used one before so he wasn't exactly sure how to work it.
It's probably loaded already, he thought as he fumbled around with the gun. Maybe if I just pull the trigger. ..
BOOM!
Russia quickly turned around to see where the shot was coming from. He squinted his eyes and looked into the distance but could see no charging army. Where had the shot come from?
As he Russia kept searching he could faintly make out some white objects coming at him. As he kept watching he could see that they were white flags. Was Spain surrendering? If Spain was surrendering, then who had fired the shot?
His eyes rested on a smiling Sealand who waved back at him. Oh, that's who.
"Alright, everyone shut up the hero's here!"
Canada sighed as America's voice echoed throughout the empty room the two of them occupied.
"But America," Canada tried reasoning. "It's just us two."
America wasn't listening though. "I said SHUT UP!" He then proceeded to pull out a board out of nowhere with some mastermind plan written on it.
"Me and Tony, my super awesome alien sidekick, decided that in order to win this war we have to attack Switzerland."
Everyone gasped, well, Canada was the only other person in the room but that's what would've happened.
I know America's not the brightest, Canada thought. But surely he should know not to attack Switzerland.
"And we're going to do it my way, got it?"
Ok, maybe not.
And so, a little while later, Canada found himself trespassing through Swiss territory. He kept glancing right and left for any sign of the peace obsessed nation. So far, no sign of him.
"C'mon, Canada!"
Canada panicked. What if Switzerland heard America's shout? "Quiet, America. He might hear us!"
America gave him a confused look. "Who?"
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
"That's who!"
"Run!"
America and Canada both started to run for their lives back to where they came from as Switzerland chased after them.
"GET OFF MY PROPERTY! NO TRESPASSING! HOW MANY F****** TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IDIOTS!"
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
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